Meanwhile, at the Jerry Lewis Safari Park and Nature Preserve…

Oh, look at the smiling people, they are making with the pointing at me and the clicking with the cameras, I — ahh, aaahhh… FNNURRPHHTTPHHTTHHT!

Owww, my nose made a loud bang and now there is a hurting and itchy feeling and the nice people are laughing at me, mooooommyyyyyyyyyy!

That’ll Do Pig, That’ll Do

Winnie the Pig had a date. A hot date. It was his first in weeks, and since he wasn’t about to go and blow it, he had to make sure everything was just right. So obviously, he brought in reinforcements:

Listen, if it was your intention to bathe in Drakkar Noir and possibly kill your date with cheesiness, then you exceeded expectations. I mean, I think my nose may have stopped twitching.

I'm not one to talk about unmanicured feets, but it looks like you stepped in a dozen marshmallows.

Here’s the thing: It looks like Arthur Fonzarelli took a greased comb to your hair, and yet it doesn’t occur to you to pluck a nose hair? It’s surprising considering they’re practically hindering your eyesight.

Just because you go over your fur with a fine tooth comb doesn't mean you have to turn your nose up at me.

Here’s to the partnership, Maria L.

Hop this way

If I hop *just right* I can walk right out of here…

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Photos by natural-light-loving, stellar event photographers Monkey Bean Photos in Jackson, Georgia via Sparkly Like a Holiday, submitted by Krista K.

Internet Speed Upgrade

If I feed you parsley, will you unclog the Innernets? Please?

[Grabbing cilantro just in case.]

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Thanks, Mathijs and Lucy 4.0 over at HamsterTracker, where Lucy helps power the Internets on her wheel, one meter at a time. At press time, Lucy’s at 146,119.47 meters in 48 days.

Sunday Schnozzle Snooze

Schnozzle to Schnozzle, on a Sunday. Schweet.

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Don’t make me say “Schnozzhance” because you know I will:

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Stephanie M. I like to think there are tiny Z’s co-mingling, coming from each of their noses

But how do you use it in a sentence?

Dude A “Did you see that donkey’s ears??”

Dude B “Yeah, they were ridiculous.”

Dude A “Nah, they were redonkulous!”

http://cuteoverload.com/glossary/#Redonk

There’s your answer Justine W.

The cute’s gonna cost you

Yannnnnrgh yannnrg yannnrg.

[wraps muzzlepowshe around buck]

It's really going to cost you. Pomeranian style.

Petite Schnozzle Enhance:

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Nibbular, Esther M.!

Where’s My Sake?

Great. Now teach him how to chew with his mouth closed.

I’m not at all convinced that’s not some animatronic fluff ball with eyes, Thayer P.

Guess the Breed

And the winner is… Muffy! Basset Hound! Congratulations! Muffy will be receiving a free wall and desk calendar for her correct answer. I think the schnozzle gave it away.

This little morsel is so small and delectabuhl.

What will he grow up to be? A collie? A German Shepherd? A Chihuahua? A Free Cute Overload 2010 calendar to the first correct answer in the comments!

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Debra D., don’t tell anyone what the real answer is… By the way, you can look inside the calendars here…

THIS JUST IN: a baby wombat in a box

That is all. You may return to your non-wombat-in-a-box-looking-duties now.

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Joanna B. Could be worse. (Se7en alternative box ending video by Mr. Derek N.)