POLL + THIS JUST IN: Chickens. With Sweatuews!

[FWIW: Peering thru the massive CO Database Archive at Livermore Labs has located more than one CO-style spelling for “Sweater.” You get Sweatahs, Sweatuews, Sweateuh, and Sweatews. And there may be more.]

This glaring discrepancy requires resolution. So, let’s have a poll! First, the Sweatuews! (The default spelling ’til we get poll results.) Why do this? We got this email from the staff at The Zip Yard in Winton, Bournemouth, UK.

“I work in a clothing alteration store, and we had a strange request last week! These chickens came from a battery farm, and had sadly lost some of their feathers.”


“The cold and wet British weather is on the way, so we were asked to make some jackets to keep them warm!”


“But we couldn’t just make them plain boring ones, oh no.”

Hover text info from Mail Online.


How To Assemble Your Cat

Congratulations, cat owner! Just follow these simple steps:

1. Carefully remove cat parts from shipping container.

2. Insert rank armatures through wallison grommets and attach to torso even moreso.

3. Attach talio inglesias to ‘tocks and rotate counter-upwise.

4. Gently twist cranial command module onto shoulder blades until you hear a harp glissando.

You’re done! If your cat looks like the photo below, you did it wrong.

More of Japan’s most retweeted cat pics.

Welcome 2 World Animuhl Day!

peace_on_earth_animals-640x552 According to this site, “World Animal Day has become a day for remembering and paying tribute to all animals and the people who love and respect them.” Check the website header for WAD deets in your country. (And don’t forget to reach out today and give an animuhl a helping hand. Or a scritch on the belleh. Or in the case of this little maniac, a peanut.)


Cuz whether they’re big….


Or small…






Or tall..

There’s no doubt..


We loff ’em all.


~Le Creditos~

1. Photos 1-6 from Deanna W.
2. Photo 7 is an Encore Presentaysh from Alex W.
3. Photo 8 sent in by Cuteporter Kerzine as seen here.
4. Photo 9 from My Modern Met, photo by Marsel Van Oosten.
5. Thumbnail from Maati.TV.

Friday Haiku: Baby Can U Drive My Car?

No one’s said turtles
can’t drive an automobile
They just need small cars

“We saw this little snapper on a nature walk in the McMillan Marsh Preserve in Marshfield, WI.” -Cuteporter Missy S.

It’s a Twadgeddy

My Mr. Babadoo is in the laundry. I think I’m gonna cwy.

“I had the very great pleasure to catsit this handsome boy, Optimos. The photo was taken by me. -Porntip Oukosavanna.” (Porntip. Lovely name. I do not think it means what you think it means. It means, “to be happily” in Thai, ….!)

Goldies Frollicking In A Punkin Patch

The ‘Tocks. Random Romping. The Nomming. The Puppeh Breff. #Outrageous.

From the mighty Erin “fluffy rays of sunshine” M. @ HoopLaHa.

And Don’t Have Fun Either!

Somebody told these pups, “No, don’t push on the gate! Don’t run up the stairs! And, whatever you do, DO NOT jump in the bathtub!”

Fave Frame:

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Via YouTube

The Hunt For Red ‘Tocktober*

(*Hovers in RIP tribute to Tom Clancy.)

“I look this photo on Sunday at Grist Mill Farms in Glenmoore, PA.” -Lauren P.


“Buddy’s furry ‘Tocks enjoying the view.” -Ali Y.


“Here’s Billy! He’s my sister-in-law’s adorable little puppy and look at his ‘Tock! I hope he’s showing enuff ‘Tock for CO!”-Valérie from Montréal.



“I submit for your approval a ‘Tock Shot of my girl, Dylan, on the beach in Santa Cruz, CA. She even kept her naughty bits hidden for the occasion.” -Eileen H.


THIS JUST IN: How Different Cats Are Spending Autumn

We never really know what’s going on in their derpy little heads, do we?

As seen on The Squid Of Laughter. Posted to The Tubes by Pleated Jeans.

Bug Loff

My true bug loff. We always see bug eye to bug eye. Weel you bug marry me?

How do I loff thee? Let me poke your eye.

Do you, bug, take bug to be your bug? If so, answer, eye do.

You may kees the bug.

This off da charts Beady Eye Factor brought to you by  Daily Mail online