Blue Bunny

Marge knew that Walter would find her ‘Adios’ note soon enough.

Finally on her own, she could eat as many carrot soufflés as she wanted.

Stay strong Zao C.! (and Sesame, the Bun.)

The Sarsparilla Saloon is Closed

Too many complaints that *someone* couldn’t hold their licker.

Thank you to Laura for sharing Ella, her party animal.

Boo-kingham Palace

Time for changing of the guard! Oym a fancy Buckingham Palace Guard now oy am!

Wi’ me big fuzzy ‘at, an’ me staring eyes, an’ me knees wot don’t bend!

If it don’t work out, oy could be a boo-kend!

That’s it. I’m mailing myself to Hawaii.

Thanksgiving hasn’t even HIT yet, and I’m already for it to be over.

Too much family drama, Alice W.!

Punchlines Only Cats Get

“…so the chicken said, ‘Take my eggs—please!'”

 

“I dreamt I ate my pillow, and when I woke up, the dog was gone!”

LOL CATS

“Mr. Bigglesworth isn’t in right now. Would you like to leave a hairball?”

Don't make me laugh..!!!

Lulz, Peter H., Shadamai and Urban Spaceman. Punchlines for dogs here.

Handfuls!

These kittens are SO demanding.

Look at them, they’re all: ‘me me me!’

Kittens

‘where’s my bed made of a human hand? Where’s my human hand elevator that also scratches my ears!?’

Kittens

Such a handful. Sender Inner Suzan A. says Photography student Marcelo K. can barely keep up with their palm bed demands.

0h Noes! Cute baby turkeys!1!

HOW DARE YOU POST THIS!

SO… CONFLICTED!

NO FAIR , THEY’RE CUTE and DELICIOUS!

Elizabeth B. found these tempting turkles and story over at Beyond Blue Stockings.

Wait ’til you see my Tryptophan coma

Behold the most pathetic let-me-nap mew at the .37 mark:

Another Quality Foraged Link from Ant.

Second Kitten head found

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SECOND HEAD DISCOVERED!

ALSO BODYLESS

PLACING IN LOST AND FOUND NEXT TO FIRST KITTEN HEAD

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Another Cute cute cute kitten head brought to you by VillaRhapsody.

THIS JUST IN: Kitten head!

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THIS JUST IN! MARMELADE KITTEN HEAD!

APPEARS TIE-TIE!

NO BODY IS PRESENT AT THIS TIME

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Bodyless kitten is still so cute! by VillaRhapsody.

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