We have a bunny and we’re not afraid to use it. This baby is a powerful rocket-propelled disapproval launcher with 100 % accuracy and a prosh nosicle.
Nrrgh… penguins chasing me… can’t escape… walls closing in… Mommy!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… that’s better…
Flickr user Adam Norwood found this owlet had taken over his bicycle! “Definitely the best excuse I’ve ever had for being late to work,” he writes.
After snapping a few pictures, Norwood left the scared little bird alone. “Sure enough,” he writes, “as soon as it started getting dark out he called (screeched, really) for his momma owl to come take care of him.”
And finally in the news today, billionaire carpet-tack tycoon Berthold Q. Pootmoodler celebrated his 78th birthday. Known for his eccentricities, the spry septuagenarian attended the ceremony dressed in a custom-tailored dog suit.
Wow, the rich are different from you and I, Chief Sister Officer.
No way says Patricia Q. No. Way.
With Japanese soundtrack no less. Thanks to Dan. This kitten’s name is “Peter Jennings”. Yes, that makes tons of sense. [shifty eyes]
… so we’re just going to work on relaxing that scalp for a few more minutes, then it’s off to the whirlpool before the aromatherapy. Remind me again: Did you want the banana- or the coconut-scented candles?
[Just spotted in the comments: Monkey masseuse announces mammal massage tour dates!]