Oh noes! The helpless little puppy is drowning! How can you people just stand there and laugh, when that poor pooch is in terrible peril! Somebody throw him a Life Saver, or at least some Skittles! Oh, this is terrible (…ly cute)!
In order to pull off his Great Cantaloupe Caper, Careless Whisker perfected the art of camouflage. And he would’ve gotten away with it too had he not settled down smack-in-the-middle of Mrs. Meowington’s kitty litter.
If it wasn’t for that meddling Meowington, Laura G.
Eugene suffered through some serious awkward years as a teen, and his school photos were often punctuated by headgear, scoliosis, a lazy eye, and pigeon toes. But no more! Today Eugene became Sharper Image Employee of the Month, and he’s never felt more handsome.
Thanks again to Kaitlyn K.
Now, in the distance on your left, you’ll see the home of one of the most famous ducks in all of history: Pete Webere! When he learned the Canadian Geese were poised to attack, Pete Webere flew 20 miles to warn his fellow Mallards of impending war. What a patriot!
Lovely view of the Hanquack Tower, Victoria M.
Listen and understand, Sarah Connor. That tortoise is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever.
Have mercy, does your employer know that this is how you’re representing his business?! Is your Mama aware that this is how you’re leaving her house?! No, your Mama’s a nice lady; I bet you pulled the wool over her eyes…and then stole her dang ki-mo-no!
Kids these days, can’t even be bothered to spuce-up before they fly…
The irony is Pearl’s probably dressed in a shower cap, flowered robe, and tennis shoes, Victoria M.
… but in the current economic climate, we here at Buster Brown Shoes can no longer justify the services of a full-time sidekick. You’ll find some boxes at your desk, and we’ll need your ID badge and your key to the executive hydrant, please…
Jeffrey E. says: “I would like to introduce a very cute little pug; her name is Clover. We think that the look explains everything, one minute she looks like you just told her she was ugly and the next she is the proudest little dog in the world.”