Fake Bake

Geraldine, I’m telling you, the tanning booth is great! Just look at my tan lines!

Edna, it’s a heat lamp! And you’re using it so much I think you’re getting a turkey neck.

Somebody’s goose is cooked, D-tizzle.

And Don’t Come Back!

A country landowner recently encountered an unauthorized squatter who had taken up residence on the property. The violator became aggressive and in no uncertain terms claimed the whole area. Sprinting away to safety, the landowner turned and quickly took a photo of the perpetrator.

This guy is scary!

You’re very brave, Robert A.

C.O. Outdoor Travel Tips

Going hiking? Before you even leave the house, be sure to take your GPS — Global Puss-itioning System. This 100% organic tracking tool can pinpoint your exact location — as long as it’s within 100 feet of a fish market.

Does it double as a first-aid kit, Jean M.? (groan)

Meanwhile, at Freshman Orientation…

“So I can just walk up to those big dogs and eat from their bowl, and they won’t bother me? Golly! This is exactly the kind of insider tidbit that makes me so glad I pledged Kappa Alpha Tabby. How can I ever repay you, Steve?”

Kitteh’s about to get schooled, Ratko V.

Smile!

Ting! [sparkly sound effect]


Way to razzle dazzle ‘em, Payne and Monica B.

Today’s Silly Question

Does this little piggy like ice cream cones?


What do you think?


Happy piglet photos by Morgan.

Start By Decreasing the Fluff Dosage

Always take care to avoid lethal mixtures of fuzzy blankets and cats. Sadly, it was too much for this one.


Now, we also need to talk about that rug, James B.

South America, Here I Come!

The exotic wildlife! The breathtaking views! Oh, to pitch my hammock in the branches of a centuries-old tree and feel the cool mist of a waterfall on my face! Sipping a mimosa, not a care in …

That’s odd; I don’t seem to be floating. Maybe I need more balloons.

Don’t forget your passport, Toni and Jim.

Hello Down There

Reason number umpteenelebenty why cats are superior:

They don’t need Scotty to beam them up.

Is it lonely at the top, Nando?

It’s Disapproval Bunday!

I never thought I’d live to see the day.


If that doesn’t beat all, then I don’t know anymore.


I’ve never heard such utter nonsense, I mean really.


I just don’t know what this world is coming to sometimes.



I’m just happy your father isn’t alive to see this, that’s all I have to say.


This Disapproval Bunday brought to you by Robobobobo, Chelsea T., Carly & Art, Beth B. and finally Little Bay Poo. Not enough disapproval for you? Check out Disapproving Rabbits! Disapproval hovertext quotes by BrainyQuote.

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