Dik-Diks are African mini hoofers who run around the plains delighting everyone who sees them. I hadn’t noticed before, but they also have spectacular little Tapir-like schnozzles! Check it!
If he thinks that fourth tequila shot was a bad idea, just wait until he sees the “I ♥ Maru” tattoo on his chest.
Let the big guy sleep it off, Angela C.
LONDON — Onlookers were stunned today when a scientific medical experiment went haywire, releasing radioactively-enlarged “happy corpuscles” that frightened pedestrians and disrupted maritime shipping.
Oh, all right — here’s the real story, as found by Steve L. (I think mine makes more sense, though.)
“What in the heck are you doing in there all day? Give someone else a chance!”
Different strokes for different species, Ray B.