Lunch with Bunch

“This is Teddy!” says sender-inner Lindsay F. “He is a bunny despite his funny ears. People thinks he looks like a bun-chilla.” But since he’s posing with a banana, we’ll just call him a “Bunch.”

Emo Bun shuns your Easter celebration

Emo Bun will not be taking part in your Easter celebration.

Emo Bun would rather write a softcore punk song. Or watch Behind the Music: My Chemical Romance. Or go get new Converse at Hot Topic.

You don’t understand—painting Peeps black for Easter was pretty cool but—not cool enough.

Emo Bun encore presentayshe suggested via C.O. Twitter by ennui-tastic SFogg25.

Little Known Fact: Bunnies are Notorious Pranksters

Pssst! See that little girl back there? Well I just left some “chocolate jellybeans” in her Easter basket, if you’re pickin’ up what I’m throwin’ down…

Makes us wonder about all the yellow Peeps, Dave, Ruby, Greta, Clary, and Owen.

Easter Hams!

Lent is over, so you can have ham again.

Here you go!

Easter Bunny Szarotka and Easter Bunny Chmurka by the fabulous pyza*.

Man, That Cadbury Bunny is Difficult to Work With

Hey buddy, how hard is it to press your little finger down on the camera’s little button?

This is ridiculous that I have to pose for so long! Don’t you know who I am??? Would you treat the Energizer Bunny like this???

Dammit, Xavier, get me my driver – I’m going back to Malibu!

He’s an angry bunny, Jessica C.

You’re a baby kitten, I’m a baby otter! Let’s be friends

While you were busy eating your Peeps sushi, this new item came in. See if you can follow this nice lady’s accent as she describes a saved otter who snorgles with her kitten.

Evil otter thanks to Ms. Fiv3r ;)

THIS JUST IN: Pocket Bun Warmer

Sure you’re warm, but are you WARM ENOUGH? Wouldn’t an extra degree or two of heat make your couch-potato-ing that much better?

In these cases, you should really try…a POCKET BUN!

Christine S., you’re making us feel all warm inside.

I just met a Peep named Ma-ree-aaa…

I’ll see your bookshelf Peeps diorama, and raise you the fourth annual Washington Post Peeps Diorama Contest, which drew over 1,100 entries, some recreating classic movie moments like Peep Side Story

…and Alfred Hitchcock’s The Peeps. Check out a slideshow of top entrants and see full coverage at the Washington Post site.

THIS JUST IN: Bunny makes the bed.

Not exactleh Hospital Corners, but you get the idea:

Nicole K. is to thank for this house-cleaning tip.

Après-April Fools Leftovers

Thanks for putting up with yesterday’s April Fool’s trickery. Since some people asked, here are two videos that we used in pranks, in their unadulterated form.

Schnauzer vs. Elmo: Who will prevail?

Buddy laying around in the sink:

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