The Cat Ain’t Here, Man!

Like, how many times I gotta tell you stupid bill collectors? You just missed him! He’s splitsville, baby! Taillights! A ghost! A vapor trail! Yesterday’s papers! He’s…

Aw, jeez

We don’t have to leave yet Mom, Come on!

Via Enchantment Liasons

I Yawn at Your Silly Annotay-shons!

And your pop-up advertiseeng — eet bores me as well. Away wees eet!

But can he do the Triple Lindy?

Off the high rocks along the coast of Acapulco,

a fearless cliff diver performs a dazzling swan dive,

plunging into the narrow … laundry basket far below.

Impressive, Ratco V.

I Weel Get You

[Stalk stalk stalk]

EYELOCK! YOU ARE HELPLESS!

Stalking
Stalking perfected by kitten Daisy, captured by BigTallGuy.

Some Days, Even Kibble Don’t Cut It

Maybe it’s the humidity, or maybe my inability to resolve the mind/body schism at the core of Cartesian dualism, but I’ve been so listless lately. Not even my impressive display of Rule 47 splayed haunch action lights my fire anymore.


It’s just a phase, Marti Z.

Gossip Goat

… so the Horses aren’t speaking again; Ethel made Bob sleep on the couch after she found about that filly in Philly. The chickens tell me that new rooster is strictly a cock-a-doodle-don’t, if you catch my drift. And Mrs. Pig won’t let her youngest Stanley out of the house ever since he got that tattoo…


Jamie W. says: “my mom took this at a petting zoo (accidentally wrote ‘petty zoo’)”

With a Bod Like This, Who Needs Hair?

Tough guys don’t go to barber shops. They go for the hedge clippers at the hardware store.

He is dog, hear him roar, Monica Mc.!

Flurricane Warning!

Increasing cyclonic bands of showers and an unstable warm front indicate this is the perfect puppistorm!

Be prepared for the devastating eye wall.

Thanks for wetting our whistle, Will L. See more of the unseen!

Encore Presentayshe: Let’s Go for a Catwalk

Since 2008, two French hikers have chronicled their trek from Miami, FL to the tip of South America, a journey of 15,000km (about 9,320 miles) through 13 countries.

But what elevates this hike down a hemisphere straight into the Cuteosphere is the third member of the team: A stray kitten who joined them in Louisiana.

Hup, two, three, four, Sender-Inner Keri F. See all the cat-trekking action over at Turn of the World!

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