Mr. Tough Guy

September 25, 2008 by

"Oh boy, ohboyohboyohboy … lemmie at ‘im, boss, lemmie at ‘im!  I’ll moidalize the bum!"

Eating in MY field -- who does he think he is?

"That’s right, boss!  We’re goin’ in for the kill!  Now just leggo my collar and you’ll see some serious butt-kicking, yes sirree!  Watch me mop the floor with this no-good, pencil-necked …"

Hmmm, THIS should be interesting...

"Mnnnnyeeeessssss?  You were saying …?"

Ahmm, errrr ... well, that is ... what I meant to say was ...

"… so remember, shorty, (smack!) this is MY field! (smack!)  And now, if you’ll excuse me …"

Y-yes, sir ... T-thank you, sir ...

"Well, hey there, darlin’—How you doin’?  Whaddya say you ditch these dogs and join me at a little party I’m throwing?"

It's a stag party, naturally.

BONUS PHOTOS!  I couldn’t quite work these into my silly little story, but they’re too good not to share, so enjoy:

Nice composition in this shot!

It's a sniff-a-thon!

THAT … is five different flavors of awesome, Laura M.

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Will someone please make an iPhone game of this?

September 25, 2008 by

ROBO PRISON BREAK!

Musak included.

Lee Anne and guest stars Itsy-bitsy and Teeny-weeny, please take a bow.

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Take Us to Your Leader

September 25, 2008 by

We have come to your planet in search of Kittehs!

[Red flying saucer lands]

Take us to your Leader or ye shall perish

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We might take a nap before you take us to your leader

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So that we may appear refreshed when we finally met him or her

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Zzzzzzzzzzz. [Mission collapses]

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Well, nice try I guess, Tanya C.

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People (muzzle) powsches!!

September 25, 2008 by

These prosh humans have muzzelpowsches of their very own.

They are extremely creative. You can make one too!

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Eliza F., I’ll do an Xtreme C.O. Close up on you if you don’t watch out.

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THIS JUST IN: Boston is guarranteed goin’ to the play-offs

September 25, 2008 by

Grey Kitteh: "…but I don’t have to like it." [Goes back to sleepies]

Wildcard

OK, we made a sports joke with a 90 percent female demographic. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, Cate F.!?

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Meanwhile, at Cottontail’s Hideout…

September 24, 2008 by

"Awright, youse mugs, listen up! We’re knocking over McGregor’s First National Bank, see, and I don’t want no slip-ups! 

Bugsy, you drive the getaway car. Roger, you blow up the safe.

And Flopsy, you stare disapprovingly at the security guard!  Now, hop to it, see?  Nyeeaaahh!"

Daaaawww, tell me again about the humans, George!

This looks like a case for Elliot Nuff and his Untouchables, Amanda L.

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Elephant ‘Tocks? or…Really Large Body with Trunk?

September 24, 2008 by

Look, there’s an elephant in the room, I think we need to talk about it.

No one is willing to point it out but me.

It’s a really big elephant.

Tronk

Johanna S., you should really just face these things head on.

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And Now, a Word From Our Sponsor

September 24, 2008 by

(FADE IN on backyard. MUSIC UP, delicate piano with strings)

ANNOUNCER:  These are the Schlackmann Years™—the most precious years of your baby’s life. First steps. First words. And, most important of all, first solid foods.  Maybe that’s why more mothers feed their babies Schlackmann’s Puppies than any other brand. Only Schlackmann’s Puppies are scientifically bred to be easy to chew, and gentle to your baby’s delicate digestive system. And only Schlackmann’s comes in the variety of breeds and flavors babies love. So make them special years; Make them Schlackmann Years.™

Grape Doberman? My favorite!

Were you a Schlackmann’s kid, Vernel L.?

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With ONE SNORT you’re a GONER!

September 24, 2008 by

Listen Kid, my eye capsule is LARGER THAN YOUR WHOLE BODY.

Flutter your wings the wrong way and it’s SNORT CITY.

Snooorrrf

Johanna S., you’re right. This IS interspecies snorglingk.

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Rest in peace Lil’ McOttersons…

September 24, 2008 by

Peeps, we’ve just learned that the lil’ Otter who stole yer heart by holding hands (no kidding, watch for it!) with her ottermate has passed away. Apparently, "Nyac" the otter even made it through the Exxon Valdez spill! I did not know that.

Let’s do an encore presentayshe for the lil’ trooper. It’s absolutely one of our favorite videos of all time.

Thanks for letting us know the sad news, Kimberly R. and Kim B. :(

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