This Is Spinal Wrap

According to The Sun, albino hedgie Jay Jay wasn’t safe in the wild, because his color made him an easy target for predators. So some nice people took him in, and now his future’s as bright as he is.

It's like, how much more white could this be?

And the answer is: None. None more white.

Never Get Lost Again!

Thank you for purchasing the Bunn-O-Meter™ model OD2750!  The Bunn-O-Meter OD Series puts powerful omni-directional global positioning in a convenient size for pocket, backpack or purse.

No, I don't double as a keychain. Don't go there.

INSTRUCTIONS:  Step 1. Release Bunn-O-Meter onto any outdoor surface.  Be certain that patented RabbitEarz™ duo-dimensional audio scanners are fully extended.

Reh-reh-ready to as-sis-sis-sis-ist you, Puh-puh-puh-Pee-Wee!

Step 2. Wait a few moments while your Bunn-O-Meter’s ultra-sensitive SHL™ (Sniff-Hear-Look) multi-sensor array performs a full 360-degree scan.

(nyerm-nyerm-nyerm-nyerm-nyerm-nyerm-nyerm-nyerm-nyerm...)

In just minutes, your Bunn-O-Meter will point in the direction of the nearest vegetable garden, farmer’s market, or greenhouse, showing you the most efficient route back to civilization.

DING!  Iceberg at 4,500 yards!

For best performance, return your Bunn-O-Meter to its convenient Hutch-I-Tat™ carrying case after use.

Best. Job. Ever.

Only $129.99 from SkyMall!  Now with patented Ilana-D™ sender-inner technology!

THIS JUST IN: Inseparable rehabbed sea lions

The Orange County Register is reportin’ that two inseparable sea lions were ruhleased to the open sea on Valentine’s day. See the full story here ;).

LAGUNA BEACH – Two inseparable sea lions got their very own Valentine’s gift this morning – a return to the freedom of the open sea. Dozens of beachgoers watched as the Pacific Marine Mammal Center released Makia and Alto, two California sea lions who forged a tight bond during their month-long rehabilitation.

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Many mo’ photos on their slideshow, too. Discovered by cuteporter NTMTOM ;)

Shake a Tailfeather Behbeh

WHO teaches birds how to dance? Are there some classes I don’t know about? Reality shows I’m not aware of? TEACH ME HOW TO DANCE STEVE WOZNIAK!

//Video removed at the request of the owner.//

Josh N., I can’t wait to see Frostie on T.V.

Rest in Proshness

Dearly befuddled, we are gathered here today to pay our respects to one of the cutest roadside memorials we’ve ever seen: This lovely floral presentation in honor of… a squirrel?!

Perfectly normal from a distance, and then... Wha-HUH?

And not just any squirrel, but true sports nut, with a passion for baseball, basketball and hockey.

Although the referees kept ejecting him for nibbling the puck.

Found in Sacramento by Angela B. Can any other Sacto peeps shed light on this?

[UPDATE: Working from Beth's and Ellen's tips, I think I've located the white building with the tiled roof in the background of shot one, which supports their theory about the address.  Click here to see the building in Google Street View. -- Mike]

Bedtime for Igor

“… and bless Dr. Fronk-en-steen, and the Monster, and Inga, and Frau Blücher, and Abby Normal, and…”

What hump?

… and Susan B.  [Plus all respect to Ellen van Deelen - Ed.]
rat with tiny teddybear

Unclear on the concept: Pup Bookends

I think we’re supposed to hold this book up, but

we’re…

so…

tie-tie…

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Holy Dewey decimals, Christy L.!

Oh Dude, I Am So Baked Right Now!

“Whoa, man… that was some righteous catnip, dude.  Do we have any more, like, Doritos or anything?”

Actually, I'm steamed, but, like, I'm too fried to care.

Like, thanks for the, uh,  picture and stuff, Diane D.

I Could Really Go For A Cigar Right About Now…

I could really go for a cigar right now, for some reason.

Betsy B.

8 uses, 1 screen

WHO are the AD WIZARDS who came up with THIS ONE!?

ABsolute hilariousness from the folks who make this Samsung product. Creative uses INDEED!

GREAT WORK, Theo and Theo’s friend who sent this to Theo!