I’m On the Night Train

Zzzzt! Zzzzt! [Say in ‘toot! toot! voice]


Brought to you by Ambien and Sender-Inner John D. See 25 Awkward Cat Sleeping Positions over at Buzzfeed.

Town House Cat

It’s a little cramped, kinda short on closet space. But it’s rent-controlled, you say?


Thanks to Karen and Tom for submitting the new home owner, Achilles.

THIS JUST IN: Chicks in hats

9 days old.
Chicks in Hats

Baron Von Chickenpants

Chick flicks by Julie P. and suggested by Ant.

Ka-thwack, Sproing, Ka-thwack, Sproing, Ka-thwack, Sproing

We take you now live to the 2012 World Ping-Pong Championships, and it’s a really exciting event, folks—the audience is on its feet!

 

I won’t make it thru the Halftime show!

OMG the spectacle. [Mini-bear cringing]

Hold Me!


Animaltographer Jenny Ross captured this one.

Beer Me!

I love how otters have that built-in shelfie—perfect for Superbowl beverages.

Otttere
Lori H., I’d crack open a fresh mussel for you if I could.

Beulah, Peel Me a Grape

Thank you Dahlink for all the ice

But this isn’t the kind I meant.

I don’t mean to give you the cold shoulder but

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.


Kokolinka says, “With all the black eyes, somebody might slip.”, Pyza.

Heisman Ham Huddle

“This is a GAME OF INCHES, Men. This is NOT the practice wheel—this is the effing SUPERBOWL. Kick off is in five minutes—Now go nuts out to make it the best damn day of your life.”


Kiss your wife like it would be the last time, and GO GO GO!

Gimme a Z! Gimme a Z! Gimme another Z!

What does it spell?! Zzz!


Looks more like the “Stupor” bowl to me, Sophia Pena-Garza.

That’s no ordinary rabbit.

Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit. He wrangles SHEEP!
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That’s the most efficient, sheep-wrangling rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit’s got a tenacious streak a mile wide!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!

FAVE FRAME™

Don’t miss 2:20 when the bunnage takes care of a stray sheep REAL QUICK-LIKE. Nice submishe, Miriam S. Monty Python & The Holy Grail script via IMDB.

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