Geeshe. Some guys, like, only stare at your boobs, Danielle M.
Well, your distributor cap is a little cracked, and your timing belt and spark plugs need replacing.
I should be able to have it back to you by tomorrow, if I can get the parts, that is.
Will that be cash, Robin C. — or do you want us to bill you? (pffft, snort, giggle.)
Check it out after the jump!
Go ahead and Ju-ump! [sing in David Lee Roth voice]
Exquisite battular find, Teresa C.
People, Hello Kitty is such a cutesy nightmare. I know what you’re thinking—”hello Kettle? it’s me. You’re black!” But seriously folks, will you please get a load of this Hello Kitty Castle? Try not to ralph.
See what I mean? Check out Señorita McFlops here:
No I mean REALLY CHECK HER OUT!
Kayla over at Hannah Banana Bowtique sent these in.
Looking for an alternative to the fast pace of fast food? Then bring your appetite — and a couple of hours — down to Tortoise Burger, where your meal crawls right to your table. Have it your way — eventually.
From a frequently strange photostream found by Dave R.