Do Not Name Your Pet After A Food

It’s cruel. I mean look at how traumatized “Carrots” and “Coconut” are!

Oh the sufferingks! Enough is enough! No more “Sugar” or “Oreo”! No more “Pfefferneuse” or “Wasabi!” [Drool]

There, there little kittens [nibbles ear], it’s [leeck], gonna be OK NOM NOM NOM!


We’re ready for some serious eats, Gregory B.!

Cute Expectations

I was told there would be pointy-eared piccolo playing pixies.

And fairies.

Riding unicorns.


{33/52 2010} Thank You Flickr Friends! by VeryViVi.

Mostly Pleasant Dreams

(“I’m dreaming of a mountain of tuna, next to a stream of fresh, delicious meelks.”)

(“I’m dreaming of platters of warm stuffing, made from the finest, softest cotton.”)

(“Mghrrph drghtrfl urf ig flurrpth, thrh igh churlth dtheath argle pthrrth.”)


Another quality foraged link by Ant.

#NotIntendedToBeA FactualStatement

If a hamster stares at you and thinks evil thoughts, you will turn into stone. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement


Dogs evolved from lobsters. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement


Hedgehogs know exactly how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie-Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement


We never get awesomely cute pictures from Hannah, Chief Sister Officer, or Reem B. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

Goat Stampede!!!

WATCH OUT FOR SPROINGING!

Beth P. says she can’t stand it. Beth P. Should also know that any animal with the name “pygmy” in it is asking for trubs.

1 lb, 3 oz

My PERFECT fighting weight!!! [Pbbbbbftt, Pbbbbbftt]


Lydia R. says Zapo is a very good boy.

Lying Down on the Job

Unnoticed by his hapless prey, the fearsome predator slinks silently forward. Inching closer and closer, the mighty beast patiently awaits the ideal moment. Then, in one swift, violent motion, the killer atta–zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

THIS JUST IN: Tickled Penguin

This little penguin is a Little Penguin, or Kororā in Māori, and he seems to be just tickled by all the attention he’s getting. (And if you close your eyes, it sounds like the world’s strangest car being started.)

Update: Thanks to Sparklette and Barbarella for new video link.
Update 2: Thanks to sender-inner Lucy!
Update 3, 3/17/2013: Even newer video link!

The Sneaky Sleepy Peek Technique

The SSPT is the act of opening one eyelid just enough to see who’s out there, but not enough to tip them off that you’re awake, in case they turn out to be dorks.


Once perfected, the SSPT can only be detected with a… PEEK-HANCE!

Now This is a Tax Break

Getting taxes done right is harder than ever. Especially when your method is to run off to Mexico.


Figaro is gonna need an extension, Karen.

[ex-post factoid: karen says figaro actually high-tailed it all the way to brazil, not mexico. either one sounds like a great place for a cat shelter! don’t return too soon!]

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