Pining away…

O fresh pine scent!

I yearn for thee! [tiny pink sniffs]

cute kitten

Lil’ Piner just in time for the Fall, but hegekristin89

This Is Not in My Contract

(Man, I hate when the boss brings her kid to the office, ’cause that means I have to make nice with the little pest or I’ll be working Saturdays for a month…)

Kees Me, You Fool!

Ah am ze halpless to ree-zeest, mah darl-leeng. Ziss loff, eet is deeper zan ze oh-shans, taller zan ze Eiffel Towaire, beeger zan mah outrageous Fronch accent!

Pup or polar bear, Agnes S.?

Sunshine… on your muzzlepowshe…

Makes me HAPPEEEEEEEEEE!

Sunshine on the water looks so lovely
Sunshine almost always makes me high.
Photo Credit goes to Boo!

Put me down before my eyes pop out, K?

If you’re old skool, you remember the original Hover Ham back in the day. That post is so old I can’t even find it. This has far better leg-danglage anyway.

No seriously. Plink!

I blame Pyza for the hovering hyjinx.

Could you zoom out please

Thank you so moshe:

Amy M., that was an XTREME CLOSE UP

‘Tockin’ and Eatin’

Um, Sender-Inner Vivian W., I don’t know HOW you managed to capture your hamster’s ‘tocks so perfectly. I mean look at this specimen!

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And, turn to the right [say in police officer voice]

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These pics should obvy be outlawed, with you under arrest!

Wrinkle in the Grass

Honey, some wrinkles sprouted up in the grass overnight.

Could you go pull them out?

Dave M., try Sharpei-B-Gone next time.

Stop lookin’ at my hairy ‘tocks

WHATCHOO LOOKIN’ AT [swivels head around]

Oh.

Please take him to an ant-sized barber, Brandon H.

Attempted plinking

This behbeh Pom is hereby guilty of ATTEMPTED PLINKING!

Plink [NOUN] The sound eyelids make when closed; e.g. ‘plink-plink!’

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