Tuggin’ at Heartstrings

Sender-Inner Alison B. explains:

“This is Felix Truman Tiberius… he was picked up, literally, off the street. I saw him in the midst of a busy road and made the split-second decision to pick him up. He was crawling with fleas, but took him straight to the vet for a check-up and treatment and now he’s doing quite well. Here in India there are lots of street dogs, but people tend to prefer ‘pure breeds’ as pets and import them. The street dogs make equally worthy pets, of course.”

Of course!

I Got Quills! They’re Multiplyin’

And I’m losin’ control!

[slips and slides in bathtub]


Quentin H. Hedginton is all greased up. Sent in by Jessica D.

Friday Haiku: Happiness is a Warm Belly

Deep in the jungle

Moment of serenity

Secret paradise


Lounge lizard by Josh220

What’s your Howl-o-ween costume?

We have it on good authority that Tar-Jay is a good place for costumes.
OK, some of them stink.

I Have a Dream

[Triumphantly] That one day

Zzzzzzz…

Via Srsly Cute.

What Wine Goes with Fowl?

If they’re geesling, serve ’em Riesling
For swan, try Sauvignon
Macaw and parrot love a Claret
They’ll drink from dusk to dawn

But if it’s duck, you’re out if luck
They’ll have none of that swill
When they complain, just pour Champagne
And put it on my bill


Via Reddit.

The Rine in Spine Sties Minely in the Pline

No, Eliza! The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!


Just you wait, Luna

The Only Way to Bathe a Dog

According to dogs.


Photo by 16 year old Jessica Keating via The Guardian.

Monster Quiller Horror Theater!

Arr-ooooooo! It’s your old pal, Count Floyd, with another scary chiller monster feature, you’re gonna love it! This time it’s Night of the Pricklies, and it’s very scary, keeds… ah, who am I fooling, this turkey’ll put you to sleep faster than Ny-Quill!


Via Reddit.

Mail Call: Baron versus Bubbles

Baron the cat PREYS on his mail. That Papa John’s pizza coupon is important stuff, and must be safely delivered: 

Then there’s Bubbles, who takes a more Hurricane Katrina delivery approach:

Baron by Tikigoth, and Bubbles by Pottybursar.

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 16,706 other followers