Happy Caturday, Citizen

The cat you see before you is real. It is the happiest cat you have ever seen. You watch the video many times. Soon, it becomes hard to move. You feel a happy melting sensation in your brain. Speech becomes difficult.

Remain calm. Doctors are coming for you. They will take you to a nice room with other happy people. You will share your opinions about soft drinks and political candidates. You will rate movie trailers. The doctors will write down what you say.

When you awaken, you will be at your desk. You will remember nothing. Thank you.

Not An Inspirational Poster

Why don’t you hang in there? Hmm? I’m doing just fine, thank you very much. I could glide right off of here anytime I wanted…whoa. I meant to do that.


This cantankerous cutie sent in by Toni C.

A Clean Bill of Health

Nurse Duckette says sorry to keep you wading. Ducktor Quack will see you now.


Karla R., says, “At my husband’s school in San Francisco, they have little ducklings, who are starting to lose their baby fuzz. Except one wants to keep a bit of a hat because it’s too cold in San Francisco. Photos by Stewart D.”

Friday Haiku: To Bee or Not To Bee

Fuzzy hammy bee

Pollinating the flowers

Your tail does not sting


Spidermouse is bee-ting around the bush, Dave C.

It’s the Toughest Job You’ll Ever Love

Announcer: Are you ready to save the planet? Then sign up for Outbound Rainforest Loving Youth! Each year, ORLY volunteers venture deep into threatened habitats, protecting endangered species — and finding themselves. So join ORLY today, and start making a diff… HEY DO YOU MIND? WE’RE TRYING TO MAKE A TV COMMERCIAL HERE! YOU’RE BLOCKING OUR SHOT! G’WAN, GIT!


Photo: Manuel Ramirez/CATERS. Story via The Guardian.

I’m Such a Birdbrain at this Game

(Hmm, he countered with the Sumatran Sacrifice; I wasn’t expecting that. I should respond with Kaplopsky’s Flying Feint, but that will expose my little horsie guy…)


Check and mate, striatic.

MORE CATNIP, MORE!!!

Don’t you just love audible nomming sounds?


I already know the answer to that question, Julian R.

Can You Say GULLible?

Seagulls stole my snausages! One distracted me while the other stole my snausages! (throws head back and howls) I am coming back tomorrow. With a jetpack. Gonna get my snausages back!


Jeter says it’s real funny, until it happens to you, Kat G.

Puppy Gum

Millions of gum chewers love Puppy Gum the best. Puppy Gum is long lasting and never loses its flavor. The makers of Puppy Gum remind you, don’t just spit it out when you’re done chewing, save the blue wrapper so you can keep your Puppy Gum for later!


We wouldn’t mind sticking Frank behind our ear, Eugenia.

The Infinite Sleepiness Project?

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new pictures for the Infinite Cuteness Project. Don’t tell me everybody’s gotten tired of it already!


Evangeline C. says: “Hi there, this is my doggy Cosmo. She fell sleep while surfing the Cute Overload website. It was a long day at work.”

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