Deep Otter Thoughts

"Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants."

//// Apologies, folks, this post makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. Thank you – Meg///

Laffer

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Uriel U.!

Red pan-daaaaaah [trails off]

Look, People, red pandas must be stopped. Their tiny ears, petite schnozzles, sniffling whiskers—please—someone stop the 1.51-kilogrammed-madness.

Redpanda

The right-hand guy ducking behind the other guy is ESPECIALLY bad, Zoe H.

^—^  <—ears

Rufus does some surfin’ and checks his comments on CuteOverload

 
   

 

 

 

 

         
"The ladies are really into muh profile theeese dehs." – ROOFEES

Take this job and shove it

Look, I like a well-runnin’ warsh machine as much as the next cat, but this repair job blooooooows! [singsong]

Welp. [unlatches seat belt, turns off Howard Stern Show] gotta go meet a ‘Ms. Nancy Pisula of 23 Evergreen Terrace’ now.

[takes a healthy swig from flask] Yup.

Duhlivery
Sparky? nice work, Bebe.  Lots more with funny captions at this site.

I know, huhn?

So I was all "no   way!"

and she was all "way! I am gonna wear it before you"

and so [slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrps Diet Coke] I told her, look, [checks self in mirror] you are so not going to wear the lace tube top from Forever 21, nah-ahn!

She’s such a bee—[slurrrrrrrp]-atch!

Are you gonna eat that last soft taco?

Slurrrrrrrrrrp

Like, Patricia? whateverrrrr! see if I care

It’s Stu, the newly egotistical pocket pet!

Sender-inner "SJ" writes: "Stu has become quite full of himself since appearing on Cute Overload … he’s no longer willing to sit idly by and let the cats hog all the racks.  He’s on a mission and may soon be popping up at a rack near you…you’ve been warned."

OH MY GODS THERE HE ISSSSSSS!!! RACK ATTACK!

Tiniest_of_paws

SJ—promise us you’ll share your rack with cats too…and nice touch with the ear-bending.

Harajuku-pup-a-ru!

Alert reder Simone T. saw this pupulence in Harajuku Japan and snapped a pic-ta-ru! [Say in Japanese accent]

KOMPAI!

Nahahn_1

Love the paw up, but goo’ lo’ that shirt has gots tah go! oh!

Puddsters

Puddingstamp_1
Look, it’s a kitteh named "Bread Pudding". Can you imagine a better name than that? All warm and yummy? I can’t. OK, maybe the name "Marcy" comes close, but that’s IT.

Thanks for the stamp, too, "Pudds".

Pudding01

C.O.X.C.U.!

Pudding04

<3 to Kaede :D

P.S., You too can turn your photos in real US postage! with…PhotoStamps;)

Only 22 days ’til Halloween…

I’m just sayin’.

Famous_chi

Mr. Sams, always a pleasure. ;)

Two things.

OK, folks, two things. First,

1. WHO names a dog "Marcy"? Can cats named "Linda" be far behind!?
2. I’d like to make a request to you, the C.O. audience, that we change one of our important C.O. vocab words. The word is:

"MuzzlePuff"

I’d like to change it to:

"Muzzlepouch" or even "whiskerpouch"

For the following reasons:
A. It’s really not a ‘puff’ it’s a ‘pouch’
B. ‘pouch’ sounds funnier when you say it like this: "whees-kare-pow-che" [cracking self up]

Thank you for your consideration.

Muzzlepouchetude

Nice pow-che, Marceh! (And sender-inner Britta!)