I Can Asplain Ebberythin’

Lemme out!

I’m innocent! It wasn’t my fault!

I dunno why the cat wanted to teach me how to climb over things. I mean, why would I ever need that skill?


Marty looks like a fast learner, Katy.

Brimming Bowl O’ Bunnies!

Hey, kids! Try the hoppin’ good taste of Bun-O’s™, the nose-twichingest part of this balanced breakfast!


Photo by Jannes Pockele.

Charming Chirping Cheetah Child!

At his four-week weigh-in at Busch Gardens Tampa Bay, this little feller starts chirping for his meelks! Cue mommy zookeeper with a bottle to calm him down.

Vintage Cat in the Hat

Once, long ago, some girl dropped a bonnet,
And a curious kitten crawled in and upon it.
‘Twas 1885, that’s quite a while,
So only the kitten is still in style.

Image from George Eastman House via The Commons on Flickr.

A Most Royal Declaration

Queen Utterly Glorious Superior Indulgent was being driven through her vast kingdom when she ordered her carriage driver to stop at once. She got out, and surveying her domain, declared, “mew.”


How very grand, Steven B.

Let’s visit the farrrm—EW!!!!!!

OMG, Scamp! STOP IT, SCAMP!

EWWWWWWWWWW!

Sender-Inner Kristen L. says: “This is Scamp. He is a Yorkie-poo. On his first visit to a farm, he REALLY wanted to meet the cows, so I lifted him up to say “Hello”. I didn’t expect him to get fresh.”

 

 

Know Your Rejected James Bond Villains!

#19: Dr. Hugo Liebenpatchen, inventor of the “Love Bomb,” a weaponized aphrodisiac that he threatened to disperse in New York subway tunnels unless he was paid (pause for dramatic effect) one million dollars.


Eeee-veeel never looked so adorable, Anessa W.

Needs More Cats!

Ahem! As your muse, I notice you may have forgotten someone in your story? Someone who was ever present as you burned the midnight oil, who swatted your keystrokes, who chewed your rough draft, who shredded your final manuscript? Who? No! Not your editor!

You’re the cutest spellchecker ever, Bridget. Photo sent in by Emily.

Ca$h ¢ats

It has come to my attention via alert reader Bobbeh, that there is a new site in town, ready to kick our asses:

Cash Cats.

Pbbbbbttttthh!


It’s no women laughing alone with salad, but it’ll do.

Home alone on a Caturday

Marrrrroooooooowwww [<--Cat equivalent of a Baroo!]

This lonely SF Cat was photographed by Jamie.

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