Dewds, yesterday’s "Toesday*" was so frakking popular that I had to follow it up with this BUNNULAR TREAT, as found by Tanya M.:
*It took the agency months to get that one through committee
Brillo photos, imwearingcons! I especially like your "lops pics"
First you see the precious toe morsels. And then you see the KITTEH snorgle his very own toe.
Dat’s
Correct.
Then later, the very same kitteh is caught mid-strayche.
Nicely done, Jennifer K.
Nicely.
Done.
"Natasha" kitteh is "Sprawled across the top of her cat tree" whatever that is.
Anne H.—I’m sure it’s greaaaaat.
Um, who would name their cat "Milkshake"? GENIUSES THAT’S WHO
I ken’t get enough of the toe act-shon (right below the word ‘act-shon.’) Please check out the 4-pronged pawsitude.
Arabella P-V., way to gooooooooo-ehn!
Don’t you *HATE* it when people pronounce ‘mittens’ ‘MITT-TENS’ or even worse ‘buttons’ as ‘BUTT-TINS’. Everyone know’s it’s pronounced ‘button’ you moroon! Stop making an arse of yerself. Geeshe.
Veronica H., and "Friendly" the kitteh can open his cat food his own self because HE HAS OPPOSABLE THUMBS OMGPONIES
Beware, this is a Japanese bunny, which means it is EXTRA DEADLY, PEOPLE
The Japanese know cute. Unlike us Amurrrricans, who are cute posers at best, the Japanese live, eat, eat, sleep and breathe cuteness. Here is another example of them handing our asses to us on a silver Hello Kitty platter.
Behold:
And the Perfect Lump Formation (PLF) here:
Not to mention this INVITATION TO SNORGLE
D’oh!mo arigato, Jessica P. [head bows]
LISTEN UP AND LISTEN TO ME GOOD, SOLDIERS!HAVE YOU HAD YOUR MORNING SNORGLE TODAY?WELL GET TO IT [totally in your face]
YOU CALL THOSE HOSPITAL CORNERS, NANCY T.!?
Obviously, this girl accomplishes more before 9:30 than you do all day.
wee wee wee, all the way home, right sender-inner who’s name I can’t find!?
Come here and I shall PUT YOU IN A HAPPY COMA!
Listen closely for the chirping sender-inner Tanya K…
I TOLD you not to spit water at your sister [chizzomp]
Love the ‘who? me? what?’ look on his face, Amanda D.
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