I shall KEES you.

Yes, I weel.

And you shall LIKE EET.

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You heard me, Kuki.

Errrh-eee, Errrh-eee, Errrh-eee

He’ll get up there!

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Take a listen…

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Lucy K., How high did he climb?

Please let it be a soft kronche…

Because… a hard kronche might reallly hurt…


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  Originally uploaded by niimo.

‘Sup…

…[schnorf]

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Kimchee took this photo at the Atlanta Zoo.  The C.O.X.C.U. warpage is my fault. ;-)

(EDIT — corrected the photo credit.  Wups!  Sorry, Kimchee… am an eediot today…)

Meanwhile, over at C.O. Dream Headquarters…

…Only two kittens per lap, People. no pushing!

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Aaaaaaah. one day, we’ll have our own office, right Audrey C.?

“Sir Puff”

OH PLEASE. You have got to be kidding me, this is ridonk. This bun is the roundest, softest lookin’ little guy, and he’s obviously a super snuggler. Just stop! [pushing you against the wall] The teeny earsitude is WAY TOO MUCH

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You did not name him Sir Puff, did you, Crystal M.? OMG.

Perfect Pocket Pet

Finally, an image that perfectly illustrates the ‘Pocket Pet’ category.

Here’s Mr. Hammie, LITERALLY A POCKET PET, PEOPLE!

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Pretty snuggly, Michele M-S.

Pan-go-wha!?

Apparently, there is a NEW ANIMAL we never even heard of until sender-inner Amanda J. alerted us. The Chinese "Pangolin"! I mean, what the heck, People!? He’s like a scaley hedgehog.

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Weeth a soft underbelly… nahm nahm nahm

Rthhhrrrroo?

Rthhhrrrroo_1"Rthhhrrrroo?" I mean, that’s what I imagine the rat version of "Barrrooo?" to be.

Of course you totally have to roll your tongue when you say it.

But you already kneeeeew that! [singsong]

Nice work, sender-inner Raven and Pocket Pet "Tsukasa".

Pügg Glögg

Nothing says ‘Holidays’ like a ladleful of hot mulled Pügg Glögg.

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Originally posted by Chris B on Facebook, tack Joey D.M.!