Friday Haiku: Puppy Sitter

Put pups in a swing

It’s the only place where they

Stay out of trouble.


Sam, 5 month old Australian Shepherd, says it’s also a rocket ship, a race car and an airplane, Mallory K.!

Who has the silkiest ‘tocks of them all?

Me. Moi. I DO!

Silkeh_tocks
Faaaabuluus!!! Whomevah came up with the idea of a soft fur-like chick-kons is a genius. THIS is “Gordon” the silkeh rooster (he prolly knows how to accessorize, make a foofy cocktail and debate fabric samples too.) Excellent roostering, Shari E.

Psssst, heyyy.

I just bought some grass. Purest, mind-expanding Timothy money can buy. Cut with some primo alfalfa. Come on over later, K? We’ll listen to Bunny & Cher and make some brownies.


Freggel has no idea what we’re tokin about, Jannes P.

What Do Snow Monkeys Do To Relax?

After a grueling day – grooming, rolling snowballs for fun, getting all amorous, eating and more grooming – Japanese Macaques (aka Snow Monkeys) take a much needed rest at their local spa. Being a monkey is hard work, people.



Thanks to David M. and spDuchamp.

Kitty In Green

I sleep comfy-cozy
In a blanket of green.
Getting plenty of rest
Gives me a healthy sheen.


Wish we could all be this adorable when sleeping, Laurie C.

We’re So Happy We Wet Our Pandas!

Wait for it! Double soggy bottom panda diaper droopage!

Twin baby pandas, Kai Hin (boy) and You Hin (girl) at Shirahama Adventure World Zoo, Japan

And They Called it Puppy Looooove…

Unfortunately, Carl and Belinda’s first attempt at French kissing was a disaster.


A mouthful of cuteness from Flickr user Soggydan.

Wait, What Was Step Three Again?

Congratulations, rocketeer! Just follow these simple instructions, and your X-500 Mega Rocket will be ready to hurtle into the cosmos!

  1. Attach stabilizer fins (a) to first-stage fuselage (b)
  2. Load fuel canister (c)
  3. Insert cat (d) into second-stage nose cone unit (e)
  4. Attach first-stage unit to second-stage unit
  5. Light fuse (f)


“All Carbon” by Flickr user Steve Jurvetson.

Who’s a Little Crabby?

You are! Yes, you are! Good morning Little Crabby!


Hey you kids! Get offa my beach before I pinch ya!

Krista C, found the little horseshoe crab on Cedar Key, FL, and she says, “Look at his little Telson!” Krista, what’s a Telson?
Tiny crab by Christian B.

A Video guaranteed to blow your head clean off

This behbeh McOttersons is all: “I can hold the bottle myself THANK YOU VERY MOSHE!”


Cuteporter Brinkersons is on the scene!

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