My name ees: Cosmo
My Favorite Snack: A freshly washed Cilantro
My Best Feature: Thee Lips, Baby. Thee leeeeps!
Leave me a message, Dahlink…
Lauren S.—Nice composishe!
GuineaPigMatch.com
November 24, 2006 By
Tock-a-lope
November 24, 2006 By
What a nice tock-a-lope. Dont’ you just want to reach out and pet? Ahn.
Soft ears of thanks to Martha B. 
Happy Thanksgiving! And now, A Thanksgiving Song
November 23, 2006 By
A Thanksgiving Song
Let’s sing it together, everyone.
Ready?
"I aaaate too moishe
Too moishe is what I ate
I ate too moishe
I ate too moishe
I ate too moishe
IIIIIIII aaaaaaaaate too mooooishe!"
Listen to the song here [156K]
Stomachs are dragging over at Teh CuteTracker… Now stop checking C.O. and go outside and play Thanksgiving Football with your family er something
Ahhhh. Warm clawsitude…
November 23, 2006 By
OK, does snorting wine out my nose have to BE a nightly occurence!? [Chandler voice]
The shower cat thread (below) produced this article that lead to this macaroni photo.
Hot damn you’re funny People.
[Wine snort]
IM IN UR SHOWER…
November 22, 2006 By
…WATCHIN’ U SCRUB
Commodore (hello, awesome name for a cat) and Heather A.—Great work.
Who brought the cat?
November 22, 2006 By
OK, tonight is a serious cacklefest.Jonelle T. sent this in, wondering if it’s real or photoshop…
I think we should tell her…
Oh, this one goes our to all the evil uncles out there who pull innertubing girls too fast on speedboats. They grow up and start photoblogs ABOUT PETS FOR GOD’S SAKE
[Starbucks joke here]
November 22, 2006 By
Look—I have 15 cups of coffee a day—I mean, I have 15 decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n’-Low and one NutraSweets a day. So?
Starbucks joke from George Carlin, bunny courtesy of sender-inner of—oh shoot—where is he in my beeeelions of emails? Shoot.
VINDICAY-SHONS
November 22, 2006 By
Carbs are baaaad, MMMMKAY?
But when you get them, it’s worth the effort.
Love the yelpitude, Wing Y. OH, and Go Crimson!
As-plo-shons
November 22, 2006 By
Listen People, this is how it works.
I usually get home, after a beeeelllion-hour day working for The Man™, and cook dinner for my husband and my housemate, (that’s two) then settle in to take a look at the submissions for C.O.
At that point, I drink too much red wine and decide what should be posted the next day.More and more, I’m finding that peeps are writing to me in my own voice. It’s almost like I AM WRITING TO MYSELF!
Case in point. Will you please look at this recent submishe:
"I’m submitting this on behalf of my friend Aaron, I give him full credit for this one.
I bring you…
*drumroll*
CIRCE, as a baby!" [Followed by photo]
You MUST post this for me! For the sake of my dear friend as well as myself, this kind of Cute is a crime to withhold from the public! JUST LOOK AT THE MUZZLEPUFF ON THIS THING! Make Circe the star she deserves to be. XD
~Humbly yours,
Amy Barklow, a.k.a. “Pillow”"
I mean, do you People/Pillows even NEED me anymore? You’ve got it DOWN!And will you PLEASE look at this bebeh kitteh. [shaking head in disbelief] I just laughed for five straight minutes.
Kitteh Circe rules, Circe’s Ernie toy rules, and of course sender-inner Amy and her pal Aaron B. RULEZ
redonkulous cup-cakery
November 21, 2006 By
The redonkulousness continues over at The Pixel Girl Shop. I mean, Happy cinnamon buns and cupcakes are devilishly eyeing themselves at their own deliciousness! The happy toilet paper is another story alltogether.
No one sent this one in, I just saw how cute the ad was on the right side of this site. Honest ta Gawd.
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