For those of you who CAN’T GET ENOUGH XTreme Puppeh Schnozzle Action, there’s this page of Noses.
Your daily requirement has now been fulfilled. Thank you.
I’ve got 100% of my daily XPSA now, Panda Amanda.
Imperial Alpacas
July 25, 2008 by
Have arrived and are going to sniff this situation out.
Just stand still and they should pass over you in a second.
They only travel in a massive, sniffing mob, Nancy A. Snorf.
Full Frontal Cute-ity!
July 25, 2008 by
See, this is why you need to be extra careful in the Internet Age: You’re at a party, you’re hitting the catnip a little hard, and so you pass out in the guest bedroom — and that’s when somebody whips out the cell-phone camera, and the next morning you’re the newest star on HotWildOutOfControlAmateurKitties.com. Unless you’re a boy cat, in which case everybody took turns writing on you with Sharpies first.
Oh, the shame of it, Ollie G.
The Amazing Remote-Control Otters!
July 24, 2008 by
OK, for this next trick, you need to get a remote-control device. TV, stereo, it doesn’t really matter, as long as it has a really big button on it. Go ahead, we’ll wait. (elevator music, dum dee dum…) Got it? Now, incredible as this may sound, your remote control will let you switch off these otters’ brains all at once. Start the video, and get ready to push the really big button … right … about …
(00:24) … now. Was that cool or what?!
Wait, we’re gonna do it again. On your mark … get set …
(00:36) … click.
Wow, Philip K., that was totally (click) …
… awesome.
FYI: Petite mohawked monkey OWNS YOUR SOUL
July 24, 2008 by
[sucking thumb + bamboo strand]
Here’s the deal.
I’m a golden-haired, mini mohawk-sporting, teeny-nostrilled monkeh.
And I own your soul. all of it! All. FYI.
Ooh-ooh-ah-ah, Sparkling T.!
You Lookin’ at Me?
July 24, 2008 by
Whaddya lookin’ at? Huh? You lookin’ at me? Well, I’m the only one here, so you gotta be lookin’ at something. What, I look funny to you, like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to frickin’ amuse you? Whaddya lookin’ at? Hah? HAAAAAHH?! Yeah, that’s right, you better keep walkin’, ya goombah.
He’s such a good fella, Judy K.
At Last the Truth Can Be Told!
July 24, 2008 by
My friends, a sinister enemy walks among us — perhaps in your very house. It comes from the distant reaches of another galaxy, yet takes the form of an innocent house cat, gaining our trust, then … stealing our very thoughts while we sleep!! My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Can your heart stand the shocking facts of … BRAIN ROBBERS FROM OUTER SPACE?!?
I want to believe, Jill H.
Tip: Avoid the Piranha Special
July 23, 2008 by
According to CNN, the hottest new spa treatment in the Washington, DC area is fish pedicures, where tiny, toothless carp nibble away all your dead skin, for the nom-nom-nominal fee of $35. According to customers, the treatment produces just a tingling sensation: "It kind of feels like your foot’s asleep," says one. It’s all happening at Yvonne Hair and Nails salon, where the elite meet to become a fishy treat.
You first, Angelina R.
Yah, dere’s da source o’yer clog, den…
July 23, 2008 by
Yah, Mrs. Lundegaard, dat’s why yer sink’s backin’ up, don’cha know — ya gotta big ol’ clog o’ cat hair down dere. An’ it’s still in da shape udda cat, and lemmie tell’ya, dat’s da worst kinda clog dere is, you betcha…
So don’cha forget da sink-strainer next time, Leslie.
For That Pom-tastic Smile!
July 23, 2008 by
Congratulations, and thank you for purchasing the HyperPom™ Dental Care System. With proper care and feeding, your HyperPom will give you many years of tooth-cleaning service.
INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE
- Insert toothbrush into the patented Grrrip-Tite™ mechanism and close gently.
- Apply your favorite toothpaste to the brush.
- Taunt HyperPom™ mercilessly until it begins to vibrate with rage.
Found on Wag Reflex, the Amazon.com pet blog
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