This is Going to be Big!

This is huge! Like the Big Dipper! Like Big Ben! Like a Big Mac! Like my owner’s absurd miscalculations!

Big! Like the vet’s bill!

Start digging, Chiquilla and Erika C.

THIS JUST IN: Laser Cat Bowling

No caption in the world could do this justice, so… press play and brace for pure, universe-spanning awesomeness.

A Likely Story

Oh, ah… you’re probably wondering why I’m taking this… you see it’s, uhm… I’m a food inspector, yeah that’s it, from the hamburger bun division, and… we’re doing a spot check of all buns in the tri-county area, strictly routine… erhm…

Oh, cut me a break, it’s not like any one else eats out of here!

See more of this enterprising little critter at Kentucky.com (Slideshow may be a little twitchy on some browsers, sorry).

Don’t Tell Me, Let Me Guess:

You just waxed in here, right?


A nice carpet runner could really tie the room together, Bobbeh A.

And Now, a Public Service Announcement

Hello. I’d like to talk to you about a problem that affects tens of thousands of household animals worldwide. That problem is SPS — Serious Pet Syndrome.

SPS can strike anytime, robbing its victims of the ability to romp and/or scamper…

… left untreated, the helpless SPS sufferer can only stare pensively upwards.

But with your help, we can stop the glumness. When your local SPS volunteer calls, give generously — a head scratch, a chin tickle, a belly rub — whatever you can.

Hide Your Towel, Hide Your Sponge!

Animal Planet recently busted a backyard intruder — a cat burglar with sticky fingers, um, I mean paws, pilfering backyards in his neighborhood. Luckily, their camera crew got the goods. (PS: If you can’t view this video in your country, let us know.)

Umbrella a Cappella

“Bus stops, bus goes, she stays, loff grows, under my umbrellaaaa!”

Made in the shade, Nancy H.

She Said She’s Mad About Me!

She cries out my name as I follow her around all day escorting her by foot. On the stairs she really fell head over heels for me. She’s always asking if I want to go out. She wept as she gave me a box! And was sweet enough to put me in it!

Handle with care, Abby J.

Take the Smoosh-X™ Challenge!

To prove how Smoosh-X™ Head Preserver keeps heads fresher longer, we’ve treated the puppy head on the left with Smoosh-X, and the head on the right with a well-known competing brand.

See? Even after hours of napping, the Smoosh-X head holds its shape.

But — uh-oh! — the other head is losing its shape!

Test subjects provided by Renay R.

There’s Always Next Year

Think your dog could run rings around those show dogs?
Then get off your tail and buy a ghastly sequined outfit and some liver treats!

And don’t forget the sterling silver polish, Coconut and Amber.

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