Rupert Aces the Audition

All right, it says here your name is Rupert, very nice to meet you. If you could turn to the left so we could get a profile, please…

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No, your left; OK, never mind. Now, in this picture, you’d be playing a character with lots of pent-up anger, seething and boiling within him until he can’t take it and he explodes with rage. So start from page six and let’s see what you can do…

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No, that’s kind of a happy look. Show us some anger…

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Ah, let’s try something else, forget the script for a minute. You’re poor and hungry, you’ve been waiting in line for hours, and just when you get to the counter, the lady says “sorry, we ran out of soup, come back tomorrow.” Aaaaand, go.

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Uhhhmmm… right.

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Well, we’ve got your headshot, and we’ll let you know if anything comes up. Next…

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Via Andrea Arden, dog trainer.

Please, allow me to say a few words in his honor.

I Di’unt do eet!!!

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Mary Ann sent in this photo of her two purr-pet-trators, Momo and Papi.

Try New Pom Roll-ups™!

The new fun way to get your daily allowance of cute, wholesome, self-rolling Pomeranian goodness!

Ham-a-lot

Cold…

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or hot…

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Ham hits the spot!

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For more Kokolinka go to pyza’s photostream. Additional thanks to Klara S.

Should I Eat It Or Hug It?

totoroPeople, I don’t know whether this is CUTE, or TASTY! Mebbe BOTH!

[The folks at Kawaii Kakkoii Sugoi sent this in and added, “Totoro is a famous Anime character in Japan. What we did in the video is simply shape the food to look like the character himself. We used noodle (Soba) in one video and rice ball (Onigiri) in the other.” -Ed]

Lazy Day

What a day for picking daisies
And lots of red balloons
And what a day for holdin’ paws
And bein’ with you
Lazy day just right for lovin’ away

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Photo of Cloudy & Norman by January, submitted by Nick C. Post inspired by Spanky & Our Gang.

Hey, What’cha Readin’?

Is it one of them mystery books, like The Notorious Nibbling Wombat? Or is it a how-to book, like Wombat Belly Rubbing for Beginners? Them’s my favorites.

Welcome To Disapproval Island, Mr. Bond!

[*Note: This is a new Rule of Cuteness: A Look Of Disapproval Is Always Cute. Just wanted to work the 007 thing in. -Ed.]

“I was curious to see what kind of man you were. I thought there may be even a place for you with SPECTRE. Unfortunately I misjudged you; you are just a stupid policeman, whose luck has run out. Despite Rule of Cuteness #50 in effect, you will now be fed to the bunnies of Disapproval Island.”

[See hover-text to learn about this real location in Japan.-Ed]

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Hover-text from Amusing Planet, where you can learn more about Okunoshima Rabbit Island. Post text and URL inspired by Dr. No. Sent in by Julia G., who added “None of them look disapproving.”

Bobo And Nikita’s Greatest Hits

A Super-Sized Catload O’ Crazy, direct from Poland. Submitted by Krzysztof S.

Busted

Two of these puppehs have NO PROBLEMO dropping a dime on the guilty party.


Cuteporter Glenna M. sent this one in.

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