Mom, Is This the Clean or Dirty Laundry?

And where are my lucky Spiderman underpants?

So, You Want to Be a Gigolo!

Congratulations! The life of a gigolo is a road to thrills, adventure and cheap romance! However, wooing an endless string of bored, lonely housewives does have its risks — especially when the husband makes an unscheduled appearance. In these frantic moments, it may be necessary to improvise a clever hiding place:

Says Jessica G.: “The cat in these pictures is me and my roommate’s kitty, Irene. This is how our friend Corey likes to play with her when he comes over. I think she loves it, deep down.”

Aberbeagle & Fitch

OMG, that nautical rope and life vest outift is completely “overboard”!!!

The oak canoe strut accent is nice though.

Sent in swimmingly by Sender-Inner Leanne D.

Blue Bunny

Marge knew that Walter would find her ‘Adios’ note soon enough.

Finally on her own, she could eat as many carrot soufflés as she wanted.

Stay strong Zao C.! (and Sesame, the Bun.)

The Sarsparilla Saloon is Closed

Too many complaints that *someone* couldn’t hold their licker.

Thank you to Laura for sharing Ella, her party animal.

Boo-kingham Palace

Time for changing of the guard! Oym a fancy Buckingham Palace Guard now oy am!

Wi’ me big fuzzy ‘at, an’ me staring eyes, an’ me knees wot don’t bend!

If it don’t work out, oy could be a boo-kend!

That’s it. I’m mailing myself to Hawaii.

Thanksgiving hasn’t even HIT yet, and I’m already for it to be over.

Too much family drama, Alice W.!

Punchlines Only Cats Get

“…so the chicken said, ‘Take my eggs—please!'”

 

“I dreamt I ate my pillow, and when I woke up, the dog was gone!”

LOL CATS

“Mr. Bigglesworth isn’t in right now. Would you like to leave a hairball?”

Don't make me laugh..!!!

Lulz, Peter H., Shadamai and Urban Spaceman. Punchlines for dogs here.

0h Noes! Cute baby turkeys!1!

HOW DARE YOU POST THIS!

SO… CONFLICTED!

NO FAIR , THEY’RE CUTE and DELICIOUS!

Elizabeth B. found these tempting turkles and story over at Beyond Blue Stockings.

Wait ’til you see my Tryptophan coma

Behold the most pathetic let-me-nap mew at the .37 mark:

Another Quality Foraged Link from Ant.

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