Now…
in…
hamster…
flavor.
Holy quivering muzzlepuffs, Mosey hamster and sender-inner A.J. M.!
Halt! CHICKEN POLICE!
March 5, 2007 By
Chicken Cop 1: Bok, what seems to be the er, bok, problem?
Bunny criminal 2: He hit me first—
Chicken Cop 2: bok SILENCE!
Bunny criminal 1: I was minding my own business when I was jumped!
Chicken Cop 1: I’ve, bok, had enough—we’re takin’ both of yous downtown.
F1v3r strikes AGAIN!
Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about
March 5, 2007 By
Check out this mini-snorg action.
Stop and smell the hamsters, People.
Um, Hello! translucent lickable ear alert!
Nicely done Mr. Bailey McFlufferson and sender-inner Andrea K.
And just what do we have here?
March 5, 2007 By
You know how some times you want to scream and so you have to STUFF YOUR FIST in your MOUTH so you don’t embarrass yourself?
Meet "Bumble" the Japanese (natch) Chin pup.
Fer crying out loud, People.
Say owner Anessa W., "She sleeps like it’s her job." I bet.
This Lap o’ luxury is TAKEN
March 5, 2007 By
Ta-ay-ay-ken. Taken!
Hear moi?
Now, back away slowleh, and I’ll put my paws down. Slowly…
SLOWLY!!! [swipe]
Hannah S.—stop with the peenk toes. Serious.
Pillow Bun
March 5, 2007 By
Will you please check out the white guy on his back, schnozzle up, paws up, acting as a pillow for everyone else? Puh-lease. He’s all singing in a Enrique Eglesias voice: "I will be your pillow Behbeh!"
Shelly B., nice extra touch of yin-yang bunnery too.
Don’t git farked again! [sing in Roger Daltrey voice]
March 4, 2007 By
Those clever, clever Farkers have FARKED US AGAIN!
Seems the Mr. Burns Hedgehog caught their eye for a Photoshop contest.
C.O. <3 Fark
Here is my Fark submission:
With apologies to Matt Groening, natch. And, um, Roger Daltrey.
I don’t care, just keep my muzzlepouche dry
March 4, 2007 By
JUST KEEP MY MUZZLEPOUCH DRY you insisting-on-bathing-me IDIOTS! I can’t believe I put up with such treatment [paws dangle] This is just humiliating. Will you puh-lease check out my dripping pawsitude? that’s right, I said dripping pawsitude.
At least my muzzlepouche is dry. I have some dignity left.
Tomas R. Are you proud of yourself?
Sunday morning Fro
March 4, 2007 By
Mornin’ Bitches!
My coffee ready yet? [blinks eye capsules]
"Right away, Sir!"- Amanda B.
90-degrees of perfection
March 4, 2007 By
Mathematically perfect, Sir Blanco here serves up the perfect 90-degree angles. He’s available for math classes and architecture gigs.
Holy Protractors, Tomas R.!
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