This is not a Village People concert, Honey—It’s not even "Stuff on my Cat"—this is my nap.
Now take this RIDICULOUS hard hat off before I wrench you over the head.
Sasha R.—he’s posted. 
Insert Windows Vista joke here
February 15, 2007 By
Oy Vey.
Not another Windows release.
[Falls asleep]
Kee H.—nice woik.
Fer-reets, how I loff thee
February 15, 2007 By
What is THE DEAL with ferreets?
Do I loff them because they could slide under half-inch door gaps with their lack of bones?
Do I loff them for their skinny ways and tiny ears?
IS IT BECAUSE THEY GEEV EACH OTHER VALENTINES!?
There are simply too many reasons to count.
Just enjoy them, Natalie F.
Ze Fraaawhnk!
February 15, 2007 By
[singsong] We got another shoutout! We got another plug!
Ze Frank, an old hand at this interwebs funnyment biznez, and de facto honorary inductee into ze Order of ze Outrrageous Frawnsh Occent, finally crawled out from under his rock recently stumbled upon our little creation here, and promptly plugged us in his own blog dealie.
Check him out, peeps! He’s got toys, he’s got Annie the Cat, he’s got duckies, and he’s even got his own Daily Show. OK… not THAT Daily Show, it’s just "the show with zefrank", all modern & ironical with the modesty lowercase, y’know. But don’t get me wrong, sports racers; it’s good stuff.
This is Theo, link-happy as ever, signing off. I’ve got some moves to try out. Happy Valentine’s Day, you magnificent bastiges!
Did we mention Happy Valentine’s Day?
February 14, 2007 By
One more Valentine for you
(yes, you deserve at least TWO Valentines today.)
Yes, it’s Babytalk fer crying out loud. But the deer ending did it for me.
Thanks, Stacey
I’m not just the spokesman—I’m also a client
February 14, 2007 By
Exten-shons aren’t just for the starlets, People.
Thanks to my proven Guinea Peeg Extenshons products, ANYONE can get their Strawberry Blonde on.
Just look at me! Look at dee fabulousnays!
Nice work, GiggleSugar!
Prints! Prints! Prints!
February 14, 2007 By
"Someone say mah name?"
No, I mean: Prints, People! Check them out!
Large eyes! Teeny pawsitude! VULNERABLE-ANERABLES!
Look at this Red Panda:
and Junior Squirrel with even teenier paws:
Nice inter-office submishe, May-Li K.!
Spiny Masseurs
February 13, 2007 By
Hedge: "Bonsoir—can I eentereste you in a sweess massage?"[dainty paws start workin']
Kitteh: [thinking] what the—are these guys acupunturists!?
Kitteh: [thinking] wayle, OK—maybe I’ll try a few minutos—
Hedges: Try the lavender oil—all our clients love eet [More dainty paw massages]
Kitteh: Um, this is better than buttermilk, People
Hedges: Yais—I am sensing and snorting an essence of satisfactshons here… [continues with dainty paws]
HOLY INTER-SPECIES MASSAGES, Krisa B.!
Don’t make me remind you—did you get a Valentine ready yet?
February 13, 2007 By
Valentine’s Day is TOMORROW, People.
If I may make a last minute sugggestion—how about checking out your nearest PetCo for a leetle HamsterPants? Add a "Love Letters" mailbox for that spay-cial touch.
Works every time.
Craig—is your last name really “Champagne”? ’cause that’s sweet. Serious.
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