Paddy McPoodle’s Pub Rules

Faith and begorrah! To be sure, the bartender is always right. Ach, for St. Patrick’s Day, Guinness is always right.

This red toy poodle is Winston De Courcy. Even if you’re French you’re Irish on St. Paddy’s Day!

Too ra loo ra loo, Rae Bella.

They Don’t Look So Tough to Me!

C’mon, I’ve had enough sparring with these practice dummies!

When do I get to take on a real Rottweiler? Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

And a Happy 92nd Birthday To…

… J. Whizzington Pepperpoodle, billionaire inventor of the nose hair curling iron. The jubilant nonagenarian attended a private birthday celebration at his 127-room, 20,000-acre summer home, surrounded by family, who assisted with the candles.


He looks very… well-preserved, Mischa.

There Goes the Neighborhood

“Look who just moved into the nest down the street, Gertrude.”

“Ugh, bluejays — with their smelly cooking and loud parties every night…”


Better call the homeowner’s association, Stephen D.

I Give It A Week

On their big honeymoon night, Rocky, ever the romantic, carried his new bride over the threshold.


This Cats ‘n Rack-coons was sent in by both Penelope and Ant’s Quality Foraged Links: aqfl.net

EDIT: The kitty is perfectly safe, Peeps! Thanks to Photoshop and someone’s funny imagination. -pyrit

There’s Mutton on TV

I’ve seen this one a million times! It’s my favorite episode!


Don’t cha-a-a-nge the cha-a-a-nnel, Eliza.

I Can’t Get Her Off My Mind

Being a parent today raises tough questions. Will she pass the entrance exam to the good kindergarten? Does that doll promote positive body images? Should she listen to Beethoven or Mozart while sleeping? It’s starting to weigh on me, y’know?


Another quality foraged link by Ant.

We Got Ourselves a Skinny-Dipper!

We can tell by the look on his face that his Speedo just came off in the packing peanuts pool.


What a cute li’l pool nudel, Becca.

So You’re the New Nanny, Eh?

Here’s the deal: I get cartoons from 11:00 to 2:00, all the ice cream I want, and you push me around the park every day before dinner, if you know what’s good for you.


Brianna L.
says: “This is Roy, the Netherland dwarf rabbit, with Alice, the brown tabby.”

Immutable First Law of Puppies

Leave it on the floor… and it’s mine.


Nice ear floppage, Esther.

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