Lazin’ on the Lake

“(Wow, the swan boats in this park are so realistic…)”


“(… and really well-upholstered, too — like a down pillow!)”


“(… in fact, I just might take a little nap here… honk-shuuuuuu…)”


Andrea M. writes: “We’ve got a cygnet at the Los Angeles Zoo again. That’s his/her Dad back he/she nestled on. PS: Keep up the great work. I keep a pail and scoop for the brains right next to my computer. It makes clean up a no brainer.”

Well, it would pretty much have to be, wouldn’t it?

Think Inside the Box

What a day.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my toy box.


Our morale is improving already Kodie and Angela C.!

Key LiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimeOMG

Does this puppy have NO OTHER TOYS?!


That’s sour, Crissy G.!

Who’s Snorgling Whom?

And now for something completely different: A raccoon with a pet ferret. Or maybe a ferret with a pet raccoon. Or a rerret playing with a faccoon. Or something.

Be Banana Wise

Never plug bananas into an electrical socket during your bath. Keep them safely in the fruit bowl.

It’s perfectly safe to plug them in after your bath. I do all the time.


Jay likes fried bananas? Who knew, Christina V.!

I Do Declayuh

One, two, three, four, ah declare a thumb warZzzzzz…

Ryan P. sent us this mousie morsel he calls, “Sleeper”.

The Itchy and Scratchy Show

Wow, does my neck itch!… Ahh, that’s better… Wait, now it’s over here!… Whew, well that’s a relie–Hey, now it’s there again! I must have fast-moving fleas!

Give it up for Hope and her duckling Ebeneezer!

“My Little Pony” Spends Her Royalties

… and over here’s where they’ll be building my pink, two-story plastic house overlooking the lake, with a swimming pool and grotto closer to the bluffs, and maybe a gazebo as long as it doesn’t block the view too much. Then over to the left, there’ll be a basketball court that converts to a hockey rink in winter…


We sooooo want to live there, Laura G.

Play Him Off, Keyboard Cats!

Actually, if you squint a little, this looks sort of like the Tom Hanks/Robert Loggia keyboard-dancing sequence from the movie “Big.”


Via GIF Buffet (mostly safe for work)

I Di’int Do Nuffin’

OK Pupster, did you shred the throw pillows, chew the fringe off the rug and pull the curtains down?

Um… no.


We believe you Duane! Don’t we, Tamara K.?

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