World Series Win Spurs Hurt Feelings

I’m considered a giant and nobody asked me to participate in a fun series of games in which I might win something super cool.

Congrats Giants – how you did it without The Baby, is anyone’s guess. Right,  Jorden C.?

Vote! Vote! Vote!

Vote! Vote! Vote! Like a baby stoat!
Stoat! Stoat! Stoat! Cast a leetle vote!

We spoke our piece, we marched the march, we waved our misspelled signs
But on this day comes the best way to say what’s on our minds

Whether you pick Governor Moonbeam or the Lady-Who’s-Not-A-Witch
Just be sure to show up early, so you vote without a hitch!

Don’t scorn those with opposing views; call no one idiotic
For we’re just stars of different stripes, and each as patriotic

So get it done, there’s no excuse; no citizen should be lazy
Restore some sanity to our beloved democrazy!

Stoat photo submitted by Fiona B. Credits: Cat, Sheryl; Newt, Jan Tik; Dog, Randy Robertson, Rooster, Ann Rafalko.

Mr. Velvet

Try not to feel too bad about your homely self when you’re near me–not many can compete with me…

Mr. Velvet.

That’s a handful of ego, Erica P.

Must. Get. Secret. Treat.

Oh, Maru. Even at your most uninteresting, you continue to delight.

More more more Maru here.

To Absurdity… and Beyond!

Mission log, stardate 5295.2: Have encountered a bizarre race of creatures who all wear distinctive outer garments, despite already owning built-in fur coats.

Taken by Melissa S. at Chicago’s 2009 Spooky Pooch Parade.

HULK SMASH!

Bruce Banner, mild-mannered chihuahua and physicist. Thanks to a freak radiation mishap, he now has uncontrollable super powers. Now, whenever he doesn’t get his favorite kibble in his trick-or-treat bag, he transforms into… The Incredible Bulldog Slathered in Food Coloring!

Taken at last year’s Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade by istolethetv.

Brownie Bite

Will you please get a load of this mini-morsel—you could take her down in one bite:

GLURP:

Sender-Inner Meg S. says: “I don’t know what it’s called, but it has my soul.” Roge.

Do-it-Yourself Chanel Pup Purse!

The geni over at Beckerman Bite Plate have come up with a Do-it-Yourself Chanel Dog Purse costume! All it takes is an infinitely patient, fashion-conscious pup and mad craft skillz.

Instructions and more over at BBP. Sooooo-phisitcated, Tanya O.!

Banana Split Kitteh Eats Banana Split

HALP!

I’m DEE-LEE-SHOUS!

Halloween hijinx via Balloon Juice, sent in by Jeremy F.

Whatever shall i wear for Halloween?!

I’ve got nothing—NOTHING TO WEAR!!!

Nice temper tantrum, Hugo! Photo from Clarity M. and Friends of Socktopus.

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