Meet Today’s Players

A cardinal…

You got anything to eat around here?

… and a stealer:

Photo credit: Wing and a Prayer by Creativity+ Timothy KHamilton

Tie-Tie on Caturday

"WHOO! What a tiring Caturday."

[Dragging gut on ground along with ears]

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[Flop]

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Daisy-shoo…. daisy-shoooooo (Say in ‘honk shu’ voice)

Hut! Hut! Ham!

THIS Heisman Ham trophy winner has ALL his football-shaped baloney sandwiches with mustard "strings"  READY for tomorrow’s game.

Do YOU!?

Huthuthut

This encore presentayshe brought to you by Meg.

Whatever Mom

I’m going to play Rock Band.

Later. [trots off]

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Sender-Inner Rebecca R says "This is  "Delphie" and her baby "Guthlac".  He’s only a week old, but it looks like they’ve already entered that difficult stage…"

Gibbon Pin Up!

Those elongated arms!

That look in your close-together eyes!

YOUR PROVOCATIVE POSE OMG

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Kathryn S. saw this gibbon monkeh striking a pose at the Lincoln Park Zoo. Pure redonkulousness.

The Cute Overload Music Depreciation Society

Here at The Cute Overload Music Depreciation Society, we help our students cultivate a refined ear for all forms of music, from opera…

… to classic Delta Blues.

I Arrest You In The Name Of Surrealism!

Sender-inner Carrie L. found these pictures of "Stache" on a message board. Either Stache has had a little mishap with a Magic Marker, or that is one devastatingly delicate mustache.  And it reminds me of somebody, but I’m not sure who…

You're looking at it now, aren't you? The rest of me's cute too, ya know.

Now, my left brain, the logical, analytical half that tells me to store my ATM receipts in chronological order for future reference, thinks that he looks like genius supersleuth Hercule Poirot.

Frankly, d00d, both halves are kinda creepin' me out here.

But my right brain, the random, creative half that tells me to run through the mall wearing nothing but body paint and ostrich feathers and singing the Oscar Meyer wiener jingle, thinks he looks like surrealist painter Salvador Dali.

Am I weird because I want to see these two guys bullfighting each other?

So I leave it to you, peeps — which half is right?  Vote below!

Happy Birthday to me,

I’m a pocket Pet, Squee!
My one wish this birthday?
Send a carrot to me!

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WOO HOO!

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Mission-Accomplished-hance!

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Emily D.—are you like a hamster-tongue poser or something? This is ridiculous. By the way Emily claims she has more photos here if you can believe it.

Kitten-ba

Er, I meant Roomba.

Clean up. Aisle 1.

Josh N. DOES IT AGAIN

Carrots… IN LOVE

Inspired by the PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) superbowl vegetable ad, these carrots are GETTING IT ON!

[say in carrot voice] "C’Mere, Bebeh!"

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"I love it when you wear your green hair like that"

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This site is getting weirder all the time, Sarah K.