He has a Great Personality

Eugene suffered through some serious awkward years as a teen, and his school photos were often punctuated by headgear, scoliosis, a lazy eye, and pigeon toes. But no more! Today Eugene became Sharper Image Employee of the Month, and he’s never felt more handsome.

black toy dog in yellow shirt

Thanks again to Kaitlyn K.

New Guy, Meet Wild-Eyed Crazy Ginny

Ginny moonlights as a stalker who challenges her victims to terrifyingly freaky staring contests.

In Ginny’s defense, nobody likes change – especially when the new model looks like Nermal, Dan R.

A Real Boston Duck Tour

Now, in the distance on your left, you’ll see the home of one of the most famous ducks in all of history: Pete Webere! When he learned the Canadian Geese were poised to attack, Pete Webere flew 20 miles to warn his fellow Mallards of impending war. What a patriot!

Lovely view of the Hanquack Tower, Victoria M.

The Tortoiseator

Listen and understand, Sarah Connor. That tortoise is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever.

Baird Hated Delivering to Pearl’s House.

Have mercy, does your employer know that this is how you’re representing his business?! Is your Mama aware that this is how you’re leaving her house?! No, your Mama’s a nice lady; I bet you pulled the wool over her eyes…and then stole her dang ki-mo-no!

Kids these days, can’t even be bothered to spuce-up before they fly…

The irony is Pearl’s probably dressed in a shower cap, flowered robe, and tennis shoes, Victoria M.

We’re very sorry, Tige…

… but in the current economic climate, we here at Buster Brown Shoes can no longer justify the services of a full-time sidekick. You’ll find some boxes at your desk, and we’ll need your ID badge and your key to the executive hydrant, please…

Jeffrey E. says: “I would like to introduce a very cute little pug; her name is Clover. We think that the look explains everything, one minute she looks like you just told her she was ugly and the next she is the proudest little dog in the world.”

Some Enchanted Morning

The thing that’s really annoying about animated movies is how they completely mislead the public. Who’s going to believe that animals like kitties & deer are the greatest pals? It’s totally unrealistic!

The above cat (Prince Purrsalot?) gets a very special visit almost every morning from his very dear best friend (Lord Kissyface). Wow, Harrisburg, PA is such a magical place!

Thanks to Sue P. for forwarding the photos.

Halp! Diabeetus!

We all know that fisheye lens increase cuteness exponentially. But did you know those same lenses can increase sugary sweet DIABEETUS ATTACKS!? [Flop]

This video earns 4 out of 5 possible Brimleys:

Via BoingBoing and SweetFurr.

INCOMING!!!

DUCK!!!

Wait—I mean… HOVERBALL CAT!

Bobbeh keeps sending me these things!

For the turtle on the move!

As an busy executive turtle, you don’t have time to get lost. That’s why you need QteStar™ Global Positioning System. Just call to QteStar, and we’ll dispatch a team of directional assistance technicians to tell you where to go.

QteStar’s almost as reliable as sender-inner Marilyn T. of the National Geographic Daily Dozen. Photo by Byron Yu.