Good Day, Sir

Would you be willing to take a 10-minute survey about surveys? All you have to do is answer a survey about taking a survey on surveys. (headtilt, blink-blink)


Does this meet or exceed your expectations? If not, why, Lynn L.?

Scootin’ Bebeh Trunkster ResQte!

Poor Bebeh Trunkster! Now the little guy gets himself stuck in a well! Watch from about 4:00 on. He hauls ‘tocks until- well, see for yourself.

Awwww-sum.


Fine work by the Amboseli Trust for Elephants.

THIS JUST IN! World’s Smallest Pup Alert!

The Daily Mail is reporting there is a new S.D.I.T.W. (Smallest Dog In The World) People.
“Suni” the pup weighed only 0.1 pounds at birf:


…and is dwarfed by a mobile phone:


AND BY NAIL POLISH OMG:

All photos by CEN/Europics. Read and see more over at The Daily Mail.

Sqwerl Cookehs!

Just the thing to have with your morning coffee…


Squirrel cookies!


Here’s the recipe. Had to run it through the Google Translator ‘cuz it’s Italian and stuff.


Grazie!

Tuggin’ at Heartstrings

Sender-Inner Alison B. explains:

“This is Felix Truman Tiberius… he was picked up, literally, off the street. I saw him in the midst of a busy road and made the split-second decision to pick him up. He was crawling with fleas, but took him straight to the vet for a check-up and treatment and now he’s doing quite well. Here in India there are lots of street dogs, but people tend to prefer ‘pure breeds’ as pets and import them. The street dogs make equally worthy pets, of course.”

Of course!

I Got Quills! They’re Multiplyin’

And I’m losin’ control!

[slips and slides in bathtub]


Quentin H. Hedginton is all greased up. Sent in by Jessica D.

Friday Haiku: Happiness is a Warm Belly

Deep in the jungle

Moment of serenity

Secret paradise


Lounge lizard by Josh220

What’s your Howl-o-ween costume?

We have it on good authority that Tar-Jay is a good place for costumes.
OK, some of them stink.

I Have a Dream

[Triumphantly] That one day

Zzzzzzz…

Via Srsly Cute.

What Wine Goes with Fowl?

If they’re geesling, serve ’em Riesling
For swan, try Sauvignon
Macaw and parrot love a Claret
They’ll drink from dusk to dawn

But if it’s duck, you’re out if luck
They’ll have none of that swill
When they complain, just pour Champagne
And put it on my bill


Via Reddit.

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