Lemme show you my muzzlepowshe collection

[Motioning you down a loooonnng, ridiculous hallway]

"And here are the more common muzzlepowshes… this beady-eyed stuffed pug was owned by a French Baron."

"Over there is my famous whisker collection…"

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"Let me show you more, Alison F.! this way!"  [More over at Etsy!]

Guinea pigs doing the Lady and the Tramp Spaghetti Thing

‘That’s why the Guinea Pig IS A TRAMP!’ [sing in Frank Sinatra voice]

Via Urlesque. OK OK enough with the kissing sounds, Lindsey W.!

I lof you so moshe

THAT’S IT, PEOPLE!

I command you to GO OUT AND TELL VARIOUS PEOPLE WHOM YOU DEEM WORTHY THAT YOU LOF THEM ‘SO MOSHE!’

Don’t just stand there do EET!

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YOU TOO, Stephanie W.!

Must… have… sliders!

Just don’t get grease on your fur.

(Is that his tiny schnozzle on the lower corner of the bag?)

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[Did somebody say "ENHANCE"?? - Ed.]

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DEEE-LEE-SHOUS, Kathryn F.! go Phi Mu! Alpha Iota chapter!!!

Cute Overload Super Xtreme Games Ultra Challenge!

Welcome, sports fans!  And going first in the "Freestyle Toss Up" category is Pickle, catching some righteous airtime as she soars over the stadium!  Way to work those ears, Pickle!

On your mark...

… and up next is Seitan, rockin’ it with a perfect 90-degree mid-air twist!  Radical!

... get set...

… and finally, we have Seymore, who’ll be attempting a gnarly double back-flip followed by… Whoa!  Seymore misses the target completely and heads right into the stands!  Oh, that’s gonna be some points off — bummer, Seymore!

... NUFF!

And now it’s over to Irene for the post-game wrap-up!

VOTE ON YOUR RADIO SHACK TANDY IMMEDIATELY

Thanks to alert reader Bobbeh, we have this encouraging stoat-otter, who is OBVY voting for Cute Overload at the Bloggie awards. Shouldn’t…you? [head tilt, eyes narrow]

Vote vote vote!

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Check out more fabu clip art and captions at Married to the Sea.

Kitten Fail

The old "Ehn-Kerplop." [shaking head] so, so very sad.

Fail blog submishe, N E 1?

THIS JUST IN: A Dust Ball

You can’t tell the difference between this puppeh and a Totoro Dust Ball.

OK, the pup has a collar. But if the dust ball had a collar, you couldn’t tell.

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Check it: [double take neck spasm]

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Dust Balls! Now available without collars at Skankazon!

Real-life Tom and Jerry

[Sounds of multiple chops being licked] Run, little gerbil RUN! Because when you get out of there…you’re gonna need to be REAL fast.

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Brought to you by Ashley V., Nova, Moogle, Jinx, Yoshi, Uno, Buster, and two defenseless gerbils.

Apply liberally!

The 2009 Bloggies are upon us!

Cute Overload is up for Best Topical Weblog (Yes, the kind of weblog you apply liberally to your, er, skin)

Vote, my Pretties!

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