Margie T., you are a suuuuuuuper nerd, thank you
"Look, how many times do I have to tell you people? I don’t care how many tin cans you throw in, we’re very happy with our current alfalfa supplier! Now stop calling me!!"
Someone wanted to talk to the goat, submitted by Ross O. Ross, maybe it’s time to join the national "do not bleat" registry.
Way to go, Questionable Content!
This one sent in by everyone and their bros, especially Fiv3r!
DAY TWO: After completing atmospheric and temperature evaluations, I am ready to exit the landing module and begin my initial survey.
The surface is peppered for miles in every direction with deep, treacherous craters, evidence perhaps of violent meteor showers that once ravaged this planet…
… and yet, even among these wastelands, I find remnants of a once-great civilization, which built vast cities, drank overpriced coffee, and constructed gleaming white spaceships in which they fled the devastation of their beloved world…
We come in peace, Ron M.
According to The Sun, albino hedgie Jay Jay wasn’t safe in the wild, because his color made him an easy target for predators. So some nice people took him in, and now his future’s as bright as he is.
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LAGUNA BEACH – Two inseparable sea lions got their very own Valentine’s gift this morning – a return to the freedom of the open sea. Dozens of beachgoers watched as the Pacific Marine Mammal Center released Makia and Alto, two California sea lions who forged a tight bond during their month-long rehabilitation.
Many mo’ photos on their slideshow, too. Discovered by cuteporter NTMTOM ;)