Color Me Cute: Part Three

Confetti: Multiple bits of color that is pretty, festive and in this picture, the background to little Oliver Twist.


I’ve just had a heart Attack of the Cute.

The Adventures of Max Stubbular…

Will continue AFTER THIS NAP!


Prosh Corgi Action by Corgi Addict Dot Com.

Morning Snuggle

Watch these little guys go after the sleeping hoomin. They’re known as “Conures,” a type of parrot- and when they set their beaks minds to something, well…let’s go to the videotape.

How do you do, Miss Sadie Sue?

Okay, class, get your utensils ready

You need to melt some white chocolate and butter. Just melt a bunch. Because you’re going to make a double batch. Now get a biiig bowl. Dump in some flour. Get a big bag of chocolate chips. Stir it all together. You want it nice and fluffy without being too gooey. Sorry if I don’t know exact measurements. It’s an old recipe I got from my mother. Now spoon 18 dollops of dough. Savor the goodness while still warm.


Droooool, Cutest Paw!

And They Spent Their Honeymoon Swimming up Niagara Falls

From the archives of Everything Is Terrible comes the uplifting climax to Zeus and Roxanne, offering up these enduring truths: Dolphins uphold the sanctity of marriage, dogs look great in bow ties, and Steve Guttenburg was in a lot of movies.

Friday Haiku: Call Scotland Yard

Do something before

Cat the Ripper strikes again

We’re safe, he’s wiped out


That’s how he rolls, Cranberrycocktail

Well, Shello There!

I’m sho happy to shee your shmiling fayshe! I’m jusht back from a shwim — why don’t you schlide up a sheet and sh-er, I mean relaxshe a schpell?


Shmile-HANSCHE!


Thish ish a diamondback terrapin, shays Chelsea C.

You’re Coming with Me, Mister

I’ve told you a thousand times not to leave this house. This is what happens when you don’t listen. You get the mouth treatment.


She said a mouthful, Piscator629!

Unhappy Meal

In the harsh, violent realm of Nature’s drive-thru window, competition and conflict go together like catsup and fries. In this tense hamburger standoff, we see a pair of rivals locked in a war of attrition over tasty nutrition. After a brief struggle, the cat wisely retreats to the relative safety of the Arby’s dollar menu.

Your Worst Fear

Drop-in visits from those nutty neighbors, Milt and Viv!


Suuu-prise, Lilly!

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