I will die for a cookie

I will fight for a cookie! Choose me for a cookie! I will work night and day AND weekends for a chance at the cookie.

please give me a treat… submitted by Flickrer and Sender-Inner Tsorningold.

A+ for Gorilla School

This just in from Chief Sister Officer. Excerpt is from Aqua Vita Films:

“In the African jungle, conservationist Damian Aspinall searches for Kwibi, a lowland gorilla he hasn’t seen for 5 years. Kwibi grew up with Damian at his Howletts Wild Animal Park in England. When he was five, he was released into the forests of Gabon, West Africa as part of conservation programme to re-introduce gorillas back into the wild. Now Kwibi’s 10 years old, much bigger and stronger. Will Damian find him? Will Kwibi attack him?”

What a remarkable encounter. Want to know more? You can adopt a Gorilla School baby here.

THIS JUST IN: Bun noms daisy

For your nibbling Bunday pleasures:

Delicious thanks to Mary C. of Animal Advocates.

Laughing in the face of Caturday

We lambs don’t need a stoopid day named for us!

We laugh at you kittehs, trying to claim today. LAUGH I TELL YOU! Pbbbbfffft!

That’s a BIG Noise from a Lil lamb..:O))) by law_keven.

Question for you

Do we have a “Hams ‘n’ Racks” category yet?

Colette C. thinks we should.

Next Week, on The Guiding Leash

Dr. Flangstone reveals to Jessica that her sex-change reversal surgery has left her legally genderless. Meanwhile, aspiring evil real estate tycoon Blake van Drake accidentally forecloses on a casino and turns it into a day-care center.

While across town, in the sanguine Boogerman household, young Timmy Boogerman begins to suspect that he may have been adopted…

OK, the real story, from the Daily Breeze: A dog rescue volunteer took home an added bonus with her chihuahua mom and pups — an orphan kitten who started to nurse right along with his new brothers and sisters.

Winston Really, Really, Really Loves his Potassium

The only thing that would make this video better is if Winston was wearing a banana hammock fashioned out of peels.

We’re also really enjoying the Twitter account, Rich.

Hetty’s Hankerin’ for Hoagies Finally Catches up with Her

After losing her formerly svelte figure, Hetty begins to go through the stages of grief. First up: Denial.

What, the camera adds 10 pounds!

Before you anyone can say anything, the hoagies were made of grasshoppers, mealworms, baby food, tofu, and clover. Right, Hannah?

Longest. Skateboarding. Competition. Ever.

Exactly 10 hours, 48 minutes, and 26 seconds later, Boxx Turtlezz finally wheels himself over to the start line at the top of the halfpipe.

Surprisingly, Tony Hawk lost,  Amy F./CSO.

Admittedly, it was an Easy Mistake to Make

Seymour Hoffham braced for the massage of his life when his owner inadvertently picked him up instead of the stress ball.

We want to Seymour ham, Hannah.

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