Because Teddy is. Pass him a mini Corona Light.
Must… use lucky foot!
Eyeballs! Focusingk! Ears! Wobbling!
Another weird moment brought to you by Google alerts.
Sender-Inner Heather C. says:
I was standing in line at the local shelter waiting to get a volunteer application, some lady dropped [these kittens] off. She found them in an abandoned house and was surrendering them to the shelter.
Upon learning that they would be euthanized that day (since they are too young for the shelter staff to take care of at 3 weeks) she turned around to me, a complete stranger, and begged me to take them. And of course, how could I say no?!
Whuh? Aww, do I have to? I just got comfortabuhls!
I don’t care if it matches your purse, I’m using it right now!
Why don’t you wear your “souvenir of Miami Beach” cowboy hat with the pink flamingo design? You used to love that hat, and I think it sets off the blue in your jacket with the mumbity farble arrgth zzzzzzzzz…
Let it go, Danny Y.—it’s gone.
“(…oh yes, he’s using the drill now… Wow, that must be a really big cavity… Mmnn, I just love it when the patients claw into the armrests like that… OK, it’s time to rinse; ooh, I’ll bet the water in that hose is really cold…)”
Check out Stuart Little, a baby miniature horse practicing soccer, and… saaay, I just had an idea: What if there was a game, kinda like soccer, but it had horses in it, and they ran around a field knocking a ball back and forth?
Naaah, it’d never catch on.
And if we had a pool, Bridget W., we could play water polo!