It’s Sing-Along Time!

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Puppies Who Don’t Do Anything

Every office should have one!

Wait… Every office does have one. IYKWIM (shifty eyes)


Photo via Damn Funny Pictures

Like a Pocket Protector — For Your Lungs

Tried everything from patches to hypnosis and still can’t quit? Then replace that pack with the Stop-Smoking Squirrel™! Using patented AutoNag™ technology, Stop-Smoking Squirrel feeds a steady stream of scary health statistics.

Orphaned baby squirrel found and sender-innered by Amy W.

LOL!

Why is this miniature varmint laughing? Tell me! (in the comments)


Bootcuts star Cristal G. sent this one in.

Sticky Simon

Simon’s cat just got into a sticky new predicament!

Watch as he prevails in the end!


Catch ALL of Simon Tolfield’s Simon’s Cat episodes at SimonsCat.com.

I pulled off the price tags for you.

Looking for your new red satin party dress?  I’m sorry, but I look so much better in it.


You may as well have the string of pearls too, Smudge. Photo by Chris G.

I Have a Bad Feeling About This

… so by adjusting the knobs, you can actually vary the temperature? Goodness, what a convenience that must be for people who can’t drink very cold water, you know, sensitive teeth and all that. I must confess, I’ve never seen a water dish this large and sophisticated before, and I really must thank you for such a very thorough demonstration and why are you locking the door and looking at me like that?

We Pour a Mean Cocktail

Abandon your Appletini, cancel that Cosmopolitan — the hippest new cocktail among the cutegnoscenti is the Angry Ferret. In a cocktail shaker, combine:

2 parts gin
1 part strawberry liqueur
1 part lemon juice
1 baby ferret
1 dash Angostura bitters

Add ice and shake until vexed.

“This is my baby Holly!” says Linda G.

Not on the Brochure

If you’re on a cruise and visit a strange remote island and find yourself with tattooed castaways, er contestants, noshing cicadas, weaving earthworm hammocks, who challenge you to mud wrestling, RUN AWAY!


If only it was Candid Camera, Morgan.

And the nom-nom-nominees are…

Bunnies. Of course. And they would like to thank their produce-rs.


And the best picture goes to, Silvia!

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