And Now, a Few Quick Impressions

First up, I’d like to do my impression of a chicken… Thank you.

Next, I’d like to do Piers Morgan trying to interview a chicken, but finding it hard to get a word in edgewise… Thank you, thank you very much.

And finally, you know those ancient monks who used to take vows of silence? You ever wonder what would happen if one of them got into a frank exchange of views with a chicken? I think it might go something like this…

Max, Could You Bring Me My Coffee?

Maybe a scone too, buddy. Appreciate it. Get one for yourself while you’re at it.

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Hazel posing as Max Stubbular, sent in by Bill Z.

We Have Reached Critical Mass

Or, is it cute-ical mass? Anyways, so, like, there’s the snowball effect according to the laws of physics. And then, well, there’s the snowball effect according to the laws of puppehs!


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Yay! Keith H.’s pups are back! And there may be a sequel in the works.

Three Things

1.  Laptops are warm and comforting.

2.  I totally passed gas.

3.  Your credit card got maxed out when I bought bacon on your internets.


Schatzi needs to be on Comedy Central, Jenny L.

Max Stubbular: Floor Potato

If the hoomins are on the couch watching “Modern Family,” improvise. Head for the cool kitchen tile.

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Photo from Corgi Addict. Follow Maxie on Twitter!

Let’s Split Up and Search for Clues

Jinkies! My glasses! I can’t see without my glasses!

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Heather C. says Miss Lucy, is “amazing and adorable and hilarious!”, which makes Miss Lucy not just a maltipom, but a amadorahilamaltipom. Photo by husband Michael.

When They Were Handing Out Nosicles

Sumbuddy fergot to stand in liiine! (singsong)

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OK, peeps, promise sender-inner Yu that Mr. Zues will be booped with care.

We Take You Now to the 23rd Annual Staring Contest Semifinals

Welcome back, inertia fans! And as we enter the fourth hour of this best-of-three match between reigning champ, Boris “The Bronze Bore” Bronson, and his plucky challenger, Wink “No-Blink” Dinkman, neither side shows signs of giving any ground in a contest that could last well into the evening…


Michal V. says: “Hi, Please meet Mishmish, at his best. Best Regards, Michal and Dimitri.”

You Can Shame Maymo…

but you can’t make him stop doing shameful things.


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Maymo the Lemon Beagle filmed by crackrockcandy.

THIS JUST IN: HAMSTER STUFFAGE

OMG People, alert Sender-Inner Damian W. took this shot in a Taipei pet store and it’s completely redonk and you need to get  load of it:

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