Up, Up and Away

Thanks to new Ratapult technology, rats are closer than ever to finding out if the moon really is made of cheese.

The Ratapult must be kept squeaky clean.


Avi hopes the moon is one giant yogurt drop, Megan.

You Have Disturbed My Slumber

That was most unwise, puny mortal. And now you shall pay for your insolence…

… with your immortal soul!!! [booming echo effect]


Danielle M. says: “This is June plotting to kill me for waking her up during her beauty sleep.”

Now You See It, Now You Don’t

Peanut?


What peanut?


Geoff B. writes: “Attached are some photos my father took while at a cabin in Ontario over the summer. The poor chipmunks were so hungry, they’d come right up for any kind of treat and didn’t seem to mind being photographed. This lil’ guy could even give hamsters some tips on the finer points of proper cheek stuffin‘”

You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When

You eat your own homework from the Obedience School.

Sender-Inner Linsey tells us, “This is our puppy, Augustus Pullo (or Gus, as we mostly call him). He is a pekingese-chihuahua mix, also called a pekachu.”

Make Fun of My Haircut, Will You?

Well then, prepare to suffer the bitter sting of my rapier wit!


Photo by Flickrer laszlo-photo, who notes that “the name ‘marmoset’ comes from an Old French word, meaning ‘grotesque figure.'”

I’m like a sneeze. Impossible to resist!

Flowers weren’t getting Charlie anywhere with the girls, so he tried telling jokes.


Abby, who let Charley Chuckles out of his tree?

Oh put a kitten in it will ya

Helpful Hint #105

What to do with odd socks: Put a kitten in ‘em and offer it up as a sacrifice to the sock monster!

The matching sock will magically turn up, under the refrigerator of course.


Allan is a shoe-in, Danielle.

New Printer Feature

If your kittens like to laze on your printer, you may be interested in this new model, which has a “kitty eject” system. For best results, put printer near edge of desk.

Great Story. Can You Tell It Again?

Hi, I’m a Silkie. I used to be a cab driver in Manhattan. Now I am a musician. Everyone calls me Bob. I like to take daily walks around the lake. Mostly clockwise. I once went roller skating. Billy Joel is so under appreciated, don’t you think? For me, there is nothing like a good game of croquet. Or is it cricket? Either way, my grandmother was a great knitter. We are planning a funky dance party – perhaps with pimento loaf and mayo sandwiches, washed down with a nice Dom Perignon that daddy has been saving for just such an occasion…


You don’t say, Kim S.!

Whatever Floats Your Bun

We tended to float out of the room when ever Auntie Gravity was hovering around.


Sender-Inner Jeannie P. tells us this bun has a suspenseful tale; “This little one was found wandering the streets and ended up at our rabbit rescue in central Oklahoma.  Tagged with the name Amelia Earheart, for obvious reasons, she (umm… HE  as we later found out) was quickly adopted and is living large with two other house rabbits.”

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