My name is Roxie. I will be your puppy today.
(click!) I blinked, didn’t I? I always blink, it drives me nuts! OK, let’s try again…
(click!) ARRRRGGGGH! DAMMITDAMMITDAMMIT!!
Photographed in NTMTOM-O-RAMA™ at Busch Gardens Williamsburg.
HOLY TUBULAR AWESOME COIFFURE, MAN!
Oscar S. says Radical Pony and Emo Pony are going to start a band.
Welcome to mah bood-wah, honey child! Do pah-don me fuh just a moment while ah glide into somethin’ a little more comfortabuhls…
sugar glider flying squirrel should open up a kissing booth, Miriam S.
(continued from page 12) as my eyes quickly swept the room, desperately searching for a means of escape. Again and again I called for help, but I was cut off — trapped with an unholy monster bent on my destruction. Every second counted now; the incessant lunging of the beast left me no time to think. It would take only one errant step, one moment’s hesitation, to seal my fate forever…