On Halloween You Can Be Anything

Peter Pan pup says, “It’s easy. All you have to do is be-lieve!”

OK Peeps, he wants to know what are you going to be?!


Yep, and just a little bit of pixie dust, Katie S.

A Public Disservice Announcement

This Halloween, please help us prevent a heartbreaking tragedy: Each year, hundreds of pups are senselessly hunted down and forced to wear seal costumes. Many are emotionally scarred for life. Please send your contribution, no matter how large, to: Save the Seal Pups, Toxic Mills, MN.


Ann N. treats us to Bacon the French Bulldog, “…dreading Halloween. He is dressed as a baby seal and cautiously watches for sharks.”

It’s Time to Say, Arrive Derrièr-ci

‘Tocktober was totally awesome. We ‘tocked around the clock. We’ll do it again next year. Until then, ‘tock on!


It’s time to ‘tock ‘n roll.


Happy tails to you.


The End is near!


‘Tock to ya later, Jade G.

Mind If I Park my Butterfly ‘Tocks Here for a Spell?

Try flappin’ your wings a bazillion times a second and see how tired you get.

Photo by stellar teen photographer Jessica Trinh. Discovered by Mrs. Brinke.

Might As Well Jump

EHN!

(Worry about the landing part later.)


Big ups to Eibar.

And Whatever You Do, Don’t Say “Balk”

Time for some epic trolling. True fact: Moments after this video ended, the lady said “let’s take a walk to the bath” and the poor dog’s head asploded…

I Coulda Been A Star Too.

Saw the first Target Christmas commercial of the season.

Sure enough, there he was. My old pal Bullseye.

We went to school together, y’know? Then he went his way, I went mine. Haven’t heard from him in years, but I’d heard he went Hollywood—while I married my college sweetheart and had some kids.

Bullseye, if you get a sec, drop me a line. Or a gift card.


Via Pinterest.

Quokka Salesman

These leaves are priced to move!


Your Daily Quokka Quota filled by I Waste So Much Time.

Wait, What Was That Second Thing?

Stan: OK, we’ll act all cute and distract them. You sneak in and take their wallets.

Carl: Yeah! I’m gonna roll in, all stealthy-like.

Stan: Who do you think you are, Captain Kirk? Look, just sneak up quietly…

Carl: But the rolling is an integral part of my ninja strategy!

Stan: No rolling! The whole point is not to call attention to yourself.

Carl: Chill, I got this. Sneak in, bite legs, get wallet, take off.

Stan: Fine. Wait, what?

FaveFrame™!


From YouTube uploader Fruppelkungen: “When I was on vacation in Borneo we stopped in a little orangutan care center where we got to play with all the young orangutans. In the video you can see a sneaky one trying to bite me. Enjoy.”

How To Nom A Punkin

Halloweenie is Wednesday night. Teddy Bear, as always, has something to say about that.

[We’re just not sure what he’s saying -Ed]

Happy Halloween, Tedster!

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