C.O. Guide to Party Games

Liven up your holiday party with the latest craze, “Spin the Phone.” Around and around it goes, and whoever it points to when it stops has to drunk-dial an ex.

The Lives of the Saints

Obsessed by a heavenly vision at the banks of the River Blavin, St. Daphne left the sleepy hamlet of Bologna sur Blanc and tirelessly spread joy across the French countryside, until she became canonized as the Patron Saint of Chew Toys.


Coco H. says: “This is Maxine sitting on her favorite rock. She will be 12 on November 26. She does so much good in this world. I think someone up there notices.”

A’scuse Me, We Play Now?

I want to play now, thank you. A’scuse me, how about now, we play now? I like head scratches, thank you. A’scuse me, we play now? Why you play with clicky box? Clicky box not love you like I love you. A’scuse me, we play now? Thank you.

Another Day in Nosevember Paradise

Peeps, with all the hustle and bustle this time of year, you need some more nosicle time. You do.


Those whiskers are off the frizzy-dar, Crysta S.! This is Nacho, who was born at Spoiled Rotten Chinchilla Rescue, on National Nacho Day, amigos.

Cap’n Fluffy’s Tales of Danger!

Then it was just us two, the sea-beast and I. Me trusty harpoon was lost, and nothing but me wits to save me from the creature’s deadly tentacles…


Via Reddit.

Do You Like Me With My Ears Back?

They say eet ees all the rage wees zee pups of Pah-ree.


Christopher L. writes: “My wife Megan took this picture during our honeymoon in Hungary. We don’t know the dog’s name. He was hard to photograph because he was pretty wild and elusive.”

Here Comes Catty Claws

I think I’m gonna hurl …a snowball that is, at the first person who teases moi about this.


Lilly doesn’t appreciate the mouse nose and ears, but they are a nice touch, Kelly S.

This Is an Outrage!

Dear Sirs: While I find the accommodations in your facility to be generally agreeable, I must register my displeasure with certain members of your staff who carelessly barge into the day room without so much as knocking…

Such intrusions play havoc with my delicate and sensitive nature…


So in conclusion, I would appreciate it if OMG HE DID IT AGAIN THIS INDISCRETION WILL NOT BE TOLERATED CALL MY LAWYER SEND A LETTER TO THE EDITOR MY CONGRESSMAN SHALL HEAR OF THIS!!!1!


Toss this complaint in the circular file, Natasha F.

Why Howdy Do

I dare say, my baroo.

Is all baaa and no roo!

But I can smile

And so can you.


Bob21 had a little lamb.

iNom

In a National Squwerl Taste Test, Apple products like the iPhone and iPod Ear Budz were voted Best Tasting!

“We think we have some pretty darn good products here at Apple, and the fact our Ear Budz have been voted ‘Best Tasting’ is pretty awesome,” says an Apple rep. “Not only do they give you crystal clear digital sound, if you’re on the train and need a quick iSnack©, you’re good there, too.”


iNom© Video spotted by Matt K.

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