I’d Like a Soft Taco…

…extra large, black beans, jalapeño peppers, hold the guacamole…


Freertago, Lauren G.? (you may need to say it out loud.)

CO: Come for the Commodey

Stay for the comments!

Commiserations, Scooby. Compliments, Jackie C.

I always sleep in burlap sheets

Nighty-Night, People.

Ed’s Joint showcased these pup-Zzz.

The Cat Ain’t Here, Man!

Like, how many times I gotta tell you stupid bill collectors? You just missed him! He’s splitsville, baby! Taillights! A ghost! A vapor trail! Yesterday’s papers! He’s…

Aw, jeez

We don’t have to leave yet Mom, Come on!

Via Enchantment Liasons

I Yawn at Your Silly Annotay-shons!

And your pop-up advertiseeng — eet bores me as well. Away wees eet!

But can he do the Triple Lindy?

Off the high rocks along the coast of Acapulco,

a fearless cliff diver performs a dazzling swan dive,

plunging into the narrow … laundry basket far below.

Impressive, Ratco V.

I Weel Get You

[Stalk stalk stalk]

EYELOCK! YOU ARE HELPLESS!

Stalking
Stalking perfected by kitten Daisy, captured by BigTallGuy.

Some Days, Even Kibble Don’t Cut It

Maybe it’s the humidity, or maybe my inability to resolve the mind/body schism at the core of Cartesian dualism, but I’ve been so listless lately. Not even my impressive display of Rule 47 splayed haunch action lights my fire anymore.


It’s just a phase, Marti Z.

Gossip Goat

… so the Horses aren’t speaking again; Ethel made Bob sleep on the couch after she found about that filly in Philly. The chickens tell me that new rooster is strictly a cock-a-doodle-don’t, if you catch my drift. And Mrs. Pig won’t let her youngest Stanley out of the house ever since he got that tattoo…


Jamie W. says: “my mom took this at a petting zoo (accidentally wrote ‘petty zoo’)”

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