You See This Face?

This is the face of, “I would like to ask you a few questions regarding your whereabouts last night. Time to get up and follow me downtown.”


“The name’s Mally, I wear a badge.” Photo of Bassett Hound by Lisa T.

Meerkat Monday

When stranded on a deserted island,  make the most of it by staying cuddled up in a ball looking like a coconut. This will increase your chances of being rescued by passing rumrunners, if you’re lucky.
Thanks for rescuting us,  Tim M.

No, I insist.

Dinner is on me.


Bone appetit, Chief Sister Officer!

Pawcious Mom-ents ™

Hi Mommy, I got you presents that we can play with together all day long.


That’s one way to make Mom’s heart skip a beat, Erin C.

Oy, elbows off the table!

One, two, three, four,
Five, six, seven, eight,
Schlemew, schleMomzel,
Who do we appreciate!

Mewish Mother says, “Qvit your kvetching. When you’re all grown up I’ll still be giving you a bath and that’s not good enough for you? Feh!”


Know any great kitties? Thank a Mom and Whitley L.

Stick With Me Kid

Together, we will perfect the fine art of running in our sleep and drooling.


No shortage of wet, sloppy kisses for Jason H.!

Double Trouble

I know we’re twins, but stop repeating everything I say!


Sparrow Darryl and his other brother Sparrow Darryl, brought to us by Ginette C.

Birds of a Feather Hock Together

Need instant cash? Up to your beak in bills? Birdhouse facing foreclosure? Then fly on down to Twerp Brothers Pawnbrokers! We pay top dollar so you can afford to feather your nest! Just look for the birds arranged in a pawnbroker’s symbol!


Another quality foraged link pawned off by Ant.

Get the Pupto Bismol Ready

Rejected Soup Flavors!

French Pomeronion
Pawtato Chow-chowder
Chi-chicken Poodle
Split Pekingese
…and the number one rejected soup flavor:

Pugillatawney Soup


Miss Lily Belle says this is a recipe for disaster, Brian D.!

A Chorus Lion

One seal-ular sensation, every little flipper she waves.

One blubbery flotation, every move that she makes.

One smile and suddenly no other cute will do.

You know you’ll forever be lolling with you know who!

When it’s this cute, we don’t mind getting flippered off, Kimberly P.

Peeps, flip on over to 101-cute-seals-that-are-also-babies !

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