Sticky Simon

Simon’s cat just got into a sticky new predicament!

Watch as he prevails in the end!


Catch ALL of Simon Tolfield’s Simon’s Cat episodes at SimonsCat.com.

I pulled off the price tags for you.

Looking for your new red satin party dress?  I’m sorry, but I look so much better in it.


You may as well have the string of pearls too, Smudge. Photo by Chris G.

I Have a Bad Feeling About This

… so by adjusting the knobs, you can actually vary the temperature? Goodness, what a convenience that must be for people who can’t drink very cold water, you know, sensitive teeth and all that. I must confess, I’ve never seen a water dish this large and sophisticated before, and I really must thank you for such a very thorough demonstration and why are you locking the door and looking at me like that?

We Pour a Mean Cocktail

Abandon your Appletini, cancel that Cosmopolitan — the hippest new cocktail among the cutegnoscenti is the Angry Ferret. In a cocktail shaker, combine:

2 parts gin
1 part strawberry liqueur
1 part lemon juice
1 baby ferret
1 dash Angostura bitters

Add ice and shake until vexed.

“This is my baby Holly!” says Linda G.

Not on the Brochure

If you’re on a cruise and visit a strange remote island and find yourself with tattooed castaways, er contestants, noshing cicadas, weaving earthworm hammocks, who challenge you to mud wrestling, RUN AWAY!


If only it was Candid Camera, Morgan.

And the nom-nom-nominees are…

Bunnies. Of course. And they would like to thank their produce-rs.


And the best picture goes to, Silvia!

THIS JUST IN: Kitten-Spooning Pug Action

Alicia A. gave no explanation for this puggular-kitten-interspecies snorgling moment. She just sent it in to be enjoyed.

OMG HEAD JUST SPLODED WE’VE GOT MAMA & BEBEH SLOTH BONUS TONGUE ACTION @ 1:18 WHOA NELLIE

You knew this one was sent in by Brinke G., thanks to the all caps title.

The tiniest ‘Pbbbbffft.’

Will you please scroll down for the tiniest of ‘Pbbbbfffts’?


Sender-Inner Kalen G. says her horse Gold Doc went for a drink but forgot to put his tongue completely back in his mouth. Ahn. [Head tilt]

Breaking News Update Bulletin Report!

The Onion News Network is reporting that the Internets have been crippled by this photo of a piglet. We interrupt our regularly scheduled cuteness for this report:

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