Punchlines Only Cats Get

“…so the chicken said, ‘Take my eggs—please!'”

 

“I dreamt I ate my pillow, and when I woke up, the dog was gone!”

LOL CATS

“Mr. Bigglesworth isn’t in right now. Would you like to leave a hairball?”

Don't make me laugh..!!!

Lulz, Peter H., Shadamai and Urban Spaceman. Punchlines for dogs here.

0h Noes! Cute baby turkeys!1!

HOW DARE YOU POST THIS!

SO… CONFLICTED!

NO FAIR , THEY’RE CUTE and DELICIOUS!

Elizabeth B. found these tempting turkles and story over at Beyond Blue Stockings.

Wait ’til you see my Tryptophan coma

Behold the most pathetic let-me-nap mew at the .37 mark:

Another Quality Foraged Link from Ant.

Second Kitten head found

Boo bah bah boop boo boo boooo booop [News ticker sound]
SECOND HEAD DISCOVERED!

ALSO BODYLESS

PLACING IN LOST AND FOUND NEXT TO FIRST KITTEN HEAD

Boo bah bah boop boo boo boooo booo

Another Cute cute cute kitten head brought to you by VillaRhapsody.

THIS JUST IN: Kitten head!

Boo bah bah boop boo boo boooo booop [News ticker sound]

THIS JUST IN! MARMELADE KITTEN HEAD!

APPEARS TIE-TIE!

NO BODY IS PRESENT AT THIS TIME

Boo bah bah boop boo boo boooo booo

Bodyless kitten is still so cute! by VillaRhapsody.

Nose Roll Nirvana

1. Place index finger on top of nose roll
2. Place thumb under nose roll
3. Gently squeeeeeeeezeNO NOT TOO MOSHE

Bulldog pup photo titled Like butter wouldn’t melt, by odin’s_raven.

Raise the Roof

[Roof raises slowly but surely]

Super slow ’n’ prosh baby sloth, Costa Rica, is by sals_r.

This little piggy went…

SNORF

This little piggy went SNEEF

And this litle piggy went SNURF SNURF SNURF

All the way home. Holy moist nosicles, ManyFires, hawaiichihuahua and Sam T.

I’m going commando

NO WAY am I wearing a peenk sweateuw.

Beady eyed righteous lambkins from Handsome Brook Farm. Spotted by Andrew M.

I’m not that strong a swimmer

Pup-Freestyle isn’t a competitive sport yet

Which is just as well because

I could…

use the time.

Sender Inner Angie C.. says pup Cricket is a great swimmer. (As long as her raft is nearby.) Dialog circa 1984 SNL.

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