THIS JUST IN: Inseparable rehabbed sea lions

The Orange County Register is reportin’ that two inseparable sea lions were ruhleased to the open sea on Valentine’s day. See the full story here ;).

LAGUNA BEACH – Two inseparable sea lions got their very own Valentine’s gift this morning – a return to the freedom of the open sea. Dozens of beachgoers watched as the Pacific Marine Mammal Center released Makia and Alto, two California sea lions who forged a tight bond during their month-long rehabilitation.

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Many mo’ photos on their slideshow, too. Discovered by cuteporter NTMTOM ;)

Shake a Tailfeather Behbeh

WHO teaches birds how to dance? Are there some classes I don’t know about? Reality shows I’m not aware of? TEACH ME HOW TO DANCE STEVE WOZNIAK!

//Video removed at the request of the owner.//

Josh N., I can’t wait to see Frostie on T.V.

Rest in Proshness

Dearly befuddled, we are gathered here today to pay our respects to one of the cutest roadside memorials we’ve ever seen: This lovely floral presentation in honor of… a squirrel?!

Perfectly normal from a distance, and then... Wha-HUH?

And not just any squirrel, but true sports nut, with a passion for baseball, basketball and hockey.

Although the referees kept ejecting him for nibbling the puck.

Found in Sacramento by Angela B. Can any other Sacto peeps shed light on this?

[UPDATE: Working from Beth's and Ellen's tips, I think I've located the white building with the tiled roof in the background of shot one, which supports their theory about the address.  Click here to see the building in Google Street View. -- Mike]

Bedtime for Igor

“… and bless Dr. Fronk-en-steen, and the Monster, and Inga, and Frau Blücher, and Abby Normal, and…”

What hump?

… and Susan B.  [Plus all respect to Ellen van Deelen - Ed.]
rat with tiny teddybear

Unclear on the concept: Pup Bookends

I think we’re supposed to hold this book up, but

we’re…

so…

tie-tie…

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Holy Dewey decimals, Christy L.!

Oh Dude, I Am So Baked Right Now!

“Whoa, man… that was some righteous catnip, dude.  Do we have any more, like, Doritos or anything?”

Actually, I'm steamed, but, like, I'm too fried to care.

Like, thanks for the, uh,  picture and stuff, Diane D.

I Could Really Go For A Cigar Right About Now…

I could really go for a cigar right now, for some reason.

Betsy B.

8 uses, 1 screen

WHO are the AD WIZARDS who came up with THIS ONE!?

ABsolute hilariousness from the folks who make this Samsung product. Creative uses INDEED!

GREAT WORK, Theo and Theo’s friend who sent this to Theo!

How I Got Teh Qte

I was a "normal" person once, one foot in front of the other, living day to day.  Then one morning I woke up, and like a vision, there it was — a pair of ‘tocks, hovering above me like a fuzzy angel.  It was at that moment that I attained the enlightenment known as Teh Qte.  In an instant, the Universe unfolded before me, unlocking its secrets, revealing to me the answer to every question, except for one:

I WANT TO BELIEVE

… how the hell did I manage to pass out here?

And what's more, I think the Universe stole my wallet.

Hmm, last I remember, I was doing shots with Deborah and James S., and then…

MINSCULE MEERSICLES! (with harmonica soundtrack)

Taronga Zoo is celebrating the birth of two Meerkat pups, the first to be born at the Zoo in nine years. The two pups, named Zanzibar and Nairobi, were born on Friday January 23 2009 to mother Malawi and have just started venturing out of their nest box to explore the Zoos African-themed Meerkat Desert…

Thanks to Brad H. and The Manly Daily!