Maple Sap Sipper

And when he’s finished with the pancakes he’s going to want to wash it down with some milk.

The cows will not be pleased with his methods.

COXCU!!!

See you on the flipside, Peter

Cute or Sad? A Seal goes “Ehn!”

Cute or sad?

You tell me, People.

Josh N. says “cute.”

Has Anyone Seen Larry?

I told him to wait here with the others, and now he’s wandered off… Oh, there he is.

On Your Mark, Get Set,

BEEP!         BEEP!          BEEP!

(Turn down your volume!) http://www.autospeak.com/grpsndb/horns.wav


Aooogah! (eyes pop out on springs), Sophia.

Get A Life!

Actually, the pawlm reader said I have NINE lives! Seeeeee?

Live it up, Sender-Inner Rosalind.

The Eternal Struggle of Puppy vs. Ice Cube

The rich tapestry of Nature is woven in conflict. Here, we see an ice cube locked in a life-or-death battle with a hyperactive puppy. The wily ice cube remains cool and collected, aware that tiring his adversary holds his only hope of survival. Alas, the tactic fails, and the poor ice cube succumbs to a fatal licking.

“This has to make @CuteOverload,” said Barbara M. in our Twitter feed. What an ice idea.

Spin the Banana

As they both stared in crestfallen silence, Carl and Belinda knew fun times with the “bun-nana” would only lead to heartbreak.


My bad, Gwenovere. I was hungry.

My Happy Place

Your mad gardening skills totally harshes my mellow. I must close my eyes until I reach tranquility. Mmmm, I am a pebble, my thoughts are floating, floating, higher… Why am I visualizing a sparkly green dragonfly? I must maintain focus amid the chaos! Waterfalls! Why couldn’t there be a waterfall here instead, with a reflecting pond. And koi. Now I need tea and healing crystals. Think I’ll write a haiku…


That’s a new kind of enlightenment, Mandy

A Public Service Appeal

The recession has touched every level of society, from the poor to the very poor — but none have suffered more than our nation’s trolls. Once, every troll lived under his very own bridge, but today, many endure squalid, crowded living conditions.

But you can help. Your tax-deductible donation to The Save the Trolls Foundation provides vital housing assistance, allowing trolls to lead lives of dignity once more.

Please give, Christine C.

It Takes One to Know One

Sure, he acts like a gentleman, but could your blind date really be — a rat?! Find out fast with the Bad Date Detector™ from CuteCo! The BDD sits discreetly on your shoulder, warning you of any rat-like behavior. Don’t get stuck again — Order now!


Adeline’s got your back, Tara G.

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