CO Classics™: “Borrrrrrring!”

[This delicate snippet of social commentary is from Feb 23 of 2006.  Not sure what put this one into my head today.  - Ed.]

“Whaaaaaaaaaat-evs!”

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“Borrrrrrrrring!”

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This Hedger’s name is Pascale. PASCALE, People! WHO names their hedgehog Pascale? Someone who obviously knows what they’re doing. Straight from “HamorHollow.com“, taken by Sean Soznik. Brillllllliant!

Today’s episode: Winston-san goes for walkies

In today’s installment of What Is Heck is Winston-San Up To, we take you to the sidewalk, where his owner is clickety-clackety walking down the sidewalk with a kitteh buggy. [eye roll]

XTREEEEME Sheep herding! [guitar riff]

OW!!! [devil horn hand sign]

Sent in by the truly wonderful Alan E.

Separated at Berf?

"Everyone always says she looks like an Ewok, so I thought ‘why not?’ " says sender-inner Alana C. of her furry friend.  Maybe so, but can she take out a crack legion of Imperial Stormtroopers with nothing but spears and stone tools?  That’s the real test, you know.

'Grrrrr... Yub-yub!'          'Uh, yeah, what he said.'

Arrgh... this costume has ZERO ventilation and it keeps riding up in back.

And then Lucas yelled at me for getting friendly with C-3PO's leg...

But I got a tummy rub from Han Solo, so it's all good...

Winston-san won’t stop licking himself at the dinner table

THe Japanese CONTINUE TO TEMPT US WITH THEIR VERSION OF WINSTON. WILL THEY SUCCEED?

I know you should wash your hands before dinner, but THIS IS RIDICULOUS:

The NomNomNomNomNom Anthem

To complete the all-movies-all-the-time theme going on today, here is aanother brillo one; The NomNomNomNomNom anthem will make you salute the nearest flagpole:

Sent in by S.S.I. (Sthuper Sthender Inner) Josh N.!

Greg Rutter’s Definitive List of The 99 Things You Should Have Already Experienced On The Internet Unless You’re a Loser or Old or Something

We’re #27!

THIS JUST IN: Kitteh licks (and licks) Fennec Fox

I know we’ve had a virtual cinema today with all the movies—when it rains it pours, right?

But in the immortal words of Sender-Inner Arlo R.: “HOW COULD THIS NOT BE POSTED YET!?”

Thank You, Thing

( Sung to the tune of "The Addams Family" theme song )

♫ In Spring, the snows’ll thaw out / Then all the creatures draw out
♫ And soon you’ll see a paw out / The raccoon in the floor.

♫ He’s hunting for some kibble / To nosh and have a nibble,
♫ But only gets a dribble / The raccoon in the floor.

Winston-san eats crunchy snacky

Please bow to Winston-san as he enjoys a crunchy snack set in his paws.

Hai!