This flea-flicker’s tight end is out of bounds.
Don’t you even THINK of glurping me or nothin’! [Eyes roll back to cast menacing focus on human]
Patreek found this one. (‘ )(‘ )
Mini McCheetersons is spending a Caturday in a bucket. Hopefully he’ll sproing out of there soon.
Via Catasters (Cats + Disaters = Catasters) <-OK…? [shifty eyes]
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Made possible by John Deere and Sender-Inner Ramona.
Not… not that I was scared or anything like that… In fact, I really wanted to say hello, you know, maybe see if he wanted to go lift weights sometime, have a beer, whatever… but I just became so interested in these lovely shoes of yours, I just lost track of time… Golly, it’s such a shame that I missed him…
We’ll give Sophie the benefit of the doubt, Michael.
Looking for a hopping good time, mate? Then come on down to Walkabout Wally’s Wallaby Warehouse! Buy direct from the warehouse and put the savings in your pouch! Ask about this week’s special: Four-pack of joeys for the price of three!
Good onya, Don.
Scene: Smooth Operators Call Center.
11:00 Perky Receptionist, manicuring nails, notices the boss never came in.
1:00 Instantly realizes, “No boss!”
2:00 Immediately buzzes Operator 1, “No boss, pass it on!”