Okay, class, get your utensils ready

You need to melt some white chocolate and butter. Just melt a bunch. Because you’re going to make a double batch. Now get a biiig bowl. Dump in some flour. Get a big bag of chocolate chips. Stir it all together. You want it nice and fluffy without being too gooey. Sorry if I don’t know exact measurements. It’s an old recipe I got from my mother. Now spoon 18 dollops of dough. Savor the goodness while still warm.


Droooool, Cutest Paw!

And They Spent Their Honeymoon Swimming up Niagara Falls

From the archives of Everything Is Terrible comes the uplifting climax to Zeus and Roxanne, offering up these enduring truths: Dolphins uphold the sanctity of marriage, dogs look great in bow ties, and Steve Guttenburg was in a lot of movies.

Friday Haiku: Call Scotland Yard

Do something before

Cat the Ripper strikes again

We’re safe, he’s wiped out


That’s how he rolls, Cranberrycocktail

Well, Shello There!

I’m sho happy to shee your shmiling fayshe! I’m jusht back from a shwim — why don’t you schlide up a sheet and sh-er, I mean relaxshe a schpell?


Shmile-HANSCHE!


Thish ish a diamondback terrapin, shays Chelsea C.

You’re Coming with Me, Mister

I’ve told you a thousand times not to leave this house. This is what happens when you don’t listen. You get the mouth treatment.


She said a mouthful, Piscator629!

Unhappy Meal

In the harsh, violent realm of Nature’s drive-thru window, competition and conflict go together like catsup and fries. In this tense hamburger standoff, we see a pair of rivals locked in a war of attrition over tasty nutrition. After a brief struggle, the cat wisely retreats to the relative safety of the Arby’s dollar menu.

Your Worst Fear

Drop-in visits from those nutty neighbors, Milt and Viv!


Suuu-prise, Lilly!

No One Puts Baby in a Corner!

‘Cuz if they do, they’ll get the claw!


You’re not the only one, Suspiciousdg.

C Turtle Haiku 4 U

Sea Turtle is king of
His underwater domain
And glides gracefully


Teeniest of turtles via David Doubilet

Color Me Cute: Part Two

Ah, the hues of greens and blues. Throw in a dash of pink and purple and you’ve got a pleasing combination. Why don’t more sports teams have uniforms that resemble the colors in these animals?



These are a few of my favorite things, Bob21’s hummingbird and Hawaiian photographer Heather Osborn‘s gecko, also here on the Facebooks.

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