Chop Phooey

Hungry for an enchanting culinary journey to a far-away exotic mealtime adventure? Then why not visit Harry and Heidi Ho’s Hunan House of Hamsters?

Our chefs will prepare your hamsters fresh at your table. One bite, and you’ll say: It’s a globally exotic flavor-bration!

Chinese Dwarf Hamster Take Out by House of Sims.

Wonder Nap Powers, Activate!

Form of a Frisbee! No, wait — a spare tire! Um, a nice cheese danish, maybe?

Photo by Gloson, spotted by Phillip P.

Talk About Being Scared of Your Own Shadow.

Look bub, not all baby animals get to look like fluffy otters or Golden Retrievers when they’re born. Some, like us groundhogs, grow into our looks.

Kathleen L. says that these baby groundhogs were brought into her Foothill Animal Clinic after a construction crew found them while bulldozing a site. I’m not sure they have names, but I humbly suggest Hans Moleman & Gollum.

Just Another Thursday for Gertrude

Tipsy on white wine spritzers, Gertrude’s Bridge Club take advantage of her narcolepsy…and inadvertently tell sorority sisters everywhere to talk to a well-manicured hand.

That’s a good dog, Pascal and Isabella I.

Total Loss of Tongue Control

Yikes! It’s escaping again! Quick, somebody catch it before it gets away!

Photo credit: basykes

Vintage Cannon Fodder

Way back in your great-great-grandfather’s days in the Navy, it was customary for sailors to pose the ship’s mascot in one of the big guns. Don’t worry, they weren’t loaded. (The guns, that is. The sailors, that’s another story.)

Images from Flickr Commons: The ship’s cats, HMS ‘Hawkins’ (top) and A cat on HMAS Encounter

Beat Any Game, With GamePeeg!

Gamers, are you stuck at level seven? Can’t get past that big boss? Still looking for the Mystic Runesword of the Shadow Knights of the N’flargh Happerscrabble?

Then you need GamePeeg™, the easy way to beat any game! Every GamePeeg is specially trained to show you all the secret moves, so you win every time!

Photo by szlea. (And yes, that hovertext should look familiar…)

Andrew Zimmern Opens Restaurant, Diners Beware

“Waiter, if this is the deconstructed chicken pot pie, I fear asking for a doggy bag.”

That is one disapproving/sleepy Chippy, Ada C. Photo by Dan Cole.

Do You Mind?!

We’re trying to have a serious discussion about contemporary things here, so why don’t you take that camera somewhere else like a good boy?

No? Fine, you twisted little perv, be that way… (slurp, slurp, slurpity slurp…)

Via Nothing to Do With Arbroath.
Spotted by Theresa!

Modern & Functional

For the minimalists who love their pets but hate the unsightly dog bed:

Can we do something about those unsightly cords, Leah L.?

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