My Eyes are up here, Pal

They  may be awkward, wide-set puggular eyes, but they’re UP HERE! [Plink Plink]

We don’t have enough pics like these to make a Pugs ‘n’ Racks category YET, Becky N.

Do You Have This in My Size?

I do like the colors, they’re fierce, but it’s a teensy bit on the big side. Let me give you a visual: Imagine stuffing a grapefruit into a change purse. Pretty much that.

That little pup will grow into it soon enough, Catie O.

Sounds Like a Page-Turner to Us

Behold, the 2010 winning entry in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, given each year to the worst opening sentence:

For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity’s affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss — a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity’s mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world’s thirstiest gerbil.

Photo credit goes to arathrael!

Nice pouch-stuffing, Mom

Geeshe Mom. A little help here? [koala eye roll]

Photo by Paula K. The K stands for Koala.

Say, Clark…? You didn’t by chance just use some Krazy Glue, did you?

Let me get this straight: So instead of going on my long-awaited, very important third date with Yasmine, I’m now attached to your wrist like I’m some kind of freaking bangle charm?? Dammit, Clark!

Opposite of yak attack, Eric K.

Voice-activated Corgi

SUPER LULZ on this one, and maybe because I’m a sucker for voices, but this is great, a Corgi that only responds to certain voices…

Submitted by Sir Paul McCartney (AKA Claire Z.)

Let’s play Box, Paper, Maru

Box:

Paper:

Maru:

You win, KP in SF!

“Carrots in Love”

(Sung to the tune of “Lawyers in Love”)

I can’t keep up with what’s been going on
I think my heart must just be slowing down
Among the aubergines, the cukes and lima beans
Am I the only one who hears the screams
And the strangled cries of carrots in love

Carrot-raiser-uppered, picture-takered, sender-innered and song-parody-written-downered by C.O.-staff-job-easier-maker Wendy M.!

“Bunscotting”

Recently, we were asked if we were “bunscotting” (boycotting bunnehs) on the site. WHERE ARE ALL THE BUNNEHS!?

To that inquisitive reader, we give you “Marshmallow, the disapproving bun:

Photographer and Sender-Inner Michelle C. is a rabbit volunteer with Oakland Animal Services, where Marshmallow is up for adoption!

Slipper Peeg

Dang!

Ehn!—I wish…

I wish this slipper was a size 12!

Andrea G. says: “POST THESE ALREADY!” Ok!

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