What If This Guy Was The 5 PM News Anchor?

Well, hi there, everybody! I’m Totally Cute and thanks so much for joining me tonight. There is some pretty bad news out there. (Pause) But I’m not gonna tell you about it because that would be sad. So, here’s the good news:

Gladys Penington from Burlington, North Carolina found her purse! She lost it in Simon’s Pharmacy, but was returned by a fellow patron with all of her belongings in tact.

Jonathon Tabby rescued and adopted four adorable kittens in Las Vegas, Nevada. Jonathon and his new found family are very happy and extremely playful.

And Finally, Asher, the 14 year old standard poodle, learned a new trick! Proving that age has nothing to do with your ability to learn and grow.

We’ll be right back after this short nap sponsored by Worthstar, so stay tuned for more uplifting news.

Does Not Compute

I. Am. Robo Dog. I. Am. The. Future. My micromechanism technology is programmed to perfectly obey with superior arf-arfiticial intelligence. Nothing can go wrong …go wrong …go wrong …gooo wrooong


Affirmative, Furrtographer Josh N.

Surfin’ Bird!

Have you heard, about the bird?
Papa-ooh-mah-gah, this bird is absurd!

With apologies to The Trashmen, who have a bit of apologizing to do of their own.

Lemur Loaf

Here’s a startling summer dessert that’ll run rings around your everyday Jell-O mold. Simply pack a dozen lemurs into a novelty cake pan, chill overnight, and voila! — Lemur Loaf!


“How are they all stuck together? Velcro? What?” wonders Brinke G. (via Pixdaus)

NOW IF THIS GUY ISN’T DEADLY I DON’T KNOW WHO EES

OH COME ON PEOPLE!

Will you please get a load of these eyes, paws up, foldabuhls ears,

and that…puppy…smell. (Captain Kirk staccato.)


My Best, Bill. (And Elaine T.)

Mood Swings

Wikipedia says mood swings are an extreme or rapid change in mood.

Sometimes you’re up…


and sometimes you’re down.


Hold your head up, Brinke G., these pics lift our spirits!

Let My Hammy Go!

I’m innocent, I tell ya! Get my lawyer. Is cuteness a crime? Come on! Please, Mr. Jailman let me outta here! If I had a metal cup, I’d bang it against these bars so hard.


Best prison guard job ever, cdrussorusso!

Cute Kittens are Cute Kittens

Cute kittens are repetitive and redundant, not to mention repetitive and redundant.


It’s like hisstory repeating itself, Viergacht.

Pot Belly Hog

As cute as it might be, McPudgyhedgie here might be better off NOT getting its belly button pierced! Oooch.


Oh The Rotundity, Jo D.!

When The Stork Gets The Wrong Address…

chaos can ensue. Like that time an elephant was delivered to a mouse – the baby was frightened of its mouse mom!

Fortunately for these rare Amur tiger cubs, Cleopatra, the Shar Pei mom, took them in like they were her own.


Cleo’s Shar Pei puppies are happy to have their new littermates, Clyopa and Plyusha.




The stork gets to keep his job (for now) and you can get the whole story and a peek at a few more photos of the blended family at SF Gate.

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 15,970 other followers