Dr. Drew, Where are You?

Dear Maru:

You are an amazing cat. You make us laugh on a daily basis. We imagine what it must feel like to be whipped by your 12-pound tail. We marvel at your glorious girth; your density puts Garfield to shame. But we write this letter because we fear for your well being. Your addiction has become all-consuming. We love you and we ask you to seek treatment today. Will you?

xoxo

C.O.

Oleg Cassini-Approved: Pillbox Pup

Trés chic, Blockhead! But FYI, Jackie Kennedy rarely licked her chops while posing for photos.

Worse Than Polyester

He had seen some interior design catastrophes, but this was too much to take. A rattan kitty litter box? Clawse felt as though he had to put on a flowered muumuu just to do his business.

How long til he comes up for air, Anna T.

Someone has a banana bed! [singsong]

Banana-lover-and-eater Winnie has received a sweet ‘Nana Bed from an alert FourFour reader.

Thanks for coordinating colors with our website, Rich. Get YOUR custom ‘Nana bed here!

What do you mean? I have full bars

Corgi signal strength on left: good

Corgi signal strength on right: not so good

Another great submishe by Ant over at Ant’s Quality Foraged LinksGo puppies go by manyfires

More Drams

Get ready for more drama, People. [shaking head]

Dramatic Chipmunk started it:

Then the Surprise Kittens were all ‘nah-ahn';


Then Cupcake Dog was all ‘way':

And now, this hamster is just shocked:

Save it for your Mama, Alex “Danger” D.

Racc-a-nova

You do not know me—I am zee Spaneesh Raccoon from Costa Reeeca.

I watch you in zee night! No tango rabies!

Now I keees you weeth my schnozzle.

Sender Inner Philip C. was beguiled by this White-nosed Coati by amkhosla

Evil Plan #21235425

I shall clog the InterWebs…

With my ‘tocks!

Roborovski Hamster

cdrussorusso, I blame you for the slow… browser… today…

Dolores the Hot Head

You can’t come into my house!

Just try it – I’m the pufferfish of bunnies, Beeyatch!

Skedaddle, you damn meddling kids!

Jeesh, let’s not cross that cross-eyed bun again, Marine

Mastering the “I Miss You” Look

Having found a suitable human family, it is important to keep it on a short leash, as it were, by instilling a feeling of guilt whenever they leave.

Cultivate a wistful, far-away stare to display when your humans leave for work, bowling night, or any activity not centered around you. The use of barriers, like a window or chain-link fence, adds a touch of ironic pathos.

You're seeing a Cocker Spaniel on the side, aren't you?

Photo by ascappatura

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