An Offer He Shouldn’t Have Refused

Jack Woltz fluttered his eyes as the the first rays of sunlight brushed his face. He could hear the servants busy in the kitchen downstairs, and he ran through the day’s itinerary in his mind: Breakfast on the patio, a brisk swim, then a ride on his favorite stallion before his afternoon meeting at Paramount Pictures.

His leg brushed against an object in the bed with him. Feeling hesitantly along the covers, his hand detected a familiar outline. Woltz flung away the bedsheets and gaped in horror into the lifeless eyes staring back at him, and realized — only too late — that Don Corleone was not a man to be trifled with.

Photo credit: Antti

Ugly Duckling My Ass

Suck it, Hans Christian Andersen. I’ve always been gorge.

I’m sure this lovely cygnet would never say such words, Andrea M.

Bobby and Carl Contemplate Mischief

“Go ahead, ring his doorbell. I dare ya. I double dare ya.”

No way! He has an oven in his basement where he cooks kids and eats ‘em.”

“Oh, you’re such a big fat liar, Carl!”

“Well, that’s what I heard. Janie Platz says that’s what happened to Timmy Doyle.”

“Timmy set fire to the drapes and got shipped off to military school, you dummy.”

“Well, if you know so much, why don’t you ring his doorbell?”

Another example of mind control from Brinke G.

Going Down?

(All right, don’t panic… I’m definitely moving, so I must be walking… So, if I’m walking, I need to move my legs… OK, that’s a little better, but something still isn’t right… Maybe I’m really swimming… Yeah, that would explain a few things…)

OK…

GO!

Rube-Goldberg rockers OK Go are up to their old tricks with the video for their single “White Knuckles.” The band swears the video was shot in one fluid take (take 74, to be exact), and this Gizmodo article has backstage pics and a breakdown of how they did it.

Yes, you can buy music from these guys.

It’s not going to swing itself you know

Come on! push me! These feet are NOT HELPING with my swinging leverage!

PUUUUUUUUUSH Julie J.! Via WuTangClam

カピバラを連続ヘブン状態に (Scratching many capybaras)

Skritch
Skritch
Skritch
[Roll over on belleh]

Skritch
Skritch
Skritch

The best part is when the little behbehs roll over too, Cindy G.

Monday Pick-Me-Up

If you’re like everyone here at Cute Overload World Domination Headquarters, you just can’t get Monday started without your morning cup of kitteh, so here you go. Sorry, we’re out of cream, for some reason…

Photo-barrista: Cordelia

Your Bunday offering, Suh [head bow]

When their paws are up, they slide down your froat easier.

No please, you first, Jordan P.

Oh, Delectabuhl Morsel!

I have plucked the most delectabuhl of morsels!

Oh sweet tender leaf,

You shall be nommed missed.

Fabuloso Gorilla and Leaf from Marilyn T. over at National Geographic Photo of the Day. Photo by Ian Nichols.

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