Oh, When Thomson Hears About this, He’s Going To Be Just Livid

Here at Cute Overload News Headquarters, we’ve just gotten word that Busch Gardens Tampa Bay, once thought to be a wholesome, honest enterprise, has actually stolen this cute baby gazelle. Details are sketchy, but we hear it’s Thomson’s gazelle, so it must belong to someone named Thomson.


I’ve just gotten a clarification: This is a Thomson’s gazelle. So apparently Thomson has more gazelles; maybe he won’t even miss this one. In fact, who is this Thomson, and why is he hogging all the gazelles, anyway? He’s probably engineering a worldwide gazelle shortage, which explains why Busch Gardens was reduced to stealing this one, and it’s all the fault of that stupid, greedy Thomson!


Images from Busch Gardens Tampa Bay, via BGTNation.

April Fools Decorating Tip

When planning your annual April Fool’s Day prank, the selection of material is crucial. Will your display be prominent enough to entertain passers-by? Will it be quick to deploy, yet time-consuming for your victim to dismantle? Is it legal?


For many expert pranksters, the answer to these questions can be found in the pages of the Cute Overload Page-A-Day Calendar 2011 (Still 75% useful! Order now!).


“We girls at the office used our time wisely on April 1st,” says Teresa R. No foolin’.

Bark Softly!

…and carry a big… bone?

Sender-Inner Jenny U. says that the owner of this pup is asking him to bark softer and softer… Check it:

Let’s Play Charades

One word. OK.

A song title. This’ll be easy.

Umm, Freebird! No? Umm, Crazy! No? Umm, Help??? Umm…Wipeout???
OMG what are you doooooing?!!!

“Go ahead and JUMP!”

Thanks to Ant for bringing this heart attack video to our attention!

Let’s get schnozzular, schnozzular!

I wanna get schnozzular
One Year on Flickr!
let’s get into schnozzular [SNORF]

This echidna (what’s that!?) brot to you by stellar sender-inner Johanna S.

This Is Absolutely, Positively the Last Time I Listen to that No-good Lying Cat

Found the magic Sausage Tunnel, she tells me. Leads to Sausage Land, where sausage grows on trees, she says. Turns out there’s only one sausage, and I’m it.

You know, Sara B., you could just have cut some leg holes and been done with it.

Emergency Chinchilla Dispenser

For your convenience and protection, the management has installed chinchilla dispensers. In the event of a panic attack, please follow these instructions:

  1. Tap gently on dispenser until chinchilla appears.
  2. Carefully remove chinchilla from dispenser.
  3. Snuggle chinchilla until calm.


This should come in handy on tax day, Kathy D.

Seeing! Is! Believing!

It is one of the most mysterious forms of canine behavior, rumored but rarely witnessed–until today. Now, for the first time, thanks to the miracle of high-speed photography, we are able to watch a dog inhaling a cake.







Well, that was quick, Phil H.

Babysitter #63

OMG, where’s Mary Poppins when you need her?!


Sarah, looks like it’s either Chloe’s way or no way!

Mom, I Love My New Chew Toy!

It’s so lifelike! Where do you put the batteries?

Peeps, we need a judgement call: Is this a Marc Anthony Experience?

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