and it makes all the differeeeeeence in your upholstery [stretch]
On second thought—maybe not…
You can eat half a dozen Krispy Kremes on any fabric.
Pass the remote, Dahling.
Nicole M.—delishe composishe.
BEYOND nerdy
October 24, 2006 By
John B., Biggest Noid on the Planet™ sent this one in asking "the age-old question: Can Calculus be cute?" UH, John, nevermind that—put AWAY your +15 mace and GO OUTSIDE FER CRYIN’ OUT LOUD!
Oh, and it’s "EHN!", Baby. "ehn." 
<3
Sunbeam + nyahm, nyahm, yahm
October 23, 2006 By
Nyahm, nyaaaahm nyaaaaaahhhm [falls asleep in beam]
Turns out that "Hobbes" kitteh was actually pounced upon later by fellow kitteh Calvin. Not even a kitteh can catch a McBreak, right Emily B.?
There is just nothing more natural than a pug in a costume.
October 23, 2006 By
Pugs were MADE for costumes. If they could, pugs everywhere would dress THEMSELVES up, stuff THEMSELVES into motorcycle-shaped cookie jars and wait patiently for a photographer to appear. You know they would. Their little faces have humor built right in.
Hilar idea, Mary and ‘Popeye’ pup. Thanks to sender-inner Jennifer H.
[Blood-curdling scream]
October 23, 2006 By
With a turtle name like "Wesley", you pretty much HAVE to go with a macho costume on Halloween. I bet all the turtle ladies in the tank are like—"OMG, who’s the hottie?" and whipping out their little Turtle Sidekicks to text him.
Reegahdless, Wesley has snapped up Best Turtle Costume on the Planet Ever as far as I’m concerned. Also, I think his nose has a hole in it. Just sayin’.
Gravel snorts to sender-inner Jennfer H., and toitle owners Craig and Melanie :^)
Meep meep
October 23, 2006 By
Comin’ thru, People.
No short bus jokes.
Meeeeep.
This bus stops for sender-inner Jennifer H., Pup Eva, and Eva’s Mama Alison and all West Deptford stops. Meeeeep.
Summer lovin’, had me a blast
October 23, 2006 By
Summer lovin’ happened so fast
Met a girl cra-zeh for meeeeeee
Met a boy—cute as could be
Summer days, driftin’ away oooh ah, oh the suhuhmer nights
A-wella-wella-wella OOh!
Tell us more, Louisa R…
Yer Monday morning Pick-me-up
October 23, 2006 By
I mean, LITERALLY, People!
Pick him UP!
Caroline G., nice eyes-to-nose-equidistance thing going on there • • •
‘Tocktober continues
October 23, 2006 By
Oh yeah, postscript, please check out this Italian Greyhound knee-knobules+’tocks shot at the dog show this weekend. Way to spot ‘em, Sparky!
Thanks to brilliant photographer Meg for this photo.
“Where my bitches at?” – Rufus
October 23, 2006 By
The roving cuteporter was out and aboat this weekend, and hit the 2006 National Italian Greyhound Specialty at the San Francisco Crowne Plaza Hotel. The event was hosted by the Northern California Italian Greyhound Club. Of course Rufus attended—lookin’ fo’ bitchazz.
I had the pleasure of meeting one of the big winners for the weekend, a Floridian named Grace. Her champion pups "Whisper" and "Ember" kicked some ‘tocks at the Specialty. Ember was crowned "Winners Bitch" and "Best in Sweepstakes" while Whisper, who is #5 in the country, was up for a Best Beeyatch in Show (er…something). I hope she won.
Way to go, Grace!
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