Monday Pick-Me-Up

If you’re like everyone here at Cute Overload World Domination Headquarters, you just can’t get Monday started without your morning cup of kitteh, so here you go. Sorry, we’re out of cream, for some reason…

Photo-barrista: Cordelia

Your Bunday offering, Suh [head bow]

When their paws are up, they slide down your froat easier.

No please, you first, Jordan P.

Oh, Delectabuhl Morsel!

I have plucked the most delectabuhl of morsels!

Oh sweet tender leaf,

You shall be nommed missed.

Fabuloso Gorilla and Leaf from Marilyn T. over at National Geographic Photo of the Day. Photo by Ian Nichols.

Would you please stop making biscuits on me

Watch the claws.

WATCH THE CLAWS!

Have a good evening Peoples. Via DListed!

This Week, on “The Bees”

In this episode, Colin and Dave gather pollen, Jennifer rebuffs Peter’s clumsy advances, Greg and Michael gather pollen, Sarah’s wig receives some harsh criticism, and Victor, Ian, Nancy, Bryce, Nicholas, Danny, Shaun, Ed, Liz, David, Dianne, Pete, John, Paul, George, Ringo, Margaret, and Tony gather pollen.

Sender-innered by Natx.

Scene 4, Take 27

All right, camera rolling, let’s try this again… Now, Heather, you turn slowly… you see Rudolpho… he sees you… now you see him seeing you… and… you… kiss!

Now we dolly in… that’s right, keep kissing… Heather, close your eyes a little…

And we come in for the close-up, and — HEATHER! Your eyes are still open — again! Cut! CUT! Sheesh, Heather, how many times do we have to do this scene?

We may go over budget on this shoot, David N.

The Flaw in the Plan

Listen, no one has anything to worry about. I’m gonna lure him in real close and then I’m gonna hurl this stick so far that this idiot will take off running and we’ll never see him again…

What do you mean he’s a “retriever”?

I’m assuming his name ain’t MacGyver, Sarah A.

Happy and Crabby! (Wait, What?)

Says globetrotting Lauren M., “While hiking the Kumano Kodo trail in south-central Honshu, Japan, I happened across many freshwater crabs near trickling mountain streams. The markings on the shell of this particular crab were especially cute.”

HMO + Dr. Phil = …

I’m not sure I agree with that diagnosis, Doc. And I gotta ask – do you really think wrapping me up like a burrito in a rug made from a Muppet is really going to help my self confidence?

“Lion-o” is genius, and congrats on finding all the kitties new homes, Karen G.

Blind Taste Test

We’ve taken our hidden camera inside the New York’s exclusive French restaurant La Cuve de Chiots, where we’ve secretly replaced the fine coffee they normally serve with Folger’s® Crystals. Let’s watch the reaction:

So we’ll put that down as a “maybe,” Amy R.

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