Winston gets leecked on Valentine’s Day

Winston is THE MAN

Fave Frame™:


Thanks to Rich J. of FourFour, for this encore presentayshe of Winston.

Now It’s Time For Everybody’s Favorite Gameshow: WHAT! IS! THAT?

The choices are A. baby hairy hippo, B. premature capybara, or C. tiny rescued squirrel.

Tic-toc.  Tic-toc.  BUZZZZZZZ  Time’s up!

Let’s ask our WHAT! IS! THAT? guest for a hint.

“My mama says when I grow up I will chitter and climb and have lots of nuts.”

That’s right, it’s a tiny rescued squirrel! Better luck next time when we play WHAT! IS! THAT?


Thanks sender inner, Mandie W.

The Tell Tail Heart

Roses are red
My blankie is blue
Bite your love on the tail
You know you want to.


///EDIT: Peeps, Sender-Inner Andi M. commented,

“Yay! I submitted this photo! Just so everyone knows, Hippo is actually a super amazing cat at the no-kill shelter where I volunteer. He’s completely available for adoption :) HINT HINT someone take him home! :) http://www.saveapetil.org/pet/hippo///

Hippo Valentine’s Day, Hippo and Andi M.!

Oh Teddy, You Incurable Romantic

Roses are red
They taste good, too
I ate all my corn
So put down the stupid camera and get me some more, why dontcha?

Shall I Compare Thee To Valentine’s Day?

by William Shakespeare

…Thou art more lovely and more temperate.


Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.


Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;


And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimmed;


But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st,


Nor shall death brag thou wand’rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to Time thou grow’st.


So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,


So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.


Happy Valentine’s Day!


Bottom heart puppy from Michelle R. Piggy from here. All kitties from here. Cow from here. And, Chihuahua puppies from here! Special thanks to Sharpy for photo wrangling.

I’ve Got a Heart On…


my nose!


Get your mind out of the gutter, I said H-E-A-R-T on!
Coffeegorilla spotted this Seal on his Galapagos honeymoon.  Thanks to sender-inner Ant.

Mom…Mom…Mom…Are you Listening?

And then I said to Sheri that she was too big to fit through the fence. Darren said that I was a liar and so that’s when I told him he was a liar (yawn) and then you called me over here to take a nap and I’m not tired at…zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

The Infinitely Boring Cuteness Project

Our first polychromatic entry in the ICP seems less than thrilled with the honor: “Our infinitely cute lovebird Gubi was enjoying some laptop heat while I was browsing CO,” writes Claus G. “He wasn’t too pleased with all the cats, so he yawned a bit and eventually fell asleep.”

Every St. Bernard’s Nightmare

I’m lost in a dense forest with no way out, and I’m surrounded by clones of myself. We’re all looking for someone to rescue, but there isn’t anybody — just this one underage kid who can’t even have brandy… That’s when I wake up screaming…

I could go for a Brandy Alexander,  Robin R.

As Your Attorney, I Advise You to Hand Over the Ribeye

Welcome to Law and Order: Canine Division


Prepare your briefs, Treana W.!

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