Honestly, What’s the Big Deal?

I mean, it’s not like we ever see you actually use the yellow pages anymore. You have that beep-boop-beep magic screen on your desk for that now. And you haven’t needed a booster seat for the kids since the youngest entered middle school. So what are you yelling and screaming about? Sheesh!

“My dearly departed phonebook. My dogs Keaton and Grady. I guess they were bored.” says Kristin W. And when animals get bored, Rule 32 gets busy.

50′s High School Memories

Ah, those were the best days of our lives. Dad lent me the keys to the wheel, and me and Becky Sue shared a lemon fizz before heading over to the “Enchantment Under the Sawdust” dance at Habitrail High School…

Katie S. says: “The video of two bunnies fighting over a water bottle was cute, but my gerbils actually drink from their bottle simultaneously! Sprocket’s on the left and Spigot is on the right.” Wait, isn’t the spigot in the middle?

So, That’s What an Invisible Barrier Looks Like

Returning from an alternate cosmic kitty universe, Floof Invader discovers her portal covered by a force field.

Will Floof Invader have to use the sofa cushion portal? The crinkle tunnel? The laundry basket?

Clear the way for Cupcakes, Mary K.!


Momular hedge with her bebeh hedgetots in their hedgearium (to be scientific).

Hedgehog hugs! Aw, lookit each one’s wee loving paw stretched out. OK kids, time to let mama curl up into a ball now.

Do mom hedgehogs crave ice cream and prickles, Jourdan S.?

Bun, Bun, Bun, The Auto Bun

To get sales hopping, new Volkswagen Rabbits now include a real one!

Owners Kaylee and Victor say, “Gibson Bunny loves car rides and making faces at dogs as we pass them!”

Apocalypse Bow-Wow

As the pilot steered us upriver, I reviewed Colonel Kats’ file. The Army had sent their finest dogs to chase him, but nothing had come back but rumors — whispers of a cult deep in the jungle, where dogs and mice alike worshipped Kats like a god.

The pilot, a schnauzer named Chase, had been eyeing me nervously the whole trip. Finally he spoke. “My orders say I’m not supposed to know where I’m taking this boat, so I don’t!” he said. “But one look at you, and I know it’s gonna be hot.”

Susan G. shares a letter: “My name is Chase, and I’m a 9 year old miniature schnauzer. Ok… I’m not so miniature. Anyway, these are pictures of me driving my daddy’s boat this summer in Summerville, South Carolina.”

Well Isn’t This Romantic?

Their eyes locked and there was a long silence filled with meaningful looks, when kitty said, “Bunny, will you… skknxxxzzz…

A special moment between Oliver and Biscuit. Emily F. tells us she has a new kitten, Oliver, who has taken quite a liking to her Dutch bunny, Biscuit.

THIS JUST IN: A Kitteh in a Onesie

The redonkulousness continues, People.

Sender-Inner Mary K. has way too much time on her hands—witness:

Nibblin’ on the Ritz

There’s one snack I gobble all day
In a shack or in a chalet
St. Moritz
Nibblin’ on the Ritz

As a bet, there’s nothing safer
Than the threat I pose a wafer
In my mitts
Nibblin’ on the Ritz

Once I taste that cracker light and flaky
My eyes pop, my hands get tight and shaky

Come let’s nosh where tycoons risk it
Places posh with bits of biscuit
Gnawed to bits
Nibblin’ on the Ritz

Chrissy O. says: “This is Munchkin or Munchers. She’s my russian dwarf hamster. I just wanted to share these photos because they have made a lot of people smile. Hope they can do the same for you.”

I Don’t Get It — This Worked in Dumbo

… and here’s the dashing pilot for Bunway Airlines, ready for takeoff… I’ll just check the wind speed (points with ear), before barreling down the runway!


It’s a return visit from Truffles, courtesy Melissa B.


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