This will not end well

"(Oh boy! Look at this big stick that I am carrying all by myself like a good puppy! I cannot wait to burst through my dog door and proudly display it to the food lady!)"

One of the kute kanines under the konsiderate kare of Kaitlyn K.

On the count of three, everyone say, “Wet Wipes!”

While posing for her first official family portrait, Chloe was beyond humiliated when – with all the excitement surrounding her – she accidentally tinkled on that nice man's hand.

With that face, we bet she pees rainbows, Walter S.

Sunday Wrap-Up: Most popular post of the week

By a wide, floofy margin, the Impossibirds was the most popular post of the week. [audience clapping sound]

They pecked at your heartstrings with their tiny McBeakersons. Their rounded, floofballs shape rolled straight into your soul. They deserve MORE COVERAGE ON THIS BLOG!

To that end: LONG-TAILED-TIT-HANCE!

Long-tailed Tit by Sergey Yeliseev. More tit action? Check these dewds out.

For the Bag? About the Bag? Aside the bag?

Wait wait wait let's try this again

Lola the kitteh "patiently allows us to carry her around in the height of style" say Sender Inners Lacey, David and Ariel.

Dogs and Cats, Living Together [Bill Murray voice]

Tiny Pup Penny and and Big Moe Kitteh win this week's Interspecies Snorgling Award:

Sender-Inner Carolyn O. says her son has used the video at Show and Tell to combat stereotypes. Nicely done.

Bunday Disapproval

This—what do you call it?—meelk?—is TÉRRIBLÉ!

Mary C., from Animal Advocates, sent this lil' wild bun in.

[Jaws Music]

Close...

Closer...

CLOSEST!!!

This attack of beady eyes brought to you by pyza* and aliaydogmus35.

Hi there, my name is Dug. My master made me this collar so I may speak in 140 characters or les — SQUIRREL!

You always knew your pup was a bit of a bird-brain; now he can actually tweet. At this year's New York Toy Fair, Mattel announced Puppy Tweets, a collar tag with sensors linked to your home computer via Wi-Fi. The tag sends a tweet to your dog's Twitter account whenever the animal moves, barks, or naps.

And here's the... uh... extreme... erm.

Puppy Tweets collar pendant

Twitter!  It's Tweets for Twits, and now your Spitz.

Caturday Knead-a-thon!

The kitten that started it all, the kitten "Biscuit Girl" Daphne:

Then there is 'Baby Kitten Kneading to fabulous classical guitar sounds'

Followed by: I'll Help You (with those) Thanksgiving Stomach Pains

And don't forget: Ah Gots the Biscuit-Makin' BLUES!

Don't forget this crowd favorite: "Making Biscuits?!"

You seem... how you say? Tense to dee toche
Bunnehs getting into the act-shons:

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Shi-cat-su Spa
[All four kitteh paws kneading puppeh furs] Yes Sir, I think we have some bone-scented massaging oil for you. I shall work it in.

Indy_yoko

The More You Know: Why Kittehs Knead

The_more_you_know2Q: Why do kittehs knead?

A: That loud purring followed by the sharpening of claws on some soft spot is called "milk-treading." A nursing kitten instinctively uses his paws to draw out milk, gently pushing on his mother's stomach to increase the milk flow. When older cats behave this way, it's a good sign that they're happy, content, and probably recalling their kittenhood.

Sender-Inner credits: Catharoo, the original kitten-kneading-cinematographer, Classical guitar/baby kitten knead by Adam T., Thanksgiving barf-a-thon by H.L., Biscuit-making Blues Sandra C., Bunnies kneading by Jill P. Shi-cat-su from Stacy G.

Be sure to post YOUR favorite kneading movies in the commmments! [head tilt]

I knead you

Our other favorite blog DListed beat us to the ponsche on this one; HOT KNEADING (OK it's G-RATED!) ACTION!