Bunny Thrill-laaaaaah!

From Flickr user Yiie, here’s “Otis (Dutch rabbit, now 11 months old) sleeping. She had her paws up and was moving them slowly, almost looked like she was dancing to Michael Jackson’s Thriller song.”

Photo by Yi Chen

Slow Tuesday? Break Out the Impressions

“Your attractive next door neighbor just informed you that he and his wife separated.”

“You are a 45-year-old woman who just found out she was re-tweeted by Leif Garrett.”

“You just lost your crown as reining ‘Hot Dog Eating Champion’ to your nemesis, Sweaty Flanks.”

He’s quite the thespian, Yasmin R.

Listen to Me when I’m Squeaking to You

Put me down at once! And bring me cheese! And explain why I sound like a bird!

Quite a handful, Philip K.

The Witness Protection Program Used to be More Reliable

When Luigi agreed to testify against Fat Tabby, he incorrectly assumed his new identity would be tougher to crack.

Not to mention the fact that his new location was little more than a hammock.

Always ratting out the bad guys, Tara G.

The Queen Is Not Pleased

“Royal Tax Collector! Why have my subjects not paid the 100 mousie heads per household, as I have commanded? Someone shall pay dearly for this outrage!”

Photo credit: RowdyKittens

Behold, the Power of Chocolate

According to science, chocolate contains potent neurotransmitters that can elevate one’s mood. But shape it like an Easter egg, wrap it in foil, and introduce it to a pair of kittens, and it can drive them crazy without their even eating it.

Hello, I’m Your Avon Representative…

“I was passing through the neighborhood, and… Well, I was kind of near your neighborhood… All right, to be totally honest, I was on the interstate three miles away with the windows rolled up, but all the same I thought you might be interested in our line of fine fragrances, maybe get you a deal on the bulk rate.”

Avon Lab played by Cooper! Customer played by Pierre! Sender-inner played by Summer H.!

The Strong, Silent, Ceramic Type

Y’know, ain’t nothing better in life than that one true friend. Like me and Hubie here. He don’t talk much, but he’s always here for me. Sometimes we just sit here for hours, watchin’ time go by. Got nothin’ to say, got nothin’ really needs sayin’. He knows what I’m thinkin’, an’ I know what he’s thinkin’. We’re tight like that.

Photo credit: L Church

‘Sleepy Head’, Definish of

So, tie-tie!

Head! getting heavier!

[Honk-shu action]

Boston Terrier Zzzz’s brought to you by the food, life and sometime puppy-bloggerAlexa C.

Iger’s on Line Two

Tenrecs are apparently a sweet lil’ mix of otter/hedgehog and mice-like creatures with Jersey-shore spiked haircuts. You can tewtelly see these two newborn Tenrecs in the next Disney movie getting into trubs:

Sender-Inner Katherine B. saw these sweet lil’ dudes over on ZooBorns.

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