Baby and Bambi Share Affectionate Thoughts

“Your white spots act as camouflage by blending with the the rays of light that filter through the canopy of leaves to the forest floor! Also, they look like fuzzy gumdrops!”

“And you smell like a banana that’s been doused in curdled love.”

Ella and Moon Shadow will be BFFs forevah, Frank and Carolyn D.

Y’all Ain’t From ‘Round Heyah, Are Yuh?

Now, ah don’t know how you boys do things in the city, but ’round these parts, we got this thing called a speed limit, and you was over it by a whole mile. Seeing as you ain’t got the $637 fine, you just have to share a cell with Buford tonight.

Julie H. testifies: “Mr. Brimley was a rescued cat from Perth, Ontario, he’s quite a gentleman and he has a fantastic mustache. He’s actually only a year and a half old, although he looks much wiser.”

THIS JUST IN: Tiger Surprise!

Germany’s Frankfurt Zoo had a surprise; not only did they have their first tiger cub born in 26 years, but to a mother they thought was infertile. The zoo is raising the female, named Daseep, by hand because her mother rejected her (apparently, first-time tiger moms do that sometimes, so don’t be too sad).

They subjected her to a battery of tests, including… THE ANNOY-O-TRON 3000!

Once the cub is sufficiently annoyed, it is deemed to be mentally healthy.

Maybe if I Switched Conditioners…

It’s not fair… all the puppies and kitties on this site get lots of hugs and pet-pets and scritchy-scritches on their chinny-chin-chins. And I hafta eat lunch all by myself.

Marilyn T. at National Geographic is sharp as ever. You can enter the National Geo photo contest here!

Deja Pee-Yew

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: This video is a bit like the “kitteh surprise” video from last year — only in this one, kitteh might have a little surprise for you.

Submitted by our very own Theresa, who would like you to know she’s not on Facebook. ;)

The Ties that Bind…?

Ma, you knew I was gonna leave the nest eventually. And as adorably aggressive as the thought behind this may be, we both know that Elmers is only delaying the inevitable.

Smooches, Jenifer T. Photo by Leon S. Tucker

I Wish I Was in Dixie (Cups)

Ooo-ooh, here’s two cups full of fuzzy cotton
Now what was I doing? Oh, I’ve forgotten
Look away
Look away
Look away
They’re too cute.

Via HuffPo via Geekosystem via The Daily What via Buzzfeed via Disapproving Rabbits via alert reader Warrior Rabbit!

Lock All Doors, and My God, DON’T! GET! HYSTERICAL!

Dr. Von ScroungeParts’ recent experiment of fusing two separate species – the ravenous Cid with the very surly yet strangely apathetic Puddy – has gone terribly awry. We implore you to take cover and be on the lookout: The Cicadacat is weird and dangerous.

It’s Kismet, Pam W.

Gareth Grey and the Roomba of Doom!

One by one, the initiates flew in all directions as the Vacuumodium continued its ceaseless unpredictable lurching. At last only Gareth and his bitter rival, Cedric Blackmon, clung for life as Prosciutto von Rosawurst, the pink lord of the Kitchen Lands, watched from on high with his hellhound Trixie. “Give it up, urchin,” sneered Blackmon. “It is my destiny to face the Final Challenge of Ish-Kabongg, not y–“

And with that, he was gone.

This Old Bun

Today on This Old Bun, we’re going to install a baluster, install a stair runner, then buff the stairs (rolls over on stomach—Ehn!) like so:

Cute sandy bunny

This Handy Bun courtesy of Wolfmark.

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