When walking your tortoise, always use a sturdy leash and grip with both hands. Those little guys can really sprint when they hit the open road.
So that was you we saw being dragged down Maple Street, Molly P.
For no apparent reason!
God Bless the Japanese.
Lindsey B. couldn’t believe we hadn’t posted this yet. ME TOO.
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
Every office should have one!
Wait… Every office does have one. IYKWIM (shifty eyes)
Photo via Damn Funny Pictures
Tried everything from patches to hypnosis and still can’t quit? Then replace that pack with the Stop-Smoking Squirrel™! Using patented AutoNag™ technology, Stop-Smoking Squirrel feeds a steady stream of scary health statistics.
Orphaned baby squirrel found and sender-innered by Amy W.