C.O. Art Gallery Watch

Opening this week at SudsSpace at SOMA, San Francisco’s only art gallery and laundromat: “The Square Root of Unconsciousness,” an installation by renowned performance artist Zamboni McHitler. In the piece, which runs 14 non-consecutive hours, McHitler offers a variety of fruit to a panel of sedated cats, who then watch as the artist performs the USA PATRIOT Act via interpretive dance.

Well, it’s still better than the Thomas Kinkade retrospective, Jackal C.

The Littlest Library Patron

Although it’s important for a modern hamster to be well-read, everyone has a favorite classic they return to time and again…


Mine’s The Old Ham and the Sea, by Ernest Hammingway.


We’d love to check this cutie out at our library, Meagan E.

Sloth’s inaction

Oh please, People, you gotta check this slothful action out.

Tell me the little guy tipping over holding the stuffy doesn’t just kill you. KEEL.


Sender-Innerer Brinkie Mc Brinkersons does it again. Meet the sloths is by Lucy C.

The Rare Fairy Chihuahua

According to folklore we just made up, Fairy Chihuahuas like to sleep in gardens.


If you find one, make a wish! If you wish for a Chihuahua, your wish will be granted! (Otherwise, probably not.)


Photos by Toronja Azul.

How to Evict a Lizard

Some homes have roaches, this one has lizards. Well, one lizard, anyway — and getting this nimble cutie back outdoors where it belonged required a filing box, a bathtub, a plastic container, and a little bit of luck.

Having a Bad Ear Day?

Don’t let it get you down, or upset.

Or bipolar even.


Mr. Darcy has a cute set of windshield wipers, Sharon L.

That’s a Wrap, Sure

Wait… we’re all still here? N-nothing happened?


No earthquakes? No torrents of fire? No express elevator to Heaven?


B-but the guy on the radio said it was guaranteed! I was all prepared to go!


I feel like my whole world is ending because my whole world isn’t ending.


Sender-inner Peter notes that he thought he was staking out an owl’s nest, but this raccoon appeared instead. Perhaps the owl just (pause for effect) disappeared.

Why Did the Sloth Cross the Road?

♫ Because he believed he could flyyyyyy… ♫

You’ve probably seen the original already, but in case not, it’s here.

Sleepy Caturday

“I’m not really sleepy, it’s just that your butchering of Brahms’ Lullabye is sapping my will to live.”

Undercover Kitteh

Undercover Kitteh is everywhere… and she is nowhere.

Undercover Kitteh sees everything you do, hears everything you say.

Undercover Kitteh will be getting tuna every night this week.


Ever get that feeling you’re being watched, Karri T.?

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