Delusional Lady of Whiskershire Declares, “Oh. Mah. Gah.”

How do you think I feel? I’m just stunned! I feel used, betrayed…I’m mortified! Never once did I see this coming or even suspect there was someone else. I mean, look at me – how could Wills pick her over this???

Always a bridesmaid (though I suspect not in this case), James P.

Some People Can Be So Rude.

Excuse us? Why that is just the most offensive thing we’ve ever heard! How dare you call us sweater puppies!

The cats’ meows, Stephen A.

Are You Sane? Take This Quiz

This is a picture of: (A) a bumblebee; (B) a court jester at Mardi Gras; (C) the newest Pokemon thingy that your kids will wail like banshees over until you buy it for them; (D) Drew Carey! (answer in hovertext)

Answer: (E) The War of 1812 (we would also have accepted The Hula-Hoop or Steve Buscemi). If you chose A-D, or indeed took this quiz at all, you should seek counseling immediately.

Unless you’re Jeff M. and you know it’s a Bee Orchid. Then you’re cool.

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Sender-Inner Ryan R. says that lil’ Sophie hurt her leggage.

Baroooooooo! [crying sound]

Prepare the Time Machine!

June 12: With my assistant Winthrop Smythe-Goldstein standing by, I nervously set foot inside my wondrous contraption for the first time. At my signal, he would close heavy titanium door behind me, and thus begin my journey into the unknown…

Egad, James P.!

And a Happy Monday to You, Too

Yeah, I had a wild weekend, but I’m totally ready to work armblty mrmfl zzz… Whuh just a few hours’ sleep, here I am, fresh as a daisuggh fnurrff zzz… Whoa so I’ll have those TPS reports on your desk by ten o’cloarggh mumble thud…

Rule of Cuteness #47, Splayed haunch action is cute

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You think that still-life is cute? Check this: ‘TOCKSLEDDING!

And the Gold in ‘TockSledding goes to Amerrrican Drew H.

Playing Twister with Ambien

The last thing Stretch remembers is putting a paw on blue…

Nice find, Annie M.

Simon’s Cat has “Lunch”

The mayhem-causing kitteh is at it again in this latest installment:

http://www.youtube.com/v/vv0OUdQNVM0?fs=1&hl=en_US&w=560

Sent in by Elizabeth C. See all the hilarious Simon’s Cat episodes by Simon Tolfield here.

Dr. Drew, Where are You?

Dear Maru:

You are an amazing cat. You make us laugh on a daily basis. We imagine what it must feel like to be whipped by your 12-pound tail. We marvel at your glorious girth; your density puts Garfield to shame. But we write this letter because we fear for your well being. Your addiction has become all-consuming. We love you and we ask you to seek treatment today. Will you?

xoxo

C.O.

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