Goat Stampede!!!

WATCH OUT FOR SPROINGING!

Beth P. says she can’t stand it. Beth P. Should also know that any animal with the name “pygmy” in it is asking for trubs.

1 lb, 3 oz

My PERFECT fighting weight!!! [Pbbbbbftt, Pbbbbbftt]


Lydia R. says Zapo is a very good boy.

Lying Down on the Job

Unnoticed by his hapless prey, the fearsome predator slinks silently forward. Inching closer and closer, the mighty beast patiently awaits the ideal moment. Then, in one swift, violent motion, the killer atta–zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

THIS JUST IN: Tickled Penguin

This little penguin is a Little Penguin, or Kororā in Māori, and he seems to be just tickled by all the attention he’s getting. (And if you close your eyes, it sounds like the world’s strangest car being started.)

Update: Thanks to Sparklette and Barbarella for new video link.
Update 2: Thanks to sender-inner Lucy!
Update 3, 3/17/2013: Even newer video link!

The Sneaky Sleepy Peek Technique

The SSPT is the act of opening one eyelid just enough to see who’s out there, but not enough to tip them off that you’re awake, in case they turn out to be dorks.


Once perfected, the SSPT can only be detected with a… PEEK-HANCE!

Now This is a Tax Break

Getting taxes done right is harder than ever. Especially when your method is to run off to Mexico.


Figaro is gonna need an extension, Karen.

[ex-post factoid: karen says figaro actually high-tailed it all the way to brazil, not mexico. either one sounds like a great place for a cat shelter! don't return too soon!]

Tastes like chick-ons

Sender-Inner Anne W. G. says new puppy “Dash.” got introduced to an existing boid pet. I think they’ll live happily ever after don’t you?

The Beagle that Got Away

No goofy caption could outdo this fish story, so let’s cut to Flickr user Snuzzy: “My puppy Rex was doing his very best to eat the fish in my mom’s pond…”

“He didn’t manage to eat any; but he got a surprise fish kiss!”

“(Just before he fell in…)”

May I Have This Dance?

Come a lawn. Follow my weed. Need I say mower?


They’re so light on their feet, Melissa.

Yeech!

This… this tastes just like finger! Why, it is finger! I hate finger!

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