The Extremely Rare Triple Hmmph

It all started at the Rotary Club picnic, when Bob told Stan his barbecue sauce was a little too tangy this year, and Stan said no it was just fine and besides Bob was one to talk because he always puts so much salt in his potato salad that the old folks on the low-sodium diets won’t go near the stuff, and then Larry tried to calm them down but they told him get lost Larry you didn’t even bring anything you freeloader, and now they’re not speaking to each other.

Photo by Tony Alter, who also shared the real story: “I had Jimmy Dean, Frank and Link out back when a couple of Jets, heading to Langley AFB, flew over – they caught the attention of all three of them.”

Why Cats Don’t Exercise

“… and up… and down… and stretch… and bend… and…”

“ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”

Drop and give me twenty, Josh N.

I didn’t know Simon’s Cat spoke Hedgehog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=JP1Pk62X7XQ&w=560

Sender-Inner Nancy R., I”d like to thank you in Hedgehog terms you can understand: [multiple SNORF sounds]

Pssssst… Who’s that weird new kid?

Holy Mismatched Slippers!

Sender-Inner Samaja says that Ethel, third bunny from left, is a rebel who wears all white, even after Labor Day.

Maru Pours Himself Into a Box

Maru should really lighten up on the deep-fried mice:

Enjoy ALL the Maru action over on his YouTubes Channel. Thanks to Ant for another Quality Foraged Link.

Sooo Comforabuhls.

This Caturday morning sleep-in brought to you by Boo


Baby and Bambi Share Affectionate Thoughts

“Your white spots act as camouflage by blending with the the rays of light that filter through the canopy of leaves to the forest floor! Also, they look like fuzzy gumdrops!”

“And you smell like a banana that’s been doused in curdled love.”

Ella and Moon Shadow will be BFFs forevah, Frank and Carolyn D.

Y’all Ain’t From ‘Round Heyah, Are Yuh?

Now, ah don’t know how you boys do things in the city, but ’round these parts, we got this thing called a speed limit, and you was over it by a whole mile. Seeing as you ain’t got the $637 fine, you just have to share a cell with Buford tonight.

Julie H. testifies: “Mr. Brimley was a rescued cat from Perth, Ontario, he’s quite a gentleman and he has a fantastic mustache. He’s actually only a year and a half old, although he looks much wiser.”

THIS JUST IN: Tiger Surprise!

Germany’s Frankfurt Zoo had a surprise; not only did they have their first tiger cub born in 26 years, but to a mother they thought was infertile. The zoo is raising the female, named Daseep, by hand because her mother rejected her (apparently, first-time tiger moms do that sometimes, so don’t be too sad).

They subjected her to a battery of tests, including… THE ANNOY-O-TRON 3000!

Once the cub is sufficiently annoyed, it is deemed to be mentally healthy.

Maybe if I Switched Conditioners…

It’s not fair… all the puppies and kitties on this site get lots of hugs and pet-pets and scritchy-scritches on their chinny-chin-chins. And I hafta eat lunch all by myself.

Marilyn T. at National Geographic is sharp as ever. You can enter the National Geo photo contest here!

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