So You Think You Can Cat Dance!

Dear Diary,

I just love being in this amazing competition, even though I’m exhausted. Today Vegas rehearsal lasted one whole hour, but I’m just too excited to sleep!

With such long days of dancing, I feel like I am really growing as a dancer. I wish I could say the same for everybody else.

Already you can tell who is going to make it to the finals. The girl in white has no focus and cannot memorize choreography. The judges are really going to lay into her about that, especially guest judge Maru.

Well, diary, I should get to bed. Tomorrow they decide who the top twenty will be! I’ve got to look and dance my best so that I can move on and meet my hero, Cat Deeley!


I heard it through the grapevine that Funny Cats and Nice Fish can really stay on pointe!

Wombatman! Episode 2

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Wombatmaaan!

Holy felonious and fiendish litterbugs, Wombatman!

This is a job for, Wombatman! It’s my sworn duty! Let’s GO!

Will Wombatman catch the litterbug and SAVE THE WORLD?


Be sure to tune in tomorrow, GeniusBeauty! Same wombat time. Same Wombat channel.

Cup Of Disapproval, Anyone?

I’ll have two buns to go, please.

THIS JUST IN: Rented Legs

The Bronx Zoo recently unveiled a baby flamingo chick, and their lucky video camera was there to capture its awkward first attempts to stand. Wh-whoa!

FaveFrame™!


More details at The Gothamist.

A Warm Welcome to the Spiney Lumpsucker!

We had never heard of this type of fish before either! But thanks to their blorp-tastic bods, paw-like appendages, and “party hats” THEY’VE ATTRACTED OUR ATTEN-SHONS and MADE IT ONTO CUTE OVERLOAD!


Via Monterey Bay Aquarium’s Facebookersons.

Dez Yeur Dogue Bite?

No.

I thought yeau sed yeur dogue deed not bite!

…Zat ees not mah dogue.

Love bites, Suzunejp. And bites and bites and bites.

Another Family Portrait Ruined!

Aunt Darla! Look at the camera for crying out loud! You do this every time. Come on, let’s take one more before we lose the light.


Ladies Over Fifty, we salute you!

Double Happiness Announcement!

Two faces to wash, and four dirty hands
Two insistent voices, making demands
Twice as much crying, when things go wrong
The four eyes closing, with slumber song
Twice as many garments, blowing on the line
Two cherubs in the wagon, soaking up sunshine
Work I do for twins, naturally comes double
But four arms to hug me, repay all my trouble.
Author Unknown (BUT I SUSPECT HALLMARK)







Dearest Peeps! We’re very happy to announce that Cute Overlord Meg and hubby Sparky just had twins. The entire family is thrilled at the two healthy additions, including Aunt Chief Sister Officer. No names yet—maybe “Maru” and “Winston”? We’ll see. Hopefully we can get some sleep soon. Hooray! Hooray!

ɹǝpuod oʇ ʇuıod ɐ

¿ʇı ʇ,usǝop ‘ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ʍǝu ɐ uı sbuıɥʇ sʇnd ʇɐɥʇ ¿dn ǝpıs ʇɥbıɹ sǝop ʇı sɐ uʍop ǝpısdn ןɐɯɹou sɐ ʇıq ʎɹǝʌǝ sʞooן ɥʇoןs ɐ ɟo ǝɔɐɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ pǝɔıʇou ɹǝʌǝ noʎ ǝʌɐɥ


bɹo˙ʇxǝʇdıןɟ ʎɹʇ ‘unɟ uʍop-ǝpısdn ɹoɟ) ˙ǝʌoן uı sןǝǝɥ ɹǝʌo pɐǝɥ ǝq ʇsnɯ oɥʍ ‘ʎqqɐ puɐ uıʌǝʞ ʎq uooɯʎǝuoɥ ɐɔıɹ ɐʇsoɔ ɹıǝɥʇ uo uǝʞɐʇ

Wombatman! The Premiere!

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Wombatmaaan!

Holy super hero in need of a manicure, Wombatman!

To the Wombatmobile! Fasten your wombat belts! There’s not a moment to lose!

Can Wombatman get there before it’s TOO LATE?


Be sure to tune in tomorrow, GeniusBeauty! Same Wombat time. Same Wombat channel.

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