I’m… I’m Free to Go?

Really? You don’t have any more questions? Not even where I was the night of the robbery? Or how the stolen halibut wound up in my fridge? Or the dead zookeeper in the trunk of… but, you know, I’ve said too much already. Later!

Now the real story: This Northern Fur Seal was rehabilitated at the Island Wildlife Natural Care Centre in British Columbia and can’t seem to believe its luck at being released back to Nature.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Tuck in your corgis


Annie M. says it’s time for beds.

Reginald Locates the Orb of Madness

As I entered the Chamber of Ra-Thuul, the voices grew louder, more urgent. My head swam in the anguished cries of the souls of those who had come before me, hissing their warning: Turn back, doomed one. But it was too late; the orb drew me closer, probing my mind with a thousand tendrils of thought. There was no escape now. I would know its every secret, even at the cost of my own sanity…

Honey!

The tongue on our new dishwasher is too small!

We’ll need to get at least a dozen more!

You’re all washed up, Kira S.

Pick a Card, Any Card…

Look at it, but don’t show it to me… You picked the… Six of Mousies!

Well, how about the Queen of Tuna? Three of Meelks? Jack of Catnip? Nine of Yarn?


This kitten’s aces with us, ShiraGal.

Be Considerate of Others!

Don’t leave comfy cushions laying around on the floor.

Somebody could slip and fall!

Quite a shocking code violation, Catherine M.

Awesomosis:

Teh spawtaneous diffusion of fuzz and teh absorption of orinj until equal squeelibrium is acheeved.


What color did you used to be, Cruyff?  Quantum thanks, Fabian O.

Wine ‘Chillas

Meanwhile, unwinding at the piano bar…


It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, Gabrielle V.

Quillpower

Ollie the hedgehog, was a pokey little chap, but he decided to have a stab at swimming across “the pond” to visit his sharp-dressed cousin, Por Q. Pine.

As he swam past the point of no return, his spine tingled with excitement.


We’re on pins and needles here, Ollie and Kate T.

You Are The One

“Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.”


It’s like MIB meets Elton John, Luke and Jessica F.

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