A Chocolips Now

Death By Chocolate Lab. Looks like nothin’ but truffle.

How about a chocolate kiss, Mango.

THIS JUST IN: Knut wallpapers to remember him by :(

Consistently redonk Sender-Inner Brinke McBrinkersons has sent in two wallpapers for you to enjoy of our dearly departed Knut bear:

Choose Standard size
(5120 by 3840 pixels) or

Widescreen
(5120 by 3200 pixels)

Thank you, Brinkie.

Captain’s Log, Final Entry

Stardate 6134.32: The engine repairs are nearly complete, but a complication has arisen. A pair of indigenous creatures have been sighted approaching our ship.


As the massive beasts roar menacingly, the crew scrambles to finish the repairs. Even if we could only restore impulse power, that would be enough to…


Too late! Hull breaches in sections C, D and F! My brave crew is tossed about like playthings, but refuse to leave their posts… Damage reports pouring in…


Now the second beast is joining the attack… My god, they’re tearing the ship to pieces… no hope of escape… all hands, abandon ship, prepare to jettison log… To whoever… finds this message… recommend full posthumous honors for… for all crew memb… xXxx@@rtT)Tqkl%jh +++++++++ TRANSMISSION ABORTED

Rani (macaw) and Kaley (Corgi) by Sandra Chow of SanSanParrots.

With This Frog, I Thee Wed…

To have and to hold (carefully),
To love, honor and obey,
To make lots of “squee!” noises at,
To feed lots of munchy little flies,
Until we both shall croak.


Writes Mia D.: “During rice planting season in Japan, we’d come home and find these guys in our apartment on the walls! *Squeals*” Photo by Brian.

TV Guide Dogs

Beeg Dogue: Mon petit ami, voulez-vous watchez le TV?

Squeehuahua: Yo quiero un caballero western movie. Si! Si!

Beeg Dogue: Oui! The French Chef it IS!


Cute Overload Xtreme TV Guide Dog Close-Up:


Who hogs the remote at your house, Kris?

Appetoezers Anyone?

Need a party-worthy snack in a pinch when unexpected guests drop in unexpectedly? Simple yet sensational.


Just don’t mention the 5-second rule, Martha.

If Spring is Your Thing

If spring is your thing
There’s a land of weather
Softened by heather,
Where dreamy drizzle
Tickles the whimsical
Fancy feather.

Where Spring’s a lucky ring
Of gold whin in Wicklow
And dear shamrocks grow,
Down about Bantry Bay
Up around Lough Neagh
And over Hillsborough.

Leap!

Spring’s always in full swing
And the sun doesn’t glare
At so much green where
Pure ribbons of gilting
Upon rivers lilting
Brighten grassy glens so fair.


What were we discussing?
Sweet brambly patch jams,
Evergreen pastures spread of lambs,
Wild violets, and salmon runs swift,
Fresh fields of clover adrift…
Is it spring flowing from my pen in hand?
Or, is it Ireland?


Happy spring, Chicks ‘n’ Peeps by Larissa M., A Bun in the Grass is by Andy P. The Foal and my Son in Spain – Distorted Proportions is by Batikart. Ham in clovers by Meagan!

I call it: “Bunday with Feathers

This photographer was totally all:

“What am I going to do today with all my spare time—and ALL THESE FEATHERS!?”

“Oh. I know.”

bunny with the feathers
BUN PAW UP OMG:


Sender-Inner Katherine H. suggested these fine shots by photographer So Many Cupcakes.

Happy First Day of Spring, Peeps

In honor of today, the first day of spring, here are some sproinging lambs:


OK we’re done [rest, rest, rest]


Single sproinger by Matt Sutts. Group of spoingers by Beenbrun. And another by J. Le Grand Resting lambs by Disco Taz 71. Spring Equinox hoverfacts via Wikipedia.

Sammy “Sugar” Glider, Alto Sax

Yeah, I coulda sold out and banked that sweet Kenny G coin, man, but that’s not my groove, baby. Like, I gotta stay true to my roots, go where my heart tells me.


Like, I bet he can hit those high notes from that curtain rod, Mark and Christal S.

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