“Paranormal Activity” Meets Simon’s Cat

“It’s a somewhat creepy live action Simon’s Cat!

Synchronized Smiling

“… Aaaand, one-two-three, grin-two-three… C’mon, ladies, work that smirk!

Photo credit: sakanami

C.O. Gamer’s Review-o-topia!

Greetings, programs! Time for this week’s look at the newest, thumb-thrashinest video games, and up first it’s Super Mario Ultra Kitty Cart Turbo (Wii, $45.99).

A disappointing entry in the SMUKC franchise, this “Turbo” is anything but, combining sluggish controls and limited speed with a loud 16-bit soundtrack that’s so 2003 (cubicle monkeys, dial it down before you press play). Rating: Two stars.

Ya wanna play Pong, Lennart K.?

Lotso Tree-Huggin’ Bear

SWITZERLAND — Police and protesters clashed during the Ursine Environment Summit today, as demonstrators upset over deforestation of the Hundred Acre Wood chained themselves to treetops and had to be forcibly removed.

Cub reporter Jorden C. contributed to this article.

“When I was a kid, there are two things I wanted badly and never got…”

“…A real dog and a Kenner AT-AT Walker.”

Video and story by Patrick Boivin. Thanks to Sender-Inner Roger. Music by Blithe Field.

Itty Bitty Kitty Committee Fundraiser

The IBKC is taking your calls meow for big, big, big donations. Proceeds benefit the Tacoma/Pierce County Humane Society. Interested in helping out? Donate here.

Kittens are (literally!) standing by!

Call now, won’t you? [head tilt]

EH? I can’t hear you…

Grandpa, when I grow up will I get dreadlocks in my ears too?

Bear hugs, Shari E. Photographer Paula Longshore

Thanks for the Shade, Mom

Theriously, I was all ouch-ooch-ooch-ouch walking on the sand, and then I sit down, and I’m thinking “hey, do I smell fried chicken?” and it’s me!

Photo credit: auburnxc

The Following is a Ted Nugent-Free Zone

Wakey-wakey eggs and bakey.

Deer God, I hope that’s my mother behind me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who you callin’ a gazelle.

If someone would please remove these roller skates from my feet, I’ll get up and walk away gracefully.

I am much, much prettier than you.

What do you call this magical land where rubber duckies inexplicably fall from trees?

Sender-inner Emily B. writes: I’m working at a whitetail deer ranch this summer, and we’re bottle-raising all the doe fawns. So far we have 46 fawns on the bottle. They’re all incredibly cute, pushy, and they’re all named: The pictures of the fawn in the grass are of His Majesty, who we’ve been nursing back to health. He’s a spoiled brat, but he’s so small and fuzzy that he gets away with a lot; the staring one is Eowyn (she’s a little crazy); the two curled up next to each other are Diana and Wren; and finally, the brand spanking new baby is Clementine being licked clean by her mama, Trey.

Real-life dust ball!

If you’ve seen the Japanese animated film My Neighbor Totoro, Spirited Away you’ve see the lil’ dust ball characters who do odd jobs around the castle, like carrying shoes (on left). Obviously, Kitteh “Flake” is a big fan:

Kristen D., do you pay Flake extra for deliveries?

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