Get this girl a Maybelline® discount STAT

…she’s gonna need it for all the lippystick she’s been usin’

Soooomeone keeps kissing their puuuuppyyyy! [singsong]

Christina H. can’t help it, Chuy is toooo adorabuhls.

The whole kitten caboodle

Caboodle Ranch is a 30 acre non-profit cat sanctuary in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida.

The Ranch was unintentionally founded in 2003 when contractor Craig Grant agreed to take care of his son’s cat—he later found out she was pregnant with kittens.

Unable to bear giving up the kittens, Craig bought a new parcel of land, and cleared an outdoor space where the cats could roam, away from loose dogs and BB guns.

Craig purchased five more parcels of land, grew the sanctuary, and had 22 cats by Spring 2004.

Craig accepts wounded strays, cats who were formerly cage-bound, and cats that have been “kicked around by heartless people.”

In the middle of 100 acres of wildlife, the cats roam free through the nature trails, climb to tree forts, and hide in the underground dens Craig has built.

All the kittehs have been spayed or neutered, all shots are kept up to date and have regular visits to the vet.

Much more info on the story of Caboodle Ranch, photos, videos, planning a visit  are here.

And as you can imagine, Caboodle Ranch is accepting donations.

We Have a Stuffing Emergency!

Eek! How did that happen?

I know she’s a Toy Pomeranian, but this is ridiculous.

According to Sender-Inner Molly M., pup Sushi is not actually coming apart at the seams. Phew!

Deep Thoughts

“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.”

“And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.”.

Deep Thoughts courtesy of Jack Handey (who else? and who has a new book by the way) Photo by Christina V. and Jay “the Tongue” V.

Yin Yang Dogma

The Yin: “I pooped in your Mother-in-Law’s slippers”.

The Yang: “But I only pooped in one of them!” [eye closes]

Confucius is so confusing, but it all evens out NikkiTikkiTavi.

“I Kissed a Cat and I Liked It”

Except for the milk mustache, that part was gross.

You have excellent taste, Alexander G.

Announcing Cute Overload 2011 Calendars!

It’s a slice of heaven on your desk.

Tiny bunnies! Impossibly small ponies! Puppies, kittens, hamsters, and peegs! It’s all cute, all year long. It’s the redonkulously adorable wall calendar based on Cute Overload-“the fuzziest, nicest blog on the planet”! (CBS News!)

There are two formats! DESKTOP and WALL! You must have eet. Act now!

Selling WHEREVER CALENDARS ARE SOLD!
Amazon! (Page-A-Day Calendar)
Amazon! (Wall)
Powell’s! (Wall)

They’re even Goose-approved (for nomming at least)

Take a look! You can hang up our very own copy of World Peace Hamster!

You can tear sheets off, create paper airplanes and annoy your co-workers!

You can impress your friends with your Rules of Cuteness knowledge – where you learned it is OUR SECRET

OMG, Look at May 9th! And to think there are 363 more pages JUST LIKE THIS!

Act Now!

Operators are standing by with your choice of football phone or Slap Chop bonus gift.

Selling WHEREVER calendars are sold in stores!

And online here:
Amazon! (Page-A-Day Calendar)
Amazon! (Wall)
Powell’s! (Wall)

I Said Feng Shui, Not Funky Shag!

Electric-blue shag carpet, burnt-orange sofa? Noooooo! [covers eyes for dear life]

 

Sean G. says kitteh Tanuki has exquisite taste.

Mom, Is This the Clean or Dirty Laundry?

And where are my lucky Spiderman underpants?

So, You Want to Be a Gigolo!

Congratulations! The life of a gigolo is a road to thrills, adventure and cheap romance! However, wooing an endless string of bored, lonely housewives does have its risks — especially when the husband makes an unscheduled appearance. In these frantic moments, it may be necessary to improvise a clever hiding place:

Says Jessica G.: “The cat in these pictures is me and my roommate’s kitty, Irene. This is how our friend Corey likes to play with her when he comes over. I think she loves it, deep down.”

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