Friday Haiku: Spas

The final frontier

Where no monk has gone before

Say. it. like. Shatner.


It’s nice to be kneaded, comik book guy.

1 REALLY big SNORF comin’ up.


Snorferriffic, FreeFunnyClips.

Now Playing at the Iglooplex 13 Cinemas

Every year, guided by an ages-old instinct, they return here to the harsh wastes of Antarctica. Nobody knows why. Now, for the first time, Penguin Pictures explores the mystery of their epic journey in March of the Documentarians. For months, one intrepid film crew lived among these exotic creatures, gaining their trust, learning their ways — and finding the answers.


Photo by David C. Schultz. Narrated by Morgan Freeman.

Aw, Meelk Bar’s Cwozed

See, honey? Munch-munch, grass is good. Munch-munch, yummy grass. Munch-munch, mmmm tasty. Gggak ergh awk, don’t knock it until you’ve tried it! Urkkk!


So maybe that’s why donkeys make that ee-aw sound, Sam

No, Mr. Bond…

(Strokes chin thoughtfully with tail)…I expect you to die!

Reddit submish by Kronson, and totally stole borrowed the 007 bit from commentator “Joe The Bob.”

The Latest in Desk Accessories

The makers who brought you Keyboard Kat and Pocket Protector Pet, now introduce their latest accessory: Desk Dik Dik.

Just think, you could be the proud owner of your very own desktop anipal! These little darlings are a mere fifteen to sixteen inches fully grown and love to whistle. (Whistle not guaranteed.)

Plus, it’s hilarious when you answer the question, “What have you been doing?” with, “Playing with my dik dik!” Well, it’s funny until Human Resources comes by your cubicle with an order to attend a class about office propriety.

Supplies won’t last! Get yours today!


See our full ad on Summer Anne.

Clippety-Clop Cookie Dough?

There should be an ice cream flavor named after these guys.

You ice-cream lovers got any ideas? I’ll get the spoons!


Thanks for the 2 scoops of Appaloosa, Robot. Photo by Olga Itina.

Casper the Friendly Toast

Casper the Friendly Toast, the friendliest toast you know,
Whether topped with ham or a schmear of jam, the noshers all love him so

The only thing he needs is a toaster to be cute in
He’s got no caraway seeds, just a grainy grin that’s free of gluten

Wake up for breakfast time, the meal that you love the most,
He’ll say thanks a bunch if you’d care to munch on Casper the Friendly Toast!


Pass the butter, DayTripper (For those who don’t know the tune, click here.)

Maybe I Should Give Up The Krispy Kremes…

Here’s a little bebeh Panda Man getting weighed for the foist time. The Google Chrome “translate” feature gives us the backstory- sorta. “The young panda at the zoo was weighed on Tuesday for the first time. The impression that is created on the shooting from the birthing den, has confirmed it. The Pandabub is a handsome guy.”

That settles that! If you speak German, this link’s for you!

HEY YOU GUYS!

Could you cover me, please?


Miriam and Anne say, “When we heard that NYC has so much overcrowding of adoptable animals that they euthanize up to one hundred a day, we decided to go rescue some kittens. We ended up with ten foster kittens! They are bottle fed and burped!”

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