Oy, elbows off the table!

One, two, three, four,
Five, six, seven, eight,
Schlemew, schleMomzel,
Who do we appreciate!

Mewish Mother says, “Qvit your kvetching. When you’re all grown up I’ll still be giving you a bath and that’s not good enough for you? Feh!”


Know any great kitties? Thank a Mom and Whitley L.

Stick With Me Kid

Together, we will perfect the fine art of running in our sleep and drooling.


No shortage of wet, sloppy kisses for Jason H.!

Double Trouble

I know we’re twins, but stop repeating everything I say!


Sparrow Darryl and his other brother Sparrow Darryl, brought to us by Ginette C.

Birds of a Feather Hock Together

Need instant cash? Up to your beak in bills? Birdhouse facing foreclosure? Then fly on down to Twerp Brothers Pawnbrokers! We pay top dollar so you can afford to feather your nest! Just look for the birds arranged in a pawnbroker’s symbol!


Another quality foraged link pawned off by Ant.

Get the Pupto Bismol Ready

Rejected Soup Flavors!

French Pomeronion
Pawtato Chow-chowder
Chi-chicken Poodle
Split Pekingese
…and the number one rejected soup flavor:

Pugillatawney Soup


Miss Lily Belle says this is a recipe for disaster, Brian D.!

A Chorus Lion

One seal-ular sensation, every little flipper she waves.

One blubbery flotation, every move that she makes.

One smile and suddenly no other cute will do.

You know you’ll forever be lolling with you know who!

When it’s this cute, we don’t mind getting flippered off, Kimberly P.

Peeps, flip on over to 101-cute-seals-that-are-also-babies !

It’s The Leashed You Can Do

Pup is all, “Look into this sweet face. Now why don’t we dispense with whole leash thing, OK?”


Hi Peeps. This is a personal message I want to share about pet safety, inspired by my own pup being attacked this week on our doorstep by a neighbor’s unleashed dog. Stay safe! Last, but not leashed, thank you, Adonis (Chihuahua) and Tracy B. (photographaire’)!

Love. Behind Closed Doors.


Sender-Inner Magid M. says: “my boyfriend gave a heart to my cat and he took it!!” and then she said: “awesome!!!”

These are not the droids you’re looking for

[paw wave]


May the fourth (yesterday) be with Lisa S.

His Royal Hummness

BEHOLD MY SNOWFLAKE TIARA!


According to Sender-Inner Dustin H., this shot was taken during a “redoinkulus” snow storm in the New Mexico mountains.

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