Yes, it’s another one of those heartwarming “cute animal adopts balloon” stories we like to run all the time. Warning: Image at 0:39 may induce nightmares.
Hey, do you wanna tell this bozo that moussing our fur and then pressing us against each other ain’t gonna produce a charge? ‘Cause if we don’t say anything, this moron is gonna try to use us to hotwire a car.
At least he didn’t try to make fire. Photo from pyza*’s
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr! [pause] Brrrrr!
Sender Inner Alyssa B. says Mushi does not like being wet. ;)
[Repair guy voice] No lint trap is gonna be able to catch that.
Michael W. says this is typical for Wampum the Pom.
“I love the poster…but I’d like it printed on black velvet, thanks.”
Forwarded by Meriem H., and the original post is here.
… it’s a mother’s joy just to watch. I’ll just sit here quietly on this bench, and think about what sweet children you are, and how I was in labor for eight hours, and how I gave up a career as a systems analyst, and how I used to have a waistline, and…
Photo credit: Mondmann
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Pthpthpthoto credit: ellenm1
Due to a labeling error, cases of Acme Novelties’ “Spring-Loaded Joke Snake” may in fact contain “Joke-Telling Flying Squirrel.” Customers affected by this error may return their product for exchange or refund.
Thanks to alert consumer Megan H.
This little puglette is quite happy to show his miniature tongue action. See what happens when he is prompted (in Polish!)
Love the little mouth crackling sounds, Sender-Inner Jessica L.