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All this clip needs is a fuzzy unicorn riding a rainbow to an all-you-can buffet of stars.

I don’t vant to suck my blood!

Ow. Ow ow ow ow ow ow OW! How do these freakin’ vampires not have split lips? Worst costume ever; I now have T-minus 3 days to construct a costume out of cotton balls, velour, and tinsel.

Velour? Cottonballs? Suggestion: Meowingtino Liberace, Anna.

Purr-et

Duetting Purr-ers!

Check it!

Ender and Willow were adopted from the Seattle Humane Society a few days ago. From Sender Inner Brittany S.

And from the Dust, the Bunnies Shall Rise

I’ll make you a deal, Doc: I won’t tell anyone you were conducting experiments the feds would find highly suspicious, if you don’t tell the world that we’re now ambidextrous bipeds with a hankerin’ for world domination.

Secure the carrot crops, Anita H.

Today’s C.O. Brainteaser!

So, you think you’re an advanced Cuteologist? Test your IQte with this brain-busting challenge: Arrange these puppies from left to right, in order of cuteness. (Answer in hovertext)

˙ǝɥɔɐpɐǝɥ ɐ ǝɯ buıʌıb sı ʇxǝʇ uʍop-ǝpısdn sıɥʇ puɐ ǝʇnɔ ןןɐ ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ ‘ʇı ɥʇıʍ ʞɔǝɥ ǝɥʇ ‘ɥɐ ˙˙˙dnssoʇ ɐ ɟo puıʞ ǝɹɐ ǝuo puɐ ǝuıu ‘ʎןןɐǝɹ ‘ןןǝʍ ˙˙˙ǝuo uǝɥʇ ‘ǝuıu ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ‘uo buıʌoɯ ‘ʞo ˙˙˙xıs puɐ ʇɥbıǝ uǝǝʍʇǝq ǝɯoɔ pןnoɥs uǝʌǝs ‘ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ˙˙˙oʍʇ uǝɥʇ puɐ ɹnoɟ ‘ǝʌıɟ uǝɥʇ ‘xıs ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞɐɯ ‘ou ˙˙˙ǝʌıɟ ‘ʇɥbıǝ :ɹǝʍsuɐ

We’ll order one of each, Amy K.

The Frog Prince has a Serious Napoleon Complex

“Oh yeah, I’m sure she’ll kiss you first, buddy. I mean, what are you going to offer? Calloused man hands?”

“And by the by, my dizzying intellect is insulted by your presumed horrifying stupidity; I can’t give you warts! I will, however, gleefully transmit salmonella.”

Kermit’s bad cousin, Rebecca O.

Doggie Daughter Debut Delights Dad

Here’s Chaucer the Bulldog, meeting his daughter new boss for the first time, and giving his owners a serious case of the gigglefits.

Ladies and Gentlemens, SYNCHRO-HAMS! [hand wave]

They’re Ham-chronized!

They’re in Ham-harmony!

They’re co-hesively delicious!

Submitted by Tracy I., Created by the talented Dwight over at Eschliman Photo.

Fun Facts About Kittens

Fun Fact #12: When they think nobody else is looking, kittens like to amuse themselves by using their tongues to create that “wax lips” look.

Photo of Psycho Bunny by .candy.

Bunday Handout

As part of the National Bunnification Initiative, everyone gets a free bunny!

Full story from Flickr user Susan G.: “My son came across this wee bunny when trimming the grass. A little while later, he set it free to be with his family — away from harm’s way!”

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