Pretty Itty-Bitty Not-So-Biggie Piggies!

Check out the latest pet craze in England. Some little piggies go to market, but these micro-piggies stay wee, wee, wee — and go all the way to loving homes.

OK, OK, We’ll stop.

It’s been a long April Fool’s Day, and you’ve probably had enough of our pranks by this point. So let’s get things back to normal with this video of a kitteh doing what kittehs do best: Taking up space.

Live Fast, Dye Young

Want the awesomest Easter of all time!? Forget hiding chocolate eggs, it’s ALL ABOUT multi-colored dyed chicks!

You will need:

1. Chicks in eggs
2. Syringes of non-toxic dye in Skittle-esque colors
3. A Sense of Humor as their feathers grow out

Psychedelic, Brenna M.!

The Circle of Life—could not be cuter!

Or should we say: “ANERRRRABLE!!!”

We really can’t get enough. Glurp!

Kronsche!

Snorf!

Delectabuhls!

What’s for dessert!?

Photos via National Geographic Best Most Delicious Photos of 2009.

The Eternal Struggle of Elmo vs. Schnauzer

That’s right, you furry red fiend — keep laughing. Mock me. I will have my revenge soon enough. Those batteries can’t last forever.

New Cute Overload iPad app!

Make Cute Overload SchnozzleTalk the FIRST THING you install on your new iPad this weekend!

1. Pick from dozens of animal faces including Maru, Winston, or Surprised Cat! (shown below)
2. Hold the iPad in front of your head and talk—a microphone picks up your voice and moves the mouth!
3. For smaller animal faces like chipmunks and stoats, try the smaller iPhone version! It’s insane!

Available from the App Store, THIS SATURDAY!

ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ɐǝpı pooƃ ɐ ǝʞıʃ pǝɯǝǝs ʇı

Man they do this every night, and they never drop anything. NEVER. It’s like a freakin’ silverware ballet up there. Just once, JUST ONCE, they could let me have some of the good stuff, you know? But noooOOOOOoOooo.

dinner_stalker

Well I’ve been watching that same Royal Wedding show these two old-fashioned lovey-doveys are STILL ooh-ing and ahh-ing over, while all the good noms are just sitting here, and you know, I have an idea… :twisted:

¿¿dʃǝH ‘osʃ∀

¡¡¡pooɟ ǝʃdoǝd ʎɯ ʇuɐʍ I ¡ʞɹoʍ oʇ ƃuıoƃ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ ᴎᴚOMS ǝʌ,pʃnoɔ I ¡ʇı ʇsɐʃq ɥO

¿ɥǝ ‘uʍop-ǝpısdn uǝʌǝ sʞɹoʍ sısʃɐʇsıɹǝd ƃuıɥʇ poo⅁ ˙oʇoɥd ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʎɐʌɹ∀ oʇ sʞuɐɥ⊥

Introducing a new category: Cocks ‘n’ Cracks

A new category you’re sure to love!

No need to thank us… Just enjoy!

Great idea Carrie W. and Elizabeth D. We owe you bigtime.

“Rear Gear” ‘Tock Covers—Coolest Product EVAR?

FINALLY! A cheerful solution to delightfully cover your favorite pet’s un-manicured ‘tocks!

For a small price, you’ll see big rewards when you plaster every tush around you in Rear Gear! Designs like a Sheriff’s badge, a disco ball or bio-hazard symbol OMG!

Get yours now before the product, well, runs out! [Thumbs up]

Spanks to both Carrie W. and Elizabeth D. for the photo and forwarding the original link from San Francisco Chronicle.

Lair of Lop

backwards shirt

Just darling, Metz. ;)

[OK, OK, I'll unlock the comments! :P - Ed.]

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