Hi, We’re Here To Read The Meter

Winnie: Wait. I thought you said we were gonna sell them a new cable deal.
Chloe: No, that was the last house. Now we’re…um, meter readers.
Winnie: Well, what about the next house?
Chloe: Say we’ll clean the carpets. Hoomins fall for anything. Just act cute.

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Donnamarie K. sez: “Here are my mom’s new bundles..Chloe and her baby sister Winnie. The photo was taken by my brother Rick when he noticed they wanted back in.” Hovertext and SneakyURL© c/o Sir Paul.

The Fast ‘n’ The Furry-ous 6: My Favorite Thing!

8:00 AM—–Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 AM—–A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM—–A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM—Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM—Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM—–Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM—–Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM—–Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM—–Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM—–Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM—Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

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From The InnerTubes. Post text stolen borrowed from Claycord.com.

Rodent Roulette

Place your bets, peeps — how fast can these hammies spin on the wheel of misfortune, and who will bail out first?

I Otter Not Look

If it’s scary, I’ll have bad dreams and wet the ocean.


Via The Telegraph

Come On In! The Water’s Fine!

Looks a little crowded in there. Can we get you anything? Magazine? Bubbles? Rubber duckies that don’t keel over?


Fave Frame:

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Vicki saw Kinako Papa’s YouTube video of a puppy getting his daily “tubby” and thought it was too cute not to share!

Happy St. Teddy’s Day!

Chubbiest Noisiest Leprechaun ever. How’s that Pot Cob O’ Gold workin’ for ya, Theodore?


From Zooniversity.

These Things Are Freakin’ Heavy!!!

These Leafcutter Ants are GETTIN’ DOWN TO BIDNESS. From Megan B.: “For St. Patrick’s Day, I thought these Leafcutter Ants carrying TINEH SHAMROCKS were quite appropriate! They live at the St. Louis Zoo in St. Louis, MO.”

Happy St. Piggy’s Day!

And let’s celebrate St. Piggy’s today with these chubbular little maniacs! The first dude is Kermit. His hoomin Sharon says, “You have a shortage of cute guinea pigs … so I’m submitting my piggy. I am not good at captioning, so feel free to add one if the pic gets posted. Happy St. Piggy’s Day – I mean St. Patty’s Day!” [Thanks for the headline. -Ed]

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Now these two guys are from Lora F. “My husband and I couldn’t pass up the chance to catalog their cuteness and use them to spread cheer to our family/friends and across the Internet!”

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A Bit ‘o Blarney

Kiss me, I’m Irish! My great-great-great-great-great granddoggy was Irish!

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Lucky pups by North Photo Co., sent in by Matt C.

No, None Of Us Are Named “Patrick!”

It’s just that we’re all green! (Well, sorta.) Get it? St. Patrick’s Day? Now where’s the pitcher of green beer? WAITER!
[Ah yes, freshman year, Miami University. Pitchers of green beer for a quarter, 3am in uptown Oxford. Wait- I didn’t go, I don’t drink. Never have. Never mind. -B]

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