Synchronized Leecking

“… aaaaand one, two, three, leeck, two three, roll, two, three, leeck, two, three… C’mon, kid, keep up with me or you’ll never make the Olympic team!”

“Baby Pheebee says she can do the same thing as Big Brother Chandler, only better,” says Vickie T.

He Got Game…Until His Ma Showed

Hey, Sweets. I like you; you like me. I’d like to take you to a movie…

Oh. Well, I think that’s R-Rated, so my Ma is going to have to come with us…

That’s gonna be one long date, Dr. Mary .

Motopup Mania Already!

And the motopups keep on rolling in! Awesome photographer Abigail Smigel not only spotted this pup wearing Barbie’s Dream Doggles™, but also caught a hint of Rule #5 (fisheye lens is cute) action. Vroom!

We got the beat

Make that—Maru’s got the beat.

Via fan Asaciel on our FaceBook page!

I’m detecting microscopic amounts of cuteness

ENHANCE!!!

Tori S. says: “One of the biology professors at my college breeds angora rabbits. She brings them in for the students to help socialize, so they’ll be nicer pets (don’t worry, they’re not for experiments!!!) It couldn’t be better timing than right now, what with finals coming up and everything. So, a bunch of us took picture of/with the bunnies.”

I’m wearing this to the Derby!

It’s flamboyant yet natural, AND it will catch the eye of aaaaaall the bucks…

Congratulations to Derby Winner ‘Super Saver’ and Sender Inner Jinners K. See MORE Kentucky Derby Hats of Distinction here.

Capy-pedo away!

Check out these miniscule Capybara twins, born in the Akron Zoo last month. Capybaras look like giant Guinea Peegs, have slightly webbed feets and love to swim.

Capy-pedo AWAY!

Leslie L. shot this submission over our bow. Many more photos over at ZooBorns.

Any Word from My Lawyer?

“Ya gotta believe me, man, I didn’t do it! It was, ah, the one-armed man! Wait, no — it was the Illuminati! The Trilateral Commission? Space aliens? Bigfoot?”

Snug as a Pug

And now, from our Shameless Nepotism Department: One of NTMTOM’s three favorite nieces ever has adopted this cute little tongue, complete with attached puppy, and named him Sam. Everybody say “Hi, Sam!”

Behind the Scenes with Kitty Corleone

I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse…just as soon as I’m done with this fabulously lovely massage.

Watch your back, Dan.