Pinin’ for the Fjords

It’s not pinin’! It’s passed on! This ferret is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late ferret! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies! It’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This… is an ex…

Wait, never mind.

Another Quality Foraged Link from AQFL.net P.S. The palindrome of “Phillip P.” would be “Ppillihp”! It don’t work!

Don’t Speak, My Darleeng, Don’t Speak

For zome zeengs, ma petit souffle, zhere are not ze words. Like for ze tops of your feet. Zhere is not ze word for zat. Or irregularly-shaped bowling balls. Or boogers, after zhey have dried and become hard. But perhaps, my sweet, eet is for ze best.

Ze photo credeet goes to lastquest.

Morning Traffic Report

This is “Cap’n” Blorph Norphman in the C.O. TraffiCopter, and we’re tracking a seven-puppy pile-up on the inbound I-98.6, and that’s causing squee-and-go traffic all the way to the Chewtoy Interchange, so look out for that…

Photo credit: prakhar

Breaking News: Red Panda Birf

According to the WashPo, The National Zoo has the first-born Red Panda cub at the zoo in over a decade.

Nork!!! [The sound I just made looking at this Cute Overload Xtreme Red Pandy Close-up]

Pan-dogs

The Daily Mail is reporting that all it takes to have your very own Panda is:

- 1 grumpy-looking Chow Chow
– Black and White fur dyes
– A lot of free TIME!!

This Is Why You Always Use Dryer Sheets

Yes, it’s another one of those heartwarming “cute animal adopts balloon” stories we like to run all the time. Warning: Image at  0:39 may induce nightmares.

A Humiliating Science Fair…On a Couple of Levels

Hey, do you wanna tell this bozo that moussing our fur and then pressing us against each other ain’t gonna produce a charge? ‘Cause if we don’t say anything, this moron is gonna try to use us to hotwire a car.

At least he didn’t try to make fire. Photo from pyza*’s

*Shivering*

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr! [pause] Brrrrr!

Sender Inner Alyssa B. says Mushi does not like being wet. ;)

Lady, there’s a hairball in your dryer

[Repair guy voice] No lint trap is gonna be able to catch that.

Michael W. says this is typical for Wampum the Pom.

It Will Look Great Next to the Bedazzled Sculpture of Clifford

“I love the poster…but I’d like it printed on black velvet, thanks.”

Forwarded by Meriem H., and the original post is here.

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