The Backstage Situation Is Totally Unacceptable

I mean, where do I start? Just look at these carrots — just lying about, not even peeled, and is that supposed to be garnish? It’s a flippin’ joke, mate, is what it is!


And then there’s the little matter of my changing room. Hello? How about a little privacy? Look, I’m out there, doing my big show of the year, giving the kiddies 110 percent, and this is how you treat me?


Never mind — I’m a professional; I’ll rise above it. All right, mates, let’s do this!


Such a prima donna, Pamela S.

Peep Thrills

Honey, that Easter Bunny only ever wants one thing from me!


Boom chicka chicka wow wow, C. Kirby!

Simon’s Cat: Beyond the Fence!


Let us know what happens, Sara P… [shifty eyes]

Looks like a job for…Bed Hog!

Bed Hog knows being a mattress tester means a lot of pressure, long hours and even getting laid off.

But for Bed Hog it’s as easy as, well, rolling out of bed.

Call Bed Hog today! Not to be confused with Pig in a Blanket.


Looks like Bed Hog ate the pillow, Lena.

That’s Really Sad

I thought I had heard the electric can opener. But I was wrong.


Woe oh woe, woah-woah, Mr. Sauce-O Jones. Photo by Adrianna V.

Thanks to Our Underwriters

Major funding for Cute Overload comes from the Corporation for Potluck Broadcasting, and from the following:

The Lorraine and Ygnatz Hoongerdoonger Foundation, for advancing research in the field of putting little ducks on top of very large dogs;


and from the Chicken Hypnosis Association, for coverage of the environment, civil rights, economics, science, the arts, and pretty much anything other than chicken hypnosis because to be quite honest it’s kind of a boring subject;


and from the Bad Idea Foundation, helping people discover the power of bad ideas;


And the generous submissions of Sarah G., Sigrid M., Miriam S., and the ongoing support of (say with me now) viewers like you.

Top This!

The cute just went up another level – when will it end?!

Anything CO can cute, CO can cute better!

CO outcutes itself, all the time!

Many times. A few times. Maybe less. Once? But it was really, REALLY CUTE! (gasp! swoon! faint!)


Whew, now that that’s settled, we can credit this cute to the Japanese (of course!) Dwarf Flying Squirrel!

Momonga!, educatedearth.net. Thankcute to: Ant’s Quality Foraged Links: http://aqfl.net/

Simon’s Cat in “Hop It”

OMG SIMON EASTER ACTION!

Michelle D. spotted this new one! Nice work again Simon T.!

Release the Dweebs!

OBOY OBOY HERE I GO HYUP HYUP LEMMIE ATTEM HERP DERP

HUFFA PUFFA WAIT FER ME CHUFFA CHUFFA WHEEZE

BLARRFLE NARFLE FLAPPITY-FLAFFLE MARGLE PLEARF BLAP


Submitterated by Mischa M. More poise and grace here.

Shhhh, the movie’s starting…

What snack do you sneak in to the movies?


Keep the rustling noises down, Sophia!

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